Smarmy of Darkness
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I think Jordache and DoorDash need to do a collab.
May 30, 2025 at 9:52 PM
I think Jordache and DoorDash need to do a collab.
What's the over/under on Cheeto Jeebus issuing an EO to remove Juneteenth from the list of federal holidays?
May 29, 2025 at 5:09 PM
What's the over/under on Cheeto Jeebus issuing an EO to remove Juneteenth from the list of federal holidays?
I had an "uh-doi" moment about something mundane. Well late to figure it out no doubt.
"OK Boomer":Millennials::"Whatever":GenX
I don't know why I feel like this was a breakthrough moment for me.
"OK Boomer":Millennials::"Whatever":GenX
I don't know why I feel like this was a breakthrough moment for me.
May 22, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I had an "uh-doi" moment about something mundane. Well late to figure it out no doubt.
"OK Boomer":Millennials::"Whatever":GenX
I don't know why I feel like this was a breakthrough moment for me.
"OK Boomer":Millennials::"Whatever":GenX
I don't know why I feel like this was a breakthrough moment for me.
So we Andor and Nandor (What We Do In The Shadows). All we need is Andnor and Nandnor.
April 25, 2025 at 11:23 PM
So we Andor and Nandor (What We Do In The Shadows). All we need is Andnor and Nandnor.
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When I try to explain it’s possible to be oppose the Israeli government and settler Zionism without being antisemitic
April 25, 2025 at 7:18 PM
When I try to explain it’s possible to be oppose the Israeli government and settler Zionism without being antisemitic
Life Pro Tip: Always do your weigh-in at the same time each day and only in underwear, if anything. But, for the best result, do your weigh-in before eating or drinking anything and *after* taking a righteous shit.
April 25, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Life Pro Tip: Always do your weigh-in at the same time each day and only in underwear, if anything. But, for the best result, do your weigh-in before eating or drinking anything and *after* taking a righteous shit.
Calling them "live updates" when the guy is dead seems a bit optimistic.
April 21, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Calling them "live updates" when the guy is dead seems a bit optimistic.
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Trump Says He Won’t Rule Out Third Reich
March 31, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Trump Says He Won’t Rule Out Third Reich
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I don’t answer my phone but I sure will text you “what’s up” right after you call me
March 31, 2025 at 8:12 PM
I don’t answer my phone but I sure will text you “what’s up” right after you call me
Going to start an IT consulting company called Digital Engineering and Infrastructure. Then I'm going to start bidding on federal IT contracts.
Every time I win a bid I'm going to put out a press release saying it was a DEI hire.
Every time I win a bid I'm going to put out a press release saying it was a DEI hire.
March 31, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Going to start an IT consulting company called Digital Engineering and Infrastructure. Then I'm going to start bidding on federal IT contracts.
Every time I win a bid I'm going to put out a press release saying it was a DEI hire.
Every time I win a bid I'm going to put out a press release saying it was a DEI hire.
Went to my ex-MIL's funeral this past Wednesday. I've been in a major depressive state ever since. I forgot how important the whole family was to me when we were together.
March 2, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Went to my ex-MIL's funeral this past Wednesday. I've been in a major depressive state ever since. I forgot how important the whole family was to me when we were together.
I wonder how long it will be before Americans will be in a position to apply for asylum in other countries as defectors 🤔
February 21, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I wonder how long it will be before Americans will be in a position to apply for asylum in other countries as defectors 🤔
They know what they're doing and we've only seen the start of it. www.instagram.com/p/DFZqQqZOi2...
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February 14, 2025 at 6:38 AM
They know what they're doing and we've only seen the start of it. www.instagram.com/p/DFZqQqZOi2...
More than 100 EOs in the first 3 weeks. More than any other president in their first *60 days*.
I wonder if Congress is going to have *any* role in legislation beyond the budget. It seems like they might be willing to hand that job over as much as their able, too.
I wonder if Congress is going to have *any* role in legislation beyond the budget. It seems like they might be willing to hand that job over as much as their able, too.
February 13, 2025 at 8:12 PM
More than 100 EOs in the first 3 weeks. More than any other president in their first *60 days*.
I wonder if Congress is going to have *any* role in legislation beyond the budget. It seems like they might be willing to hand that job over as much as their able, too.
I wonder if Congress is going to have *any* role in legislation beyond the budget. It seems like they might be willing to hand that job over as much as their able, too.
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Just gonna leave this here.
February 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Just gonna leave this here.
Tesla Is Elon Musk’s Soft Underbelly
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Tesla Is Elon Musk’s Soft Underbelly
Tesla’s brand is toxic and its sales are in the toilet. That’s how you hurt Musk.
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February 10, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Tesla Is Elon Musk’s Soft Underbelly
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open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...
What are the odds that both Mush and Schlump are suffering from syphilis dementia?
February 10, 2025 at 10:18 PM
What are the odds that both Mush and Schlump are suffering from syphilis dementia?
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Gary Larson semi-unretired and occasionally posts new comics on his website www.thefarside.com
Gary Larson semi-unretired and occasionally posts new comics on his website www.thefarside.com
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February 10, 2025 at 8:59 PM
@andykindler.bsky.social @jelvisweinstein.bsky.social
Gary Larson semi-unretired and occasionally posts new comics on his website www.thefarside.com
Gary Larson semi-unretired and occasionally posts new comics on his website www.thefarside.com
Why is it called menopause when it's a full stop?
January 30, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Why is it called menopause when it's a full stop?
You ever think so much about how you're walking and if it looks awkward to other people that you end up walking even more awkward than you thought you were?
January 26, 2025 at 8:02 PM
You ever think so much about how you're walking and if it looks awkward to other people that you end up walking even more awkward than you thought you were?
@danidonovan.com just read your email. I expect the TikTok blackout will receive a temporary reprieve in the next day or two. By the end of it, there will hopefully be a permanent solution.
January 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
@danidonovan.com just read your email. I expect the TikTok blackout will receive a temporary reprieve in the next day or two. By the end of it, there will hopefully be a permanent solution.
January 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Will He or Won't He?
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open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...
Will He or Won't He?
Donald Trump is term-limited by the 22nd Amendment, right? RIGHT?!?
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January 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Will He or Won't He?
open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...
open.substack.com/pub/thebulwa...