Dunphy
thejerseydad.bsky.social
Dunphy
@thejerseydad.bsky.social
Dad, husband, teacher, son. Much to everyone's annoyance, I am a delight.
I know this the place to get away from FB, but if anyone here has a few moments to spare, vote for my kid please. I mean, she's just awesome. jr-ranger.org/2025/cassand...
Vote for Cassandra to win $20,000, learn from Jeff Corwin, and appear in a Ranger Rick magazine!
Cassie Is Curious And Always Asks Questions. She Loves Nature And Science, Enjoys Doing Experiments, And Doesn't Mind Getting Messy!
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June 4, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Daughter (5) keeps asking to play "I always wanted a brother" from the Mufasa movie. I told her she already has a brother. "Not that one."
April 5, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Reason wife got annoyed with me # 2647... Daughter wanted to know if the feather she found could be used to write like in Harry Potter. "No." "Why not?" "Quills are made from pinion feathers." "What's a 'pinion'?" "Yours is usually trash, but a pinion is a long feather on the bottom of the wing."
April 4, 2025 at 12:41 AM
As a parent and teacher, I have greatly conflicting emotions when I hear my five year old in the other room declare, "I have an idea!"
March 29, 2025 at 6:04 PM
@dungeonsanddads.bsky.social I feel like I checked a week ago and y'all weren't on here. Been following since season 1. Great show. Great cast. As the DnD teacher at my middle school, you've def shown the way to just have fun with the game.
December 4, 2024 at 4:19 AM
@dunsparcecast.bsky.social Hey, Calvin! You like applin? I got her number. How do you like those applin?
December 3, 2024 at 12:13 PM
Happy Thanksgiving everyone
November 29, 2024 at 2:54 AM
I'm positively losing my mind. Anyone here know about NJ inheritance law? My uncle passed in the summer and Every time I think I'm set, there's another form, another barricade, another additional fee. Seriously, my brain is shot, and oh look, another form that was never disclosed to me.
November 26, 2024 at 1:11 AM
I understand that Patrick Stewart is an amazing actor on both screen and on stage but his most iconic presence for me is making possibly the most amazing sandwich ever in Macbeth
November 22, 2024 at 11:48 PM
Just watched Monkey King on @netflixus.bsky.social Towards the end, my daughter said that she felt bad for the monkey because he was all alone with no family. Me: "I know. He's not lucky like us right?" Her: "Yeah, he doesn't have a tv."
November 18, 2024 at 3:18 AM
Just did one of those simple weave look things with my daughter. Like, I know I did it when I was little but seriously, how do 5 year olds just figure this out without YouTube?
November 17, 2024 at 9:49 PM
My three year old came out of the bathroom naked and shouted, "Look at me!". I started singing "Goodbye Horses" and now he won't stop singing it and I'm the bad guy.
November 15, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Making lunches and thought of a pickup line. "Damn girl, are you lunch meat a week past sell by? Cause you look fine, but I don't really trust you."
November 15, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Making lunches and thought of a pickup line. "Damn girl, are you lunch meat a week past sell by? Cause you look fine, but I don't really trust you."
November 15, 2024 at 11:18 PM
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November 8, 2024 at 4:31 PM
At a wedding currently. Seriously, all sorts. Republican, Democrat, black, white, Asian, Hispanic, straight, gay, trans, Christian, Jewish, Muslim, etc. one of those things that shows we can all be together is we focus on what's important.
November 15, 2024 at 11:18 PM
So here's my Bluey head cannon. Everyone is ok with playing along with Bluey's imagination and dripping whatever they do to engage and help. The entire town is on the take.
November 15, 2024 at 11:18 PM
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Well, damn. Looks like Slytherin won the house cup this year
November 7, 2024 at 2:14 AM
Terrifier was dumb. Now hang on while I watch the next two.
November 15, 2024 at 11:18 PM
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[Googles how to do a revolution]

[Googles how to do a rebellion]

[Googles swordfighting basics with video]

[Googles nearby bakeries]

[Googles nearby bakeries delivery]
November 6, 2024 at 2:04 PM
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Always ❤️
November 6, 2024 at 4:05 PM
Student asked me today... "So what is the difference between Republicans and Dominicans?
November 15, 2024 at 11:18 PM
Student asked me today... "So what is the difference between Republicans and Dominicans?
November 15, 2024 at 11:18 PM