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The Laundry
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He/him.

"A gentleman is someone who can play the accordion, but doesn't." Tom Waits
My preferred reading on this day of the year:
November 21, 2025 at 7:22 PM
We have our own car-puking, counter-surfing, dive-bombing, 75 pound bull in a china shop shepherd mix. Here he is with our other dog, who has provided a year-long apprenticeship program to teach him some other bad habits.
November 20, 2025 at 4:18 PM
November 15, 2025 at 8:32 PM
The H is O
November 13, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Amen.
November 12, 2025 at 9:14 PM
At a glance, it's nice to get SF's #12 prospect (Fangraphs as of January) for an "other prospect of note". But just reading the writeups on them, you'd think Martin is the more highly regarded guy.
November 11, 2025 at 7:17 PM
November 10, 2025 at 7:31 PM
And CF answers are, um, not plentiful in free sgency.
November 7, 2025 at 11:10 PM
November 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM
The dog is ready.
November 2, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Drinking a Manhattan for different stress reasons
November 1, 2025 at 1:28 AM
"It's a hotel now. That's how this works."
October 28, 2025 at 7:51 PM
"Oh come on, that was way more than a hundred pounds."
October 26, 2025 at 5:03 PM
There's a sequel:
October 10, 2025 at 4:43 AM
October 9, 2025 at 2:18 AM
October 7, 2025 at 6:22 PM
I found some scuttlebutt that NBC/Paramount may have pitched Harrelson on staying as the post-Danson lead of Cheers and were obviously rebuffed. I also forgot about the original pitch for a Grammer post-Cheers sitcom.
October 7, 2025 at 5:30 PM
October 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
"If you think I'm still going to be playing lame party games with celebrities when I'm 50, you're sadly, sadly mistaken."
October 4, 2025 at 12:48 AM
September 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
September 25, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Oof, that is not a neighborhood you want to be in.
September 22, 2025 at 4:18 PM
@jasondiamond.bsky.social I'm a little late picking up my preorder. But welcome home, KP.
September 20, 2025 at 11:24 PM
September 20, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Decided to look up 30 HR seasons worse by fWAR than Salvy's 2025 during his career (2011 to present):
September 20, 2025 at 1:01 AM