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L. Chase
@thelastlunacorn.bsky.social
Enby. They/Them. Poly. AuDHD 🔞

Fierce Sadist. Adoring masochist. The Bug.

This is my brain dump space (wholesome + NSFW). Watch me try to date beautiful woman, start a family and become the best kitchen goblin ever.
I have purchased many rolls of wrapping paper. I am wrapping all my unplayed board games, that way when I say I want a new game I have to go open one of these. happy yule to me?!
December 13, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Why are you polyamorous?

Wrong answers only:

So I have built in board game and DnD friends. Also, I won’t be blamed for all the hair ties and Bobby pins around my house. Because it motivates me to wash my sheets. Lastly, I’m a sucker for buy one get one deals. 2 for 1 on the pretty girls?!
why are you polyamorous?

wrong answers only:

after Odysseus left my island, I found myself needing to rely on my giant friends a lot more, and one thing led to another, and at the end of the day I couldn't just choose one of them
why are you polyamorous?

wrong answers only:

regular check-in meetings, shared calendar management, and frequent travel were so fun at work that i needed them at home too
December 12, 2025 at 5:47 AM
It feels good to be able to be both. Go to customer meetings, lead teams but also have the knowledge and drive to get dirty with said team when it’s needed. I will never ask anyone to do something I haven’t or won’t do. Today was hands and knees on the stockroom floor with power tools.
December 11, 2025 at 3:54 PM
My work gift to coworkers this year, is a deck of affirmation cards each based on their personalities. We got sweary self care, uplifting unicorns, affirmations for the badass, and one deck called “just listen bitch”.
December 11, 2025 at 1:48 PM
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We never grow out of needing a safe space. It might sound silly to some people, but responding to life w/ power & purpose ONLY happens when we've intentionally created safety inside our head & heart-- which, make no mistake, is an every day challenge & project in trauma recovery.
December 11, 2025 at 2:14 AM
You know what gives me butterflies, when I see the ”xyz is typing…”. like yes, tell me the things. When your name pops up my heart soars.
December 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I am *usually a top heavy switch outside of my well defined D/S power exchanges. However, in the last few months, I have been finding empowerment in giving up some control. Being safe enough to surrender. Being seen enough to want to. Still working on the “saying what I want” thing. 🫣
I don't want a sub that tells me to do whatever I want.

I want a sub that tells me what she wants, and then I want to do that thing so well—make her need it so badly—that it gives me the control I desire.
December 10, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Also, less wholesome, more spicy. Being between my love and friend while they both tease me until nearly crying, not giving me what I want until I can find my words and take what I want. Menaces, the both of them in the best possible ways. I’m just a delicate bug, however if you bully me, I’ll cum.
This polyamory thing is all fun and games until they start conspiring with each other about how best to bully you.
December 9, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Haha. The other night when I said I wasn’t going to eat dinner my metamour turned to me and said “don’t make me tattle on you to our girlfriend”. Then another polycule person said “You’re not getting out of this one”. You better believe I drank that shake on my drive to see said girlfriend.#polylife
This polyamory thing is all fun and games until they start conspiring with each other about how best to bully you.
December 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Despite frigid temps, I woke up this morning feeling warm, safe and so loved. Also, incredibly fulfilled in more way than one hehe. My brain is trying to be present but also being a planner I know in the future there will be a few weeks apart. Finding it tough to keep my heart and brain in line.
December 9, 2025 at 1:49 PM
I am incredibly fulfilled by this level of intimacy. The hand on my thigh while we are eating, moving hair out of my face, cheek kisses. It’s all so incredibly focused on me, and that person wanting to closer and love me. If this doesn’t exist for me, there isn’t usually much that follows.
I joked before about my kink being getting forehead kisses. But it’s not really a joke. My sex drive is coded for that kind of intimacy. Holding hands in public, quick romantic kisses, a hand around my waist pulling me closer as we walk- that’s the stuff that makes my heart flutter.
December 8, 2025 at 10:52 AM
A swear just, but for saying “it’s just a thing”. Must include the accompanying shrug.
A swear jar, but for saying " I could be worse"
A swear jar, but for saying "I'll live."
December 8, 2025 at 10:47 AM
Listen. I have LOVED being the middle spoon recently. Literally it’s the best sleep I’ve gotten in months, safe and secure between two people who I know love me and will protect me and also, I don’t have to worry about stealing blankets cause I am the human space heater. It’s a win win win.
big spoon?
little spoon?
middle spoon 😌
December 8, 2025 at 3:02 AM
That playfulness starts before you even see each other. It begins with curiosity, anticipation, attention.
A build up of passion, a fire to be stoked. Attention that isn’t just for your body, but for your energy, your heart, and your tells.

The slow, subtle exchange where tension and safety mix.
Tension that starts a chain reaction.

Playfulness leads to a kiss, that kiss turns to making out, making out to fondling, & suddenly youre breathing heavy & being pounded into whatever surface is nearest, desperately grabbing at each other as if fucking isnt enough & you need to be closer.
December 7, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Imagine hating me but I’m just a little bug, sitting at my table in my matching bluey jammies. Having snackies and apple juice and swinging my feet cause they don’t touch the ground 🙃
Imagine hating me but I’m wearing an oversized t shirt and frilly panties, dancing around my kitchen while I eat apple crisp and vanilla ice cream.
December 7, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Something seemingly innocuous, but made me take a pause this morning. As I was gathering my stuff to leave my beloved’s I went to move a piece of hair off the bed, except it was both of ours. One bright and fiery red, one shimmery and bold silver. Twisted.intertwined.Curled around the other. 🥰
December 7, 2025 at 2:03 AM
Picked up primarily two player games at PAXU this year. My wife suggested I wrap in christmas paper all the unplayed games I have, and when I want a new game go get one of those. LOOK LIKE I HAVE AALOT OF WRAPPING TO DO 😅
December 6, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Benefit of sleeping between two cuties, you’re both big and little spoon. One of those cuties and I were joking that we are running the bases backward, we started at 3rd . Tonight we got all the way to 1st. 😆
Sometimes all you need for a good night is to be the little spoon with someone who makes you laugh.
December 5, 2025 at 7:34 AM
I was asked tonight what I wanted, and my heart and body immediately knew the answer. But my brain said, hold up, lets be super awkward and hide until two beautiful woman basically have to pull the words out of me. I have some work to do on why, I can’t just say what I want. It will be slow goings.
no one can read your mind

you have to ask for the things you want
December 5, 2025 at 7:19 AM
also sensory play. Deep pressure too. Like yes lay on top of me with your body weight, no it doesn’t hurt.

Like arguably it’s not even kinky amy more. It helps balance out all the other intense stimuli.
sure bondage is hot but have u considered that it feels Really Good autistically speaking
December 4, 2025 at 11:57 AM
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December 3, 2025 at 11:47 AM
I make a very specific sound when my brain is being mean. I then burrow my head into the closest semi soft thing I can find. It’s to the point that my beloved pretty much can pick it up by the sound of moving to burrow and then taps my chin until I’m not hiding and makes me look at her.
domme voice, tilting your chin up to force eye contact: "No, don't call yourself stupid. You're not stupid unless you've been fucked that way. Understood?"
December 3, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Hard agree with this!
holy shit it turns out topping actually can give gender euphoria. should have gotten a strap ages ago
December 3, 2025 at 10:38 AM
It’s just me and six dittos. We can be anything we want. Going to be organized chaos.
If Pokémon was real and you were just an average trainer, what would your team be?

(Be as realistic as possible. No Mythics or Legends.)

Scyther (if you suggest I evolve her I sulk)
Raichu (cuddly)
Houndoom (Fluffy)
Hydreigon (Big Baby)
Grapploct (Good hugs)
Pidgeot (Nyoom)
If Pokémon was real and you were just an average trainer, what would your team be?

(Be as realistic as possible. No Mythics or Legends.)

- Gengar x2 (The Idiot Boy$)
- Pacharisu (Dad)
- Beedrill (Big Hoss)
- Donphan (Bigger Hoss)
- Espeon (Lucy)
December 3, 2025 at 2:17 AM
That skin to skin, leg between leg, head on chest, and nuzzling is so good.
December 2, 2025 at 7:13 AM