Riboflavin Flav
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I need fewer followers | The Lehigh Valley is its own Metropolitan Statistical Area and therefore it is not just outside of Philly | PSU | NJ
We’re kicking off 2026 by realizing I can’t have cake after 9:00pm if I don’t want to be hungover the next morning.
January 6, 2026 at 12:59 PM
We’re kicking off 2026 by realizing I can’t have cake after 9:00pm if I don’t want to be hungover the next morning.
I guess Jesus didn’t want Dabo to win
December 27, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I guess Jesus didn’t want Dabo to win
We’ve had one breakfast, yes, but we haven’t fucked.
The Lord of The Rings movies were rated PG-13. By current rules that means that each film could contain one use of the word "Fuck". Which line are you altering to insert the most useful swear word?
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
"I can't carry it for you, but I can Fucking carry you"
December 27, 2025 at 12:47 AM
We’ve had one breakfast, yes, but we haven’t fucked.
Mr. Oglethorpe, tear down that peach!
December 23, 2025 at 10:28 AM
Mr. Oglethorpe, tear down that peach!
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“The Supreme Court decided not to have a Christmas party for 12 straight years because the justices couldn’t agree on whether to invite the Court’s Black employees” is about as tidy an encapsulation of the Supreme Court’s whole deal as I can think of
The Alarmingly Racist History of the Supreme Court’s Canceled 1947 Christmas Party
The Court held its first-ever office Christmas party in 1946. The following year, the clerks suggested inviting Black employees. It did not go over well.
ballsandstrikes.substack.com
December 20, 2025 at 9:06 PM
“The Supreme Court decided not to have a Christmas party for 12 straight years because the justices couldn’t agree on whether to invite the Court’s Black employees” is about as tidy an encapsulation of the Supreme Court’s whole deal as I can think of
The real AI was the friends we made along the way???
December 19, 2025 at 1:17 AM
The real AI was the friends we made along the way???
Re-watching This Is Spinal Tap. There are only a few comedies that as you watch, you wish you could memorize every line as it happens.
RIP Rob Reiner
RIP Rob Reiner
December 17, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Re-watching This Is Spinal Tap. There are only a few comedies that as you watch, you wish you could memorize every line as it happens.
RIP Rob Reiner
RIP Rob Reiner
“Now, more than ever, AI can help us become healthier and live longer lives as we fully actualize the human experience”*
*people who refuse to learn how to wipe their own ass
*people who refuse to learn how to wipe their own ass
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:49 PM
“Now, more than ever, AI can help us become healthier and live longer lives as we fully actualize the human experience”*
*people who refuse to learn how to wipe their own ass
*people who refuse to learn how to wipe their own ass
Going to the World Cup game in Philly on July 4th!
December 8, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Going to the World Cup game in Philly on July 4th!
Oh god, he's winning the press conference!
Matt Campbell: If we were ever to leave Iowa State, I wanted to go somewhere, and I wanted to finish my career and I wanted to stand for something that's bigger than Matt Campbell. It's not about me, but about the players and represent something bigger than myself. And I found that.
December 8, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Oh god, he's winning the press conference!
They’re calling it the most ‘90s song ever made!
youtu.be/KMuLePslBs4?...
youtu.be/KMuLePslBs4?...
Gloryland (USA 1994) (Official Video)
YouTube video by MARCOS EC
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December 5, 2025 at 8:20 PM
They’re calling it the most ‘90s song ever made!
youtu.be/KMuLePslBs4?...
youtu.be/KMuLePslBs4?...
About as good a draw as you could get for USA
December 5, 2025 at 6:49 PM
About as good a draw as you could get for USA
I see a lot of you are watching your first World Cup Draw.
December 5, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I see a lot of you are watching your first World Cup Draw.
We're almost there, guys! Just👏One👏More👏Lane!👏
www.npr.org/2025/12/05/n...
www.npr.org/2025/12/05/n...
Traffic congestion hits a record high, spreading to more hours of the week
If it seems like traffic is getting worse where you live, that's because it probably is. After dropping during the COVID-19 pandemic, congestion climbed to record levels in 2024, researchers say.
www.npr.org
December 5, 2025 at 2:45 PM
We're almost there, guys! Just👏One👏More👏Lane!👏
www.npr.org/2025/12/05/n...
www.npr.org/2025/12/05/n...
I’m ashamed. There should be a zero after the five.
December 3, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I’m ashamed. There should be a zero after the five.
Buying a slide whistle so I can play The French Chef theme song
November 26, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Buying a slide whistle so I can play The French Chef theme song
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YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
November 16, 2025 at 11:25 PM
YOU GUYS WANNA SEE SOMETHING CURSED???? HOW ABOUT NEON GENESIS LEHIGH VALLEY PHANTOMS HOCKEY?????
There’s no mechanism in the federal transportation system to evaluate whether the Chester ramps actually delivered on their promises. There’s no financial or professional consequence when they don’t.
www.strongtowns.org/journal/2025...
www.strongtowns.org/journal/2025...
Highway Ramps Promised to Deliver Chester from Hardship. Residents Are Still Waiting. | Strong Towns
13 years after a new stadium and set of highway ramps promised to bring economic revitalization to Chester, Pennsylvania, things have only gotten worse.
www.strongtowns.org
November 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
There’s no mechanism in the federal transportation system to evaluate whether the Chester ramps actually delivered on their promises. There’s no financial or professional consequence when they don’t.
www.strongtowns.org/journal/2025...
www.strongtowns.org/journal/2025...
🦀🦀🦀
Dick Cheney dies: www.cnn.com/2025/11/04/p...
Dick Cheney, influential Republican vice president to George W. Bush, dies | CNN Politics
Dick Cheney, America’s most powerful modern vice president and chief architect of the “war on terror,” who helped lead the country into the ill-fated Iraq war on faulty assumptions, has died, accordin...
www.cnn.com
November 4, 2025 at 11:52 AM
🦀🦀🦀
Chicago Fire are back in the playoffs for the first time since 2017 and they have to play in a half full suburban stadium they cut their lease in 2019…. oof
October 23, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Chicago Fire are back in the playoffs for the first time since 2017 and they have to play in a half full suburban stadium they cut their lease in 2019…. oof
A guy at work said “Google’s Map” last Friday, and it still has me shaken to my core.
October 22, 2025 at 1:15 PM
A guy at work said “Google’s Map” last Friday, and it still has me shaken to my core.
Don’t think about Penn State. Think about how great the Union are.
Union absolutely earned this Shield. Almost never dropped their level all year long no matter who they were playing, and clinched it with one of the two or three best wins of the season.
Other contenders couldn't match the week-to-week focus Philly had. Top team.
Other contenders couldn't match the week-to-week focus Philly had. Top team.
October 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Don’t think about Penn State. Think about how great the Union are.
There’s no way these are all their real signatures.
September 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
There’s no way these are all their real signatures.
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Gonna pop a Tylenol and look at some trains to see what all the fuss is about.
September 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Gonna pop a Tylenol and look at some trains to see what all the fuss is about.
Loser mentality befitting a 1-2 football program.
"We stand firmly on the principles of the U.S. Constitution, including the protection of free speech. HOWEVER, that right does not extend to speech that incites harm OR UNDERMINES THE DIGNITY OF OTHERS."
Emphasis added because holy fuck
Emphasis added because holy fuck
![@ClemsonUniv on X: A statement from Clemson University: [image of statement]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:eppsmw5nfmdzhfeymtzd3xbe/bafkreid6n6w5ec7olzm2wahdjop6juf2tpvrean5lqesze2m7xtbpr2laa@jpeg)
September 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Loser mentality befitting a 1-2 football program.