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@theknowerofstuff.bsky.social
Recreational mathematician, professional homosexual 🏳️‍🌈 | canonically tall bottom | He/Him/His | Denver is home | 👬 @angrytwink83
You heard em boys, form a line!
November 13, 2025 at 6:37 PM
Truly wild to me that the Rocky Mountains used to be known for such pristine air they thought it could literally cure diseases and now Denver has full days where you can’t open your window cuz the whole metro area smells like rotting dog food
November 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Got it ;)
November 8, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Pump shirt, Pump Shirt, PUMP SHIRT
November 8, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Yall. The Wicked special tonight…I’ve only seen clips on here and I am UNDONE 😭😭😭😭😭
November 7, 2025 at 3:23 AM
Just cuz it hasn’t been making enough of the Dem wins lists for my liking: CO also passed free school lunch for every child in the state by taxing $300k+ households 😏
November 6, 2025 at 2:11 AM
Monday birthdays suck so let’s Funday this Sunday boys
November 2, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Halloweened
November 1, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Tapping in just in time for the last day of #Jocktober
October 31, 2025 at 7:38 PM
What do we think chat, tights or pants?
October 26, 2025 at 12:58 AM
WAIT IMOGEN HAS A NEW SONG TODAY TOO?!?!?!

www.youtube.com/watch?v=J79_...
Imogen Heap - I AM ___
YouTube video by Imogen Heap
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October 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Burning the midnight oil
October 24, 2025 at 5:35 AM
EVERY TIME I see some dipshit throwing their weights around and look down, they’re inexplicably wearing shiny new $400 squat shoes (and NEVER squatting) 😒
October 22, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Ate a whole acorn squash for lunch today AMA
October 21, 2025 at 1:03 AM
I just absolutely LOVE @blackforager.bsky.social. If yall ever need a quick, cute, and informative smile break in your day I cant recommend her Poison or Snack shorts enough

www.youtube.com/shorts/GMcMK...
POISON or SNACK: RED BERRIES
YouTube video by BlackForager
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October 16, 2025 at 5:56 PM
There are 3 gay bars in Denver that show random thirst traps they collect online as background on the tvs. It’s always a weird mix of pride and discomfort when one of you beauties pops up cuz like, hey I know them! But also…consent there seems grey at best?
October 16, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Amazing how a really great fuck can improve literally any day 🥳
October 15, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Remember himbos: labdoor.com is a great resource for finding good, clean, economical supplements. Personally I really like MyProtein and have for a long time
October 14, 2025 at 8:30 PM
Sorry for the (unintendedly) melodramatic post yesterday, here’s some side butt #humpday
October 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I’m sorry I haven’t responded to your message/dm/post/email/carrier pigeon. I barely want to acknowledge my own existence, much less yours 🫥
October 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Help! I did Romanian deadlifts on Tuesday and my hamstrings have not un-contracted since 😅
October 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Well the hair needs to grow out a bit for Halloween, and the muscles need to get bigger…so we will be here, in a high pony, for the next month #flexfriday
October 3, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Some of yall need this
October 3, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Post something random or you’ll have an awful October!
September 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
List 3 things you can talk about for 3 hours without prep.

1. Math education in America
2. X-Men
3. EDM
List 3 things you can talk about for 3 hours without prep.

1. Post Temple / Jewish Diaspora History
2. The relationship between Nintendo and the Seattle Mariners
3. Consumer rights when owning media (physical and digital)
September 27, 2025 at 12:06 AM