Lauren Qbert
@thelaurenqbert.bsky.social
Your hero of a Calarado district and Rocky Mountain Handjob Champ
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GOOD THING WE DODGED THAT BULLET!!!!!!!1
June 22, 2025 at 5:54 AM
GOOD THING WE DODGED THAT BULLET!!!!!!!1
PRESIDENT TRUMP IS PLAYING 5D CHESS!!!!1
HE’S MADE US ALL HIS PAWNS!!!1
AREN’T YOU HAPPY YOU GET TO BE SACRIFICED?
HE’S MADE US ALL HIS PAWNS!!!1
AREN’T YOU HAPPY YOU GET TO BE SACRIFICED?
April 16, 2025 at 12:30 AM
PRESIDENT TRUMP IS PLAYING 5D CHESS!!!!1
HE’S MADE US ALL HIS PAWNS!!!1
AREN’T YOU HAPPY YOU GET TO BE SACRIFICED?
HE’S MADE US ALL HIS PAWNS!!!1
AREN’T YOU HAPPY YOU GET TO BE SACRIFICED?
HE’S SO MAJESTICK!!!!1
April 14, 2025 at 8:34 AM
HE’S SO MAJESTICK!!!!1
THIS IS THE LEFTISTS ATTACKING CHRISTIANITY AGAIN!!!!
THEIR RAISING EGG PRICES RIGHT BEFORE EASTER SO JESUS CAN’T AFFORD TO GIVE THEM TO THAT EASTER BUNNY!!!!!1
THEIR RAISING EGG PRICES RIGHT BEFORE EASTER SO JESUS CAN’T AFFORD TO GIVE THEM TO THAT EASTER BUNNY!!!!!1
April 13, 2025 at 10:47 PM
THIS IS THE LEFTISTS ATTACKING CHRISTIANITY AGAIN!!!!
THEIR RAISING EGG PRICES RIGHT BEFORE EASTER SO JESUS CAN’T AFFORD TO GIVE THEM TO THAT EASTER BUNNY!!!!!1
THEIR RAISING EGG PRICES RIGHT BEFORE EASTER SO JESUS CAN’T AFFORD TO GIVE THEM TO THAT EASTER BUNNY!!!!!1
THAT’S A PASTRIOT!!!!!1
March 29, 2025 at 8:16 AM
THAT’S A PASTRIOT!!!!!1
TRUDEAU MIND CONTROLLED TRUMP TO FORCE HIM TO IMPOSE AMERICAN TARIFFS!!!!1 THEIR ALL JUSTIN’S FAULT!!!!!!’
March 7, 2025 at 11:04 AM
TRUDEAU MIND CONTROLLED TRUMP TO FORCE HIM TO IMPOSE AMERICAN TARIFFS!!!!1 THEIR ALL JUSTIN’S FAULT!!!!!!’
NOW IMAJIN HOW FINE TRUMPS ASS WOULD LOOK BACK THEIR!!!!1
THAT’S ANOTHER REASON TO ADD HIM TO RUSHMORE!!!!!!!!!!1
THAT’S ANOTHER REASON TO ADD HIM TO RUSHMORE!!!!!!!!!!1
March 7, 2025 at 10:58 AM
NOW IMAJIN HOW FINE TRUMPS ASS WOULD LOOK BACK THEIR!!!!1
THAT’S ANOTHER REASON TO ADD HIM TO RUSHMORE!!!!!!!!!!1
THAT’S ANOTHER REASON TO ADD HIM TO RUSHMORE!!!!!!!!!!1
SHE DIDN’T EVEN TRY TO HIDE IT!!!!!!1
February 20, 2025 at 11:54 PM
SHE DIDN’T EVEN TRY TO HIDE IT!!!!!!1
MICHAEL COHEN IS STILL GUILTY OF CALLING TAXIS FOR TRUMP!!!!!1
February 18, 2025 at 4:24 PM
MICHAEL COHEN IS STILL GUILTY OF CALLING TAXIS FOR TRUMP!!!!!1
HAS MY PREDISENT GONE WOKE?????
THIS IS A DISASTER!!!!!!1
THIS IS A DISASTER!!!!!!1
February 18, 2025 at 12:16 PM
HAS MY PREDISENT GONE WOKE?????
THIS IS A DISASTER!!!!!!1
THIS IS A DISASTER!!!!!!1
THEY CAN’T DO THAT TO HIM!!!!1
February 4, 2025 at 4:15 AM
THEY CAN’T DO THAT TO HIM!!!!1
NOT GLOBAL WARMING!!!!1
January 10, 2025 at 1:49 AM
NOT GLOBAL WARMING!!!!1
POTATRIOTS KNOW THE TROOTH!!!!1
December 17, 2024 at 5:24 AM
POTATRIOTS KNOW THE TROOTH!!!!1
THAT’S RITE!!!! WE ENTERTAIN THE HOLE WORLD AND MAKE THEM HAPPY!!!!!1
WERE UNDER THE BIG TOP!
WERE UNDER THE BIG TOP!
December 15, 2024 at 7:50 AM
THAT’S RITE!!!! WE ENTERTAIN THE HOLE WORLD AND MAKE THEM HAPPY!!!!!1
WERE UNDER THE BIG TOP!
WERE UNDER THE BIG TOP!
THAT PENIS IS AN INVADER!!!!1
December 15, 2024 at 6:39 AM
THAT PENIS IS AN INVADER!!!!1
I’M GARY FOR PRESIDENT TRUMP!!!!1
December 15, 2024 at 5:25 AM
I’M GARY FOR PRESIDENT TRUMP!!!!1
I'M OLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER WHEN TV STATIONS INDOCTERNATED KIDS WHO STAYED UP SO LONG PAST THERE BEDTIME THAT THEY WERE EXPOSED TO THE RAINBOW SCREEN!!!!
HOW MANY BECAME GAY AS A RESULT!!!!!!
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IMPEECH!
HOW MANY BECAME GAY AS A RESULT!!!!!!
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IMPEECH!
December 15, 2024 at 5:23 AM
I'M OLD ENOUGH TO REMEMBER WHEN TV STATIONS INDOCTERNATED KIDS WHO STAYED UP SO LONG PAST THERE BEDTIME THAT THEY WERE EXPOSED TO THE RAINBOW SCREEN!!!!
HOW MANY BECAME GAY AS A RESULT!!!!!!
1
IMPEECH!
HOW MANY BECAME GAY AS A RESULT!!!!!!
1
IMPEECH!
WALMART IS SELLING GAY COCAINE!!!!!1
December 15, 2024 at 5:20 AM
WALMART IS SELLING GAY COCAINE!!!!!1
IT’S SANTA CLAWS, YOU DIRTY LIBTURDS!!!!1
AND HES WHITE!!!!!!!!1
AND HES WHITE!!!!!!!!1
December 15, 2024 at 1:41 AM
IT’S SANTA CLAWS, YOU DIRTY LIBTURDS!!!!1
AND HES WHITE!!!!!!!!1
AND HES WHITE!!!!!!!!1
ITS ABOUT DAM TIME!!!!!1
NO MORE HANDSHAKE ASSALTS FROM LIBERALS!!!!
NO MORE HANDSHAKE ASSALTS FROM LIBERALS!!!!
December 12, 2024 at 11:01 PM
ITS ABOUT DAM TIME!!!!!1
NO MORE HANDSHAKE ASSALTS FROM LIBERALS!!!!
NO MORE HANDSHAKE ASSALTS FROM LIBERALS!!!!
THE COMMUNIST FASCISTS ARE THE WURST!!!!1
December 12, 2024 at 5:22 AM
THE COMMUNIST FASCISTS ARE THE WURST!!!!1
THAT’S A COMITTMENT TO EDUCATION!!!!1
December 12, 2024 at 3:12 AM
THAT’S A COMITTMENT TO EDUCATION!!!!1
FITNESS IS SOOOOO IMPORTANT!!!!1
THANK YOU MR VISE-PRESIDENT!!
LOOKS LIKE FUN!!!!!1
THANK YOU MR VISE-PRESIDENT!!
LOOKS LIKE FUN!!!!!1
December 12, 2024 at 2:58 AM
FITNESS IS SOOOOO IMPORTANT!!!!1
THANK YOU MR VISE-PRESIDENT!!
LOOKS LIKE FUN!!!!!1
THANK YOU MR VISE-PRESIDENT!!
LOOKS LIKE FUN!!!!!1
ALL HALE THE CHURCH OF THE AR15!!!!1
December 11, 2024 at 9:55 AM
ALL HALE THE CHURCH OF THE AR15!!!!1
CHRISTIANITY IS ABOUT HATING EVERYONE!!!
December 2, 2024 at 11:20 PM
CHRISTIANITY IS ABOUT HATING EVERYONE!!!