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theknowerofstuff.bsky.social
Turkey Twerky Time
@theknowerofstuff.bsky.social
Recreational mathematician, professional homosexual 🏳️‍🌈 | canonically tall bottom | He/Him/His | Denver is home | 👬 @angrytwink83
Sorry, the cheeks are beautiful but this is 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥹🥹🥹🥹💀💀💀
November 15, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Aren’t there 3 then, with Roosevelt in the background? 😜
November 15, 2025 at 1:20 AM
This seems fine and totally normal 🤦
November 15, 2025 at 12:25 AM
A bunch of my puppy friends are, but I’m going to a concert 
November 15, 2025 at 12:24 AM
they WHAT
November 15, 2025 at 12:17 AM
So she’s a kink ball girlie…👀
November 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Was originally trying to sing this to the tune of The Wellerman and wondering why it didn’t work…maybe it’s about me? 😬
November 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Wait wait, hit me next 🥺
November 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Hi hello it me
November 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Booooo, that’s a poorly designed airport, mimosas in all the places!

(Sorry, been there! Coffee at least?)
November 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Flex indeeeeeed!
November 14, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Just more time for mimosas!
November 14, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Oh definitely 😁
November 13, 2025 at 10:05 PM
You’ve got VIP ;)
November 13, 2025 at 6:41 PM
It’s soooo good! Welcome to the club :)
November 13, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Hey! This square state is pretty ok 😤
November 13, 2025 at 6:10 PM
LUX?
November 13, 2025 at 6:09 PM
10/10 would gladly hump
November 13, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Her label is called Konichiwa Records for a reason!
November 13, 2025 at 3:49 AM
But then! Double psych lol
November 13, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Yes!
November 13, 2025 at 2:06 AM
All hemp-derived THC. With tolerances low enough that it will ban most CBD products too.
November 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Wowowowoowowow 🤩
November 13, 2025 at 12:26 AM