This is entirely vibes based, but it feels like people have gotten meaner in the past five years.

"We, the techbro community, are delighted to announce our new device that allows you to ejaculate immediately. Where messy sex and blowjobs used to take minutes or even hours to complete, our new tech will allow you to reach climax in *nanoseconds*, allowing you more time to do work and chores."

Oh good, everyone else has already come with their suggestions. 🙂