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Lauren Qbert
@thelaurenqbert.bsky.social
Your hero of a Calarado district and Rocky Mountain Handjob Champ
Pronouns : Huh?/What?
USA🇲🇾USA🇲🇾USA🇲🇾
GOOD THING WE DODGED THAT BULLET!!!!!!!1
June 22, 2025 at 5:54 AM
TIPICAL MSM!!!!!!1
SECRETARY OF DEFENSE HEGSETH WITH AN UPDATE
April 29, 2025 at 6:20 PM
PRESIDENT TRUMP IS PLAYING 5D CHESS!!!!1
HE’S MADE US ALL HIS PAWNS!!!1

AREN’T YOU HAPPY YOU GET TO BE SACRIFICED?
April 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
HE’S SO MAJESTICK!!!!1
April 14, 2025 at 8:34 AM
THIS IS THE LEFTISTS ATTACKING CHRISTIANITY AGAIN!!!!
THEIR RAISING EGG PRICES RIGHT BEFORE EASTER SO JESUS CAN’T AFFORD TO GIVE THEM TO THAT EASTER BUNNY!!!!!1
April 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
A THIMBLE?
HIS JUNK IS HUUUUGE!!!!!!1
March 29, 2025 at 10:41 AM
THAT’S A PASTRIOT!!!!!1
March 29, 2025 at 8:16 AM
TRUDEAU MIND CONTROLLED TRUMP TO FORCE HIM TO IMPOSE AMERICAN TARIFFS!!!!1 THEIR ALL JUSTIN’S FAULT!!!!!!’
March 7, 2025 at 11:04 AM
NOW IMAJIN HOW FINE TRUMPS ASS WOULD LOOK BACK THEIR!!!!1
THAT’S ANOTHER REASON TO ADD HIM TO RUSHMORE!!!!!!!!!!1
March 7, 2025 at 10:58 AM
ARE YOU KIDDING ME????
IF YOU CAN’T AFFORD THE MEDICINE, DON’T GET DIABETUS!!!!!1
DAM FREELOADERS
March 7, 2025 at 10:45 AM
ONLY IF THEIR REPUBLICAN GAYZ!!!!!1
Gay people are more intelligent ???

But hang on….. what if I don’t have same-sex attraction, but I go ahead and bang a dude anyway…. Will I become smarter? 🤔
March 7, 2025 at 9:28 AM
WINNING LIKE NEVER BEFORE!!!!!!1

EVERYTHING JUST LIKE WHEN AMERICA WAS GRATEST!!!!!1
March 7, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Reposted by Lauren Qbert
So the US Mint is going to begin the printing of a $250 note bill, featuring none other than Donald Trump as its face.
I’ve taken the liberty of creating some mock-ups, featuring a selection of trump images.
Let’s vote on them & then we can forward the winner for consideration.
A,B,C, or D
Repost!
February 27, 2025 at 1:55 PM
SHE DIDN’T EVEN TRY TO HIDE IT!!!!!!1
February 20, 2025 at 11:54 PM
MICHAEL COHEN IS STILL GUILTY OF CALLING TAXIS FOR TRUMP!!!!!1
February 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
HAS MY PREDISENT GONE WOKE?????
THIS IS A DISASTER!!!!!!1
February 18, 2025 at 12:16 PM
THEY CAN’T DO THAT TO HIM!!!!1
February 4, 2025 at 4:15 AM
WHAT HONESTY!!!!!1
February 3, 2025 at 1:56 PM
I’M SO PLEEZED WITH THE NEW OPENNESS OF MARK SUCKERBERG!!!!1
Zuckerberg is really opening up! Eliminating fact checks appears to be very freeing!
January 10, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Reposted by Lauren Qbert
“No need to fact check”
— Marc Zuckerberg
January 10, 2025 at 3:12 AM
THAT’S NOT TRUE!!!!!1
They’re not satisfied with puppies anymore!
January 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
NOT GLOBAL WARMING!!!!1
January 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Reposted by Lauren Qbert
So…. How do I go about appealing this, @support.bsky.team ?
Why was @trumpmortality.bsky.social taken down without warning?
December 26, 2024 at 11:54 AM
POTATRIOTS KNOW THE TROOTH!!!!1
December 17, 2024 at 5:24 AM
Reposted by Lauren Qbert
THE COMMUNIST FASCISTS ARE THE WURST!!!!1
December 12, 2024 at 5:22 AM