Paloma Roth
@thekittiancorpus.bsky.social
Motherhood, Miscarriage, Movement, Mental Health and Method
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Paloma Roth
@thekittiancorpus.bsky.social
· Feb 22
Like oatmeal, I am bland but versatile
Next time someone asks me what my partner does, after only having known the person for a few minutes, I will simply say, “He’s a contract killer. The pay is great!”
August 31, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Next time someone asks me what my partner does, after only having known the person for a few minutes, I will simply say, “He’s a contract killer. The pay is great!”
Life is refreshing itself every moment. You get to experience something new every morning you wake up. Make it count.
May 2, 2025 at 11:21 AM
Life is refreshing itself every moment. You get to experience something new every morning you wake up. Make it count.
Like oatmeal, I am bland but versatile
February 22, 2025 at 4:06 AM
Like oatmeal, I am bland but versatile
there’s only two places where I feel seen: the garden & the dance floor. blood, sweat and tears.
June 13, 2024 at 3:45 AM
there’s only two places where I feel seen: the garden & the dance floor. blood, sweat and tears.
creative
June 13, 2024 at 3:42 AM
creative
Dropped my son off at daycare and wished him a good day at work 🫠
May 15, 2024 at 2:35 AM
Dropped my son off at daycare and wished him a good day at work 🫠
I asked my son how his day went and he said “it was really sunny out and I watched spiders come out of a volcano.” He’s the best.
April 11, 2024 at 3:10 AM
I asked my son how his day went and he said “it was really sunny out and I watched spiders come out of a volcano.” He’s the best.
After having a baby, dogs now gravitate towards me.
March 29, 2024 at 11:25 AM
After having a baby, dogs now gravitate towards me.
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"I was surprised by the extremely strong penguin's rectal pressure," said lead study author Hiroyuki Tajima, an assistant professor in the Department of Natural Science at Kochi University in Japan.
Tajima's paper includes this delightful illustration (credit: H. Tajima and Fumiya Fujisawa) 🐧 🧪
Tajima's paper includes this delightful illustration (credit: H. Tajima and Fumiya Fujisawa) 🐧 🧪
January 20, 2024 at 3:58 PM
"I was surprised by the extremely strong penguin's rectal pressure," said lead study author Hiroyuki Tajima, an assistant professor in the Department of Natural Science at Kochi University in Japan.
Tajima's paper includes this delightful illustration (credit: H. Tajima and Fumiya Fujisawa) 🐧 🧪
Tajima's paper includes this delightful illustration (credit: H. Tajima and Fumiya Fujisawa) 🐧 🧪
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Look at this gorgeous artwork accompanying my op-ed in the Globe and Mail!
January 20, 2024 at 4:33 PM
Look at this gorgeous artwork accompanying my op-ed in the Globe and Mail!
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The epitome of grace and class.
January 17, 2024 at 7:01 PM
The epitome of grace and class.
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Reposted by Paloma Roth
Normalize giving your friends cool nicknames
January 13, 2024 at 5:53 AM
Normalize giving your friends cool nicknames
ugh. If you’re going to complain about my child having a hyphenated last name, pass judgement on my decision making skills, you my dear, need to find happiness
January 12, 2024 at 9:21 PM
ugh. If you’re going to complain about my child having a hyphenated last name, pass judgement on my decision making skills, you my dear, need to find happiness
Where are all my boring people at?
January 10, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Where are all my boring people at?
"My favorite part of 'Pretty Woman' is when she gets all flustered at the fancy restaurant because all she knows is hooker food."
- Adam Lisagor
- Adam Lisagor
January 7, 2024 at 11:29 PM
"My favorite part of 'Pretty Woman' is when she gets all flustered at the fancy restaurant because all she knows is hooker food."
- Adam Lisagor
- Adam Lisagor
I don’t care for DC Comics nor Marvel movies but Mad Max is on a whole other level. Looking forward to Furiosa 👌🏼
January 7, 2024 at 8:11 PM
I don’t care for DC Comics nor Marvel movies but Mad Max is on a whole other level. Looking forward to Furiosa 👌🏼
I made the bed only to crawl right back into it.
January 7, 2024 at 12:26 PM
I made the bed only to crawl right back into it.
How many fanny packs can one own?
January 6, 2024 at 11:35 PM
How many fanny packs can one own?
Do you have work clothes and home clothes?
January 6, 2024 at 11:26 PM
Do you have work clothes and home clothes?
I’m intrigued by Amazon essentials clothing line. Can anyone speak to the quality and durability of the pieces?
January 6, 2024 at 11:15 PM
I’m intrigued by Amazon essentials clothing line. Can anyone speak to the quality and durability of the pieces?
Important memo. Keep in front pocket.
January 5, 2024 at 2:34 AM
Important memo. Keep in front pocket.