the house of weird
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Interested in some Erotica? have a kink or a fantasy needing to be told? Allow me to write you a story to fill your needs, with discounted rates for stories permitted to be posted.
Accepting PayPal and cashapp.
DM for info
Past Works
archiveofourown.org/users/Thehou...
Just in time for Christmas, behold a kinky morning in with two love birds giving the gift of other women for the day.
"Naughty Gifts For a Good Husband and Wife"
Now on #AO3
archiveofourown.org/works/76008306
#Erotica #Christmas #Smut
"Naughty Gifts For a Good Husband and Wife"
Now on #AO3
archiveofourown.org/works/76008306
#Erotica #Christmas #Smut
Naughty Gifts For a Good Husband and Wife - Thehouseofweird - Real Person Fiction [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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December 19, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Just in time for Christmas, behold a kinky morning in with two love birds giving the gift of other women for the day.
"Naughty Gifts For a Good Husband and Wife"
Now on #AO3
archiveofourown.org/works/76008306
#Erotica #Christmas #Smut
"Naughty Gifts For a Good Husband and Wife"
Now on #AO3
archiveofourown.org/works/76008306
#Erotica #Christmas #Smut
as a dinner party in LA goes on, two fine ladies meet for the first time, then fuck for the first time.
A craving for pussy: Starring Elizabeth Olsen and Selena Gomez now on #AO3 #Erotica #fanfiction
archiveofourown.org/works/74766411
A craving for pussy: Starring Elizabeth Olsen and Selena Gomez now on #AO3 #Erotica #fanfiction
archiveofourown.org/works/74766411
November 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
as a dinner party in LA goes on, two fine ladies meet for the first time, then fuck for the first time.
A craving for pussy: Starring Elizabeth Olsen and Selena Gomez now on #AO3 #Erotica #fanfiction
archiveofourown.org/works/74766411
A craving for pussy: Starring Elizabeth Olsen and Selena Gomez now on #AO3 #Erotica #fanfiction
archiveofourown.org/works/74766411
Jenna's scene from Miller's girl where Cairo and Winnie made out was such a good scene, that I was hired to extend the scene out to show what happens after. and after getting permission from the client, you to, can read what should have happen next. #AO3 #Erotica
archiveofourown.org/works/74505651
archiveofourown.org/works/74505651
Past the first teasing kiss. (Miller's girl extended) - Thehouseofweird - Miller's Girl (2024) [Archive of Our Own]
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November 20, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Jenna's scene from Miller's girl where Cairo and Winnie made out was such a good scene, that I was hired to extend the scene out to show what happens after. and after getting permission from the client, you to, can read what should have happen next. #AO3 #Erotica
archiveofourown.org/works/74505651
archiveofourown.org/works/74505651
after a hiatus for kinktober last month I'm happy to report that chapter 3 of Tales of Eberoth is now live!
#Promosky #AO3
archiveofourown.org/works/708870...
#Promosky #AO3
archiveofourown.org/works/708870...
archiveofourown.org
November 15, 2025 at 6:38 PM
after a hiatus for kinktober last month I'm happy to report that chapter 3 of Tales of Eberoth is now live!
#Promosky #AO3
archiveofourown.org/works/708870...
#Promosky #AO3
archiveofourown.org/works/708870...
Slowly transitioning back into writing after my break from Kinktober, should have something new by the weekend for yall if not splitting up Kinktober chapters as stand alone works instead. Depends on where I land in the writing process.
November 12, 2025 at 7:54 AM
Slowly transitioning back into writing after my break from Kinktober, should have something new by the weekend for yall if not splitting up Kinktober chapters as stand alone works instead. Depends on where I land in the writing process.
alrighty, here's the scoop people:
No new stories for a week while I recuperate from Kinktober and work out both next chapters and new stories, with the October event offering several ideas for new stories and short series there's plenty of room to figure out some kinky shit to write out soon...😉
No new stories for a week while I recuperate from Kinktober and work out both next chapters and new stories, with the October event offering several ideas for new stories and short series there's plenty of room to figure out some kinky shit to write out soon...😉
November 1, 2025 at 4:57 PM
alrighty, here's the scoop people:
No new stories for a week while I recuperate from Kinktober and work out both next chapters and new stories, with the October event offering several ideas for new stories and short series there's plenty of room to figure out some kinky shit to write out soon...😉
No new stories for a week while I recuperate from Kinktober and work out both next chapters and new stories, with the October event offering several ideas for new stories and short series there's plenty of room to figure out some kinky shit to write out soon...😉
HOLY SHIT you guys! my Kinktober series is finally done after countless hours working on it and it's finished on time and at nearly 100,000 fucking words😱
The whole series now on AO3 #Erotica #Promosky
archiveofourown.org/works/716616...
The whole series now on AO3 #Erotica #Promosky
archiveofourown.org/works/716616...
November 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
HOLY SHIT you guys! my Kinktober series is finally done after countless hours working on it and it's finished on time and at nearly 100,000 fucking words😱
The whole series now on AO3 #Erotica #Promosky
archiveofourown.org/works/716616...
The whole series now on AO3 #Erotica #Promosky
archiveofourown.org/works/716616...
I beg your finest pardon what do you mean I've crossed 70,000 words in my Kinktober series?!?!
a white cat with a surprised look on its face is looking at the camera .
ALT: a white cat with a surprised look on its face is looking at the camera .
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October 26, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I beg your finest pardon what do you mean I've crossed 70,000 words in my Kinktober series?!?!
It's dawned on me a little that I should probably keep promoting Kinktober since it's the one big thing I got going on over on AO3 right now, up to day 11 on the list and working my way through it.
#Erotica #Smut #AO3
archiveofourown.org/works/716616...
#Erotica #Smut #AO3
archiveofourown.org/works/716616...
The House of Weird's Kinktober 2025 - Chapter 1 - Thehouseofweird - Real Person Fiction [Archive of Our Own]
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October 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
It's dawned on me a little that I should probably keep promoting Kinktober since it's the one big thing I got going on over on AO3 right now, up to day 11 on the list and working my way through it.
#Erotica #Smut #AO3
archiveofourown.org/works/716616...
#Erotica #Smut #AO3
archiveofourown.org/works/716616...
Whelp! it's October....Nah man it's Kinktober baby!
-Big ideas
-familiar kinks
-unfamiliar kinks
-all the orgasms you can come up with in a single month
The House of Weird's Kinktober 2025 now live on #AO3
#Promosky #Kinktober #Erotica
archiveofourown.org/works/716616...
-Big ideas
-familiar kinks
-unfamiliar kinks
-all the orgasms you can come up with in a single month
The House of Weird's Kinktober 2025 now live on #AO3
#Promosky #Kinktober #Erotica
archiveofourown.org/works/716616...
The House of Weird's Kinktober 2025 - Chapter 1 - Thehouseofweird - Real Person Fiction [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
October 1, 2025 at 4:57 PM
Whelp! it's October....Nah man it's Kinktober baby!
-Big ideas
-familiar kinks
-unfamiliar kinks
-all the orgasms you can come up with in a single month
The House of Weird's Kinktober 2025 now live on #AO3
#Promosky #Kinktober #Erotica
archiveofourown.org/works/716616...
-Big ideas
-familiar kinks
-unfamiliar kinks
-all the orgasms you can come up with in a single month
The House of Weird's Kinktober 2025 now live on #AO3
#Promosky #Kinktober #Erotica
archiveofourown.org/works/716616...
so both Tour Diaries and Tales of Eberoth have been updated today, unsure how well updates for stories will go in the next month as I'm rushing to get Kinktober done for all to see so if you're interested in any of that feel free to check out my page on AO3!
archiveofourown.org/users/Thehou...
archiveofourown.org/users/Thehou...
Thehouseofweird | Archive of Our Own
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September 29, 2025 at 6:31 PM
so both Tour Diaries and Tales of Eberoth have been updated today, unsure how well updates for stories will go in the next month as I'm rushing to get Kinktober done for all to see so if you're interested in any of that feel free to check out my page on AO3!
archiveofourown.org/users/Thehou...
archiveofourown.org/users/Thehou...
Already considering moving stuff out of November's planned stories cause the amount of work still needed to be done for Kinktober in a few weeks is driving me bonkers as is. It just might be better I keep the focus on the immediate and worry about what I'll miss later on.
September 18, 2025 at 9:40 PM
Already considering moving stuff out of November's planned stories cause the amount of work still needed to be done for Kinktober in a few weeks is driving me bonkers as is. It just might be better I keep the focus on the immediate and worry about what I'll miss later on.
#Promosky #Erotica
After months of planning, weeks of writing, and in need of writing more but that's further down the road. my biggest project to date has officially started!
"Tales of Eberoth: A D&D inspired series" Chapter 1 now on AO3.
Rated M for mature.
archiveofourown.org/works/708870...
After months of planning, weeks of writing, and in need of writing more but that's further down the road. my biggest project to date has officially started!
"Tales of Eberoth: A D&D inspired series" Chapter 1 now on AO3.
Rated M for mature.
archiveofourown.org/works/708870...
Tales of Eberoth: A D&D inspired series - Chapter 1 - Thehouseofweird - Dungeons & Dragons (Roleplaying Game) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
September 15, 2025 at 8:03 PM
#Promosky #Erotica
After months of planning, weeks of writing, and in need of writing more but that's further down the road. my biggest project to date has officially started!
"Tales of Eberoth: A D&D inspired series" Chapter 1 now on AO3.
Rated M for mature.
archiveofourown.org/works/708870...
After months of planning, weeks of writing, and in need of writing more but that's further down the road. my biggest project to date has officially started!
"Tales of Eberoth: A D&D inspired series" Chapter 1 now on AO3.
Rated M for mature.
archiveofourown.org/works/708870...
my idea for new chapters each week already getting some results as BOAT chapter 2 is now live on AO3
#Erotica #Fanfiction
archiveofourown.org/works/704406...
#Erotica #Fanfiction
archiveofourown.org/works/704406...
BOAT (A story about Yacht girls and swimsuit models) - Chapter 1 - Thehouseofweird - Real Person Fiction [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
September 13, 2025 at 6:02 PM
my idea for new chapters each week already getting some results as BOAT chapter 2 is now live on AO3
#Erotica #Fanfiction
archiveofourown.org/works/704406...
#Erotica #Fanfiction
archiveofourown.org/works/704406...
Over a year ago I restarted a series I began in 2020 and took a break from it and forgot it for a sec, and now nearly a year after the last update I can happily say a new chapter is finally here.
The Redhead Club: Chapters 1-9 now on AO3
#Promosky #NSFW #Erotica
archiveofourown.org/works/575207...
The Redhead Club: Chapters 1-9 now on AO3
#Promosky #NSFW #Erotica
archiveofourown.org/works/575207...
September 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Over a year ago I restarted a series I began in 2020 and took a break from it and forgot it for a sec, and now nearly a year after the last update I can happily say a new chapter is finally here.
The Redhead Club: Chapters 1-9 now on AO3
#Promosky #NSFW #Erotica
archiveofourown.org/works/575207...
The Redhead Club: Chapters 1-9 now on AO3
#Promosky #NSFW #Erotica
archiveofourown.org/works/575207...
So apparently when toying with an AI video app I've inadvertently created like 6 different ideas for stories....and they actually seem like good ideas.
god my writing backlog just keeps getting bigger.
god my writing backlog just keeps getting bigger.
September 12, 2025 at 6:17 AM
So apparently when toying with an AI video app I've inadvertently created like 6 different ideas for stories....and they actually seem like good ideas.
god my writing backlog just keeps getting bigger.
god my writing backlog just keeps getting bigger.
finally got me of them them bots on AO3 that offer to draw up your story at a "Discounted rate" but out of all the stories they could have picked....it's the tour diary one.
like there's at least 3 stories which are fever dreams of a concept on my page and yet they pick Sabrina's POV lol it's silly
like there's at least 3 stories which are fever dreams of a concept on my page and yet they pick Sabrina's POV lol it's silly
September 11, 2025 at 3:39 PM
finally got me of them them bots on AO3 that offer to draw up your story at a "Discounted rate" but out of all the stories they could have picked....it's the tour diary one.
like there's at least 3 stories which are fever dreams of a concept on my page and yet they pick Sabrina's POV lol it's silly
like there's at least 3 stories which are fever dreams of a concept on my page and yet they pick Sabrina's POV lol it's silly
keeping up the short chapter updates with the Tour Diaries series, more to come in the new few weeks but we're almost at 7,000 hits on AO3 so I figured why not keep the ball rolling?
#NSFW #AO3 #Eroticasky
archiveofourown.org/works/592652...
#NSFW #AO3 #Eroticasky
archiveofourown.org/works/592652...
The Tour Diaries of Sabrina Carpenter: Short n' Sweet tour - Chapter 1 - Thehouseofweird - Short n' Sweet (Album) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
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September 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
keeping up the short chapter updates with the Tour Diaries series, more to come in the new few weeks but we're almost at 7,000 hits on AO3 so I figured why not keep the ball rolling?
#NSFW #AO3 #Eroticasky
archiveofourown.org/works/592652...
#NSFW #AO3 #Eroticasky
archiveofourown.org/works/592652...
Been toying around with AI to get a better understanding of it and I've come to two conclusions:
Image generation can be fun to use yet I would never call myself an artist to make money from said images.
And that it's absolutely dogshit at writing smut.
Which is great for me as a smut writer lol.
Image generation can be fun to use yet I would never call myself an artist to make money from said images.
And that it's absolutely dogshit at writing smut.
Which is great for me as a smut writer lol.
September 9, 2025 at 10:13 PM
Been toying around with AI to get a better understanding of it and I've come to two conclusions:
Image generation can be fun to use yet I would never call myself an artist to make money from said images.
And that it's absolutely dogshit at writing smut.
Which is great for me as a smut writer lol.
Image generation can be fun to use yet I would never call myself an artist to make money from said images.
And that it's absolutely dogshit at writing smut.
Which is great for me as a smut writer lol.
First new planned series is now live on #AO3 what admittedly started as a funny meme of an idea, now a semi put together short series that will have sex in it I swear, but take joy in how kinky it will get.
"BOAT"
first chapter available now
#Promosky #NSFWShare
archiveofourown.org/works/704406...
"BOAT"
first chapter available now
#Promosky #NSFWShare
archiveofourown.org/works/704406...
BOAT (A story about Yacht girls and swimsuit models) - Chapter 1 - Thehouseofweird - Real Person Fiction [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
September 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
First new planned series is now live on #AO3 what admittedly started as a funny meme of an idea, now a semi put together short series that will have sex in it I swear, but take joy in how kinky it will get.
"BOAT"
first chapter available now
#Promosky #NSFWShare
archiveofourown.org/works/704406...
"BOAT"
first chapter available now
#Promosky #NSFWShare
archiveofourown.org/works/704406...
Sabrina continues to just be this well of inspiration based on outfit choices alone.
September 6, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Sabrina continues to just be this well of inspiration based on outfit choices alone.
I work and work and yet I still impress myself with what I come up with
September 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I work and work and yet I still impress myself with what I come up with
Well damn, stories just write themselves with this one doesn't it?
I made this because I'm extremely silly. Might make some variations for next con!
(I got the idea seeing someone selling "puppy pills" stickers so I am not claiming total originality!)
(I got the idea seeing someone selling "puppy pills" stickers so I am not claiming total originality!)
September 3, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Well damn, stories just write themselves with this one doesn't it?
It's September and my massive release schedule is entering it's full swing, starting with the long needed return of "The Tour Diaries of Sabrina Carpenter" a new chapter being added with another later this week. #Promosky #AO3 #Sabrinacarpenter
archiveofourown.org/works/592652...
archiveofourown.org/works/592652...
September 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
It's September and my massive release schedule is entering it's full swing, starting with the long needed return of "The Tour Diaries of Sabrina Carpenter" a new chapter being added with another later this week. #Promosky #AO3 #Sabrinacarpenter
archiveofourown.org/works/592652...
archiveofourown.org/works/592652...
What began as a story inspired by the "Tears" MV by #Sabrinacarpenter has snowballed into a fever dream of kinks I could only describe as such.
"A Glutton for Lust within The House of Weird" now on #AO3 rated E for explicit
#Promosky
archiveofourown.org/works/70078926
"A Glutton for Lust within The House of Weird" now on #AO3 rated E for explicit
#Promosky
archiveofourown.org/works/70078926
August 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM
What began as a story inspired by the "Tears" MV by #Sabrinacarpenter has snowballed into a fever dream of kinks I could only describe as such.
"A Glutton for Lust within The House of Weird" now on #AO3 rated E for explicit
#Promosky
archiveofourown.org/works/70078926
"A Glutton for Lust within The House of Weird" now on #AO3 rated E for explicit
#Promosky
archiveofourown.org/works/70078926