the house of weird
@thehouseofweird.bsky.social
Amateur writer of immature topics. Available for commission.
as a dinner party in LA goes on, two fine ladies meet for the first time, then fuck for the first time.
A craving for pussy: Starring Elizabeth Olsen and Selena Gomez now on #AO3 #Erotica #fanfiction
archiveofourown.org/works/74766411
A craving for pussy: Starring Elizabeth Olsen and Selena Gomez now on #AO3 #Erotica #fanfiction
archiveofourown.org/works/74766411
November 25, 2025 at 7:57 PM
as a dinner party in LA goes on, two fine ladies meet for the first time, then fuck for the first time.
A craving for pussy: Starring Elizabeth Olsen and Selena Gomez now on #AO3 #Erotica #fanfiction
archiveofourown.org/works/74766411
A craving for pussy: Starring Elizabeth Olsen and Selena Gomez now on #AO3 #Erotica #fanfiction
archiveofourown.org/works/74766411
HOLY SHIT you guys! my Kinktober series is finally done after countless hours working on it and it's finished on time and at nearly 100,000 fucking words😱
The whole series now on AO3 #Erotica #Promosky
archiveofourown.org/works/716616...
The whole series now on AO3 #Erotica #Promosky
archiveofourown.org/works/716616...
November 1, 2025 at 1:05 AM
HOLY SHIT you guys! my Kinktober series is finally done after countless hours working on it and it's finished on time and at nearly 100,000 fucking words😱
The whole series now on AO3 #Erotica #Promosky
archiveofourown.org/works/716616...
The whole series now on AO3 #Erotica #Promosky
archiveofourown.org/works/716616...
I work and work and yet I still impress myself with what I come up with
September 5, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I work and work and yet I still impress myself with what I come up with
It's September and my massive release schedule is entering it's full swing, starting with the long needed return of "The Tour Diaries of Sabrina Carpenter" a new chapter being added with another later this week. #Promosky #AO3 #Sabrinacarpenter
archiveofourown.org/works/592652...
archiveofourown.org/works/592652...
September 1, 2025 at 5:33 PM
It's September and my massive release schedule is entering it's full swing, starting with the long needed return of "The Tour Diaries of Sabrina Carpenter" a new chapter being added with another later this week. #Promosky #AO3 #Sabrinacarpenter
archiveofourown.org/works/592652...
archiveofourown.org/works/592652...
What began as a story inspired by the "Tears" MV by #Sabrinacarpenter has snowballed into a fever dream of kinks I could only describe as such.
"A Glutton for Lust within The House of Weird" now on #AO3 rated E for explicit
#Promosky
archiveofourown.org/works/70078926
"A Glutton for Lust within The House of Weird" now on #AO3 rated E for explicit
#Promosky
archiveofourown.org/works/70078926
August 30, 2025 at 9:22 PM
What began as a story inspired by the "Tears" MV by #Sabrinacarpenter has snowballed into a fever dream of kinks I could only describe as such.
"A Glutton for Lust within The House of Weird" now on #AO3 rated E for explicit
#Promosky
archiveofourown.org/works/70078926
"A Glutton for Lust within The House of Weird" now on #AO3 rated E for explicit
#Promosky
archiveofourown.org/works/70078926
Put together a little overview of the next few months, bit of a intimidating list but hey that's just how it works I guess.
August 14, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Put together a little overview of the next few months, bit of a intimidating list but hey that's just how it works I guess.
Last month, #SydneySweeney released bathwater soap. Today, I shared my thoughts on how it came to be.
"Sydney Sweeney Bath Water: How it's made"
Now on #AO3
Rated M for Mature.
archiveofourown.org/works/67714971
"Sydney Sweeney Bath Water: How it's made"
Now on #AO3
Rated M for Mature.
archiveofourown.org/works/67714971
July 18, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Last month, #SydneySweeney released bathwater soap. Today, I shared my thoughts on how it came to be.
"Sydney Sweeney Bath Water: How it's made"
Now on #AO3
Rated M for Mature.
archiveofourown.org/works/67714971
"Sydney Sweeney Bath Water: How it's made"
Now on #AO3
Rated M for Mature.
archiveofourown.org/works/67714971
an unexpected live stream happened when two drug induced lovers find themselves having some very intense sex in front of thousands.
"Pokimane: Web Whore"
now on #AO3
rated E for Explicit.
archiveofourown.org/works/66811156
"Pokimane: Web Whore"
now on #AO3
rated E for Explicit.
archiveofourown.org/works/66811156
June 23, 2025 at 2:15 AM
an unexpected live stream happened when two drug induced lovers find themselves having some very intense sex in front of thousands.
"Pokimane: Web Whore"
now on #AO3
rated E for Explicit.
archiveofourown.org/works/66811156
"Pokimane: Web Whore"
now on #AO3
rated E for Explicit.
archiveofourown.org/works/66811156
After seeing the incredible rolling stone shoot #SabrinaCarpenter did last week, I was very compelled to get something done.
"A goddess walks among mortals and her name is Sabrina Carpenter"
Now on #AO3 Rated E for Explicit.
archiveofourown.org/works/666309...
"A goddess walks among mortals and her name is Sabrina Carpenter"
Now on #AO3 Rated E for Explicit.
archiveofourown.org/works/666309...
June 17, 2025 at 2:27 AM
After seeing the incredible rolling stone shoot #SabrinaCarpenter did last week, I was very compelled to get something done.
"A goddess walks among mortals and her name is Sabrina Carpenter"
Now on #AO3 Rated E for Explicit.
archiveofourown.org/works/666309...
"A goddess walks among mortals and her name is Sabrina Carpenter"
Now on #AO3 Rated E for Explicit.
archiveofourown.org/works/666309...
My work week is pretty stuffed right now in my attempts to crack down on the backlog.
June 11, 2025 at 4:12 AM
My work week is pretty stuffed right now in my attempts to crack down on the backlog.
I've now hit 50 stories on #AO3 A milestone I happily reached with this story, where after months of teasing, these ladies can't help but hook up.
"Pent up at the Gala" starring #Sabrinacarpenter and #Jennaortega now available.
Rated E for explicit
archiveofourown.org/works/65770714
"Pent up at the Gala" starring #Sabrinacarpenter and #Jennaortega now available.
Rated E for explicit
archiveofourown.org/works/65770714
May 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I've now hit 50 stories on #AO3 A milestone I happily reached with this story, where after months of teasing, these ladies can't help but hook up.
"Pent up at the Gala" starring #Sabrinacarpenter and #Jennaortega now available.
Rated E for explicit
archiveofourown.org/works/65770714
"Pent up at the Gala" starring #Sabrinacarpenter and #Jennaortega now available.
Rated E for explicit
archiveofourown.org/works/65770714
It's always nice seeing mother and daughter bonding together...wait that's not normal...
"Like Daughter, Soon to be like Mother" starring #HeidiKlum and #LeniKlum now on #AO3
Rated E for explicit, Story Contains Incest
archiveofourown.org/users/Thehou...
"Like Daughter, Soon to be like Mother" starring #HeidiKlum and #LeniKlum now on #AO3
Rated E for explicit, Story Contains Incest
archiveofourown.org/users/Thehou...
May 20, 2025 at 6:02 AM
It's always nice seeing mother and daughter bonding together...wait that's not normal...
"Like Daughter, Soon to be like Mother" starring #HeidiKlum and #LeniKlum now on #AO3
Rated E for explicit, Story Contains Incest
archiveofourown.org/users/Thehou...
"Like Daughter, Soon to be like Mother" starring #HeidiKlum and #LeniKlum now on #AO3
Rated E for explicit, Story Contains Incest
archiveofourown.org/users/Thehou...
Of course a few hours after I make the post Sabrina comes around and gives birthday pics. What a lady.
May 11, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Of course a few hours after I make the post Sabrina comes around and gives birthday pics. What a lady.
At nearly 12,000 words, one of my longest stand alone stories is officially live! With celebration, wine, and a birthday wish gone awry in an act of self love not expected.
The 26th birthday wish of #Sabrinacarpenter now on #AO3 rated E for Explicit
archiveofourown.org/works/65470405
The 26th birthday wish of #Sabrinacarpenter now on #AO3 rated E for Explicit
archiveofourown.org/works/65470405
May 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
At nearly 12,000 words, one of my longest stand alone stories is officially live! With celebration, wine, and a birthday wish gone awry in an act of self love not expected.
The 26th birthday wish of #Sabrinacarpenter now on #AO3 rated E for Explicit
archiveofourown.org/works/65470405
The 26th birthday wish of #Sabrinacarpenter now on #AO3 rated E for Explicit
archiveofourown.org/works/65470405
A new story based on a 21 year old version of #Emmawatson an interview gone wild with real magic taking control of her body....or at least her clothes.
"Emma Watson's Strip-erview" now on #AO3
Rated E for Explicit.
archiveofourown.org/works/65002045
"Emma Watson's Strip-erview" now on #AO3
Rated E for Explicit.
archiveofourown.org/works/65002045
April 25, 2025 at 4:47 AM
A new story based on a 21 year old version of #Emmawatson an interview gone wild with real magic taking control of her body....or at least her clothes.
"Emma Watson's Strip-erview" now on #AO3
Rated E for Explicit.
archiveofourown.org/works/65002045
"Emma Watson's Strip-erview" now on #AO3
Rated E for Explicit.
archiveofourown.org/works/65002045
Taking a dip into the MCU with a dark AU take on how Kate first meets Yelena, and the twisted desires of a third party.
A Disturbed Mother's Love: A Hawkeye Fanfic now on #AO3
archiveofourown.org/works/64656001
Disclaimer: Story contains Non Con smut scenes.
A Disturbed Mother's Love: A Hawkeye Fanfic now on #AO3
archiveofourown.org/works/64656001
Disclaimer: Story contains Non Con smut scenes.
April 13, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Taking a dip into the MCU with a dark AU take on how Kate first meets Yelena, and the twisted desires of a third party.
A Disturbed Mother's Love: A Hawkeye Fanfic now on #AO3
archiveofourown.org/works/64656001
Disclaimer: Story contains Non Con smut scenes.
A Disturbed Mother's Love: A Hawkeye Fanfic now on #AO3
archiveofourown.org/works/64656001
Disclaimer: Story contains Non Con smut scenes.
Another story about #HaileeSteinfeld is now live. as she and her fiance Josh Allen take a private jet with some more....sexual entertainment for them to enjoy.
Inflated Mile High Club: Now on #AO3 Rated E for Explicit
archiveofourown.org/works/64550698
Inflated Mile High Club: Now on #AO3 Rated E for Explicit
archiveofourown.org/works/64550698
April 9, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Another story about #HaileeSteinfeld is now live. as she and her fiance Josh Allen take a private jet with some more....sexual entertainment for them to enjoy.
Inflated Mile High Club: Now on #AO3 Rated E for Explicit
archiveofourown.org/works/64550698
Inflated Mile High Club: Now on #AO3 Rated E for Explicit
archiveofourown.org/works/64550698
Look objectively I'm not the biggest fan of Olivia Rodrigo and even I can admit this outfit just screams dommy mommy down for pegging you know what I mean?
March 22, 2025 at 6:39 AM
Look objectively I'm not the biggest fan of Olivia Rodrigo and even I can admit this outfit just screams dommy mommy down for pegging you know what I mean?
Enter the weekend with some alternative smut via a dick girl, a Succubus, a Sketchy porno...and Cheese Pizza?
The Succubus who brought Pizza: Staring #DafneKeen #SydneySweeney and Feat #JennaOrtega now on #AO3
Rated E for Explicit.
#Writerforhire
archiveofourown.org/works/63855352
The Succubus who brought Pizza: Staring #DafneKeen #SydneySweeney and Feat #JennaOrtega now on #AO3
Rated E for Explicit.
#Writerforhire
archiveofourown.org/works/63855352
March 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Enter the weekend with some alternative smut via a dick girl, a Succubus, a Sketchy porno...and Cheese Pizza?
The Succubus who brought Pizza: Staring #DafneKeen #SydneySweeney and Feat #JennaOrtega now on #AO3
Rated E for Explicit.
#Writerforhire
archiveofourown.org/works/63855352
The Succubus who brought Pizza: Staring #DafneKeen #SydneySweeney and Feat #JennaOrtega now on #AO3
Rated E for Explicit.
#Writerforhire
archiveofourown.org/works/63855352
Another commissioned story permitted to be posted, As #DuaLipa finds out the hard way of saying yes to charity without knowing what she said yes to.
The "Drinking Game" now on #AO3
Rated M, contains inflation kinks.
archiveofourown.org/works/633980...
The "Drinking Game" now on #AO3
Rated M, contains inflation kinks.
archiveofourown.org/works/633980...
February 25, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Another commissioned story permitted to be posted, As #DuaLipa finds out the hard way of saying yes to charity without knowing what she said yes to.
The "Drinking Game" now on #AO3
Rated M, contains inflation kinks.
archiveofourown.org/works/633980...
The "Drinking Game" now on #AO3
Rated M, contains inflation kinks.
archiveofourown.org/works/633980...
No because seeing Sabrina Carpenter and Pedro Pascal together on SNL last night opens up weird possibilities for some stories and I won't apologize for how sexual they will get.
February 17, 2025 at 8:35 PM
No because seeing Sabrina Carpenter and Pedro Pascal together on SNL last night opens up weird possibilities for some stories and I won't apologize for how sexual they will get.
*simply minding my business, working on commissions*
*pops on discord for a second*
*sees Sabrina Carpenter's Grammy outfit*
.....well fuck I got more writing to do now.
*pops on discord for a second*
*sees Sabrina Carpenter's Grammy outfit*
.....well fuck I got more writing to do now.
February 2, 2025 at 11:55 PM
*simply minding my business, working on commissions*
*pops on discord for a second*
*sees Sabrina Carpenter's Grammy outfit*
.....well fuck I got more writing to do now.
*pops on discord for a second*
*sees Sabrina Carpenter's Grammy outfit*
.....well fuck I got more writing to do now.
Been working on an ongoing series that started last year, lost track of writing, and now have jumped back into again after receiving credits to it on another site,
The Tour Diaries of #SabrinaCarpenter #ShortNSweetTour now updated to chapter 7 on #AO3 rated E
archiveofourown.org/works/592652...
The Tour Diaries of #SabrinaCarpenter #ShortNSweetTour now updated to chapter 7 on #AO3 rated E
archiveofourown.org/works/592652...
February 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Been working on an ongoing series that started last year, lost track of writing, and now have jumped back into again after receiving credits to it on another site,
The Tour Diaries of #SabrinaCarpenter #ShortNSweetTour now updated to chapter 7 on #AO3 rated E
archiveofourown.org/works/592652...
The Tour Diaries of #SabrinaCarpenter #ShortNSweetTour now updated to chapter 7 on #AO3 rated E
archiveofourown.org/works/592652...
"What's the matter? Afraid you might like it?"
Obey for Mommy staring #DuaLipa
now on #AO3
Rated E, contains Pegging
archiveofourown.org/works/62511034
Obey for Mommy staring #DuaLipa
now on #AO3
Rated E, contains Pegging
archiveofourown.org/works/62511034
January 26, 2025 at 3:42 AM
"What's the matter? Afraid you might like it?"
Obey for Mommy staring #DuaLipa
now on #AO3
Rated E, contains Pegging
archiveofourown.org/works/62511034
Obey for Mommy staring #DuaLipa
now on #AO3
Rated E, contains Pegging
archiveofourown.org/works/62511034