Dan Layton
@theholygoat.bsky.social
Half man.
Half machine.
All fop.
danlayton.co.uk
Half machine.
All fop.
danlayton.co.uk
Don't forget to leave a pumpkin and some cat litter out for Danzig when he comes down your chimney on this All Hallows Eve.
October 31, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Don't forget to leave a pumpkin and some cat litter out for Danzig when he comes down your chimney on this All Hallows Eve.
Had a pal round for beers and tunes, and introduced him to this hugely underappreciated and overlooked album. I have no idea what happened to them or whether they're still a going concern, but damnit if it doesn't hit a very niche post punk/goth/soundtrack spot.
October 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Had a pal round for beers and tunes, and introduced him to this hugely underappreciated and overlooked album. I have no idea what happened to them or whether they're still a going concern, but damnit if it doesn't hit a very niche post punk/goth/soundtrack spot.
The kid is at her cousin's for a sleepover, allowing me and Mrs L. to silently stare at our devices in peace.
October 19, 2025 at 4:05 PM
The kid is at her cousin's for a sleepover, allowing me and Mrs L. to silently stare at our devices in peace.
Looks like I'm saving 700 clams innit.
September 22, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Looks like I'm saving 700 clams innit.
Guess it's time to introduce myself to my new neighbours.
September 4, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Guess it's time to introduce myself to my new neighbours.
Purple Aki is popping or scratching wiv da angles now.
August 27, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Purple Aki is popping or scratching wiv da angles now.
Buying more records when I should be packing up the ones I already have for my impending house move is a genuine sickness.
August 23, 2025 at 11:00 AM
Buying more records when I should be packing up the ones I already have for my impending house move is a genuine sickness.
The existence of baby spinach also suggests the existence of toddler spinach, teenage spinach...you can see where this is going okay cheers then.
August 20, 2025 at 4:45 PM
The existence of baby spinach also suggests the existence of toddler spinach, teenage spinach...you can see where this is going okay cheers then.
A single solitary cloud, just chilling and minding its own business last night. Not a care in the world.
August 9, 2025 at 12:20 PM
A single solitary cloud, just chilling and minding its own business last night. Not a care in the world.
Driving to your mum's favourite holiday destination.
August 7, 2025 at 12:24 PM
Driving to your mum's favourite holiday destination.
I have now officially entered the "my perfect summer is 4 pints of well-kept English bitter and home" phase of my life.
August 3, 2025 at 11:41 AM
I have now officially entered the "my perfect summer is 4 pints of well-kept English bitter and home" phase of my life.
Age verification? Let's just say I'm far too old to die tragically young.
Age verification? I saw Return Of The Jedi at the cinema when it first came out.
Age verification? I can’t sit down without going aaaaahhhh…
July 11, 2025 at 6:46 AM
Age verification? Let's just say I'm far too old to die tragically young.
Bill Ward - not only proving that he's still a monstrous drummer, but also having the cojones for getting them out for the lads mid-set. Fair play, Bill mate.
July 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Bill Ward - not only proving that he's still a monstrous drummer, but also having the cojones for getting them out for the lads mid-set. Fair play, Bill mate.
Pulp really did write some excellent pop songs, didn't they?
June 28, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Pulp really did write some excellent pop songs, didn't they?
I'm moving to New York.
June 25, 2025 at 3:01 PM
I'm moving to New York.
Whilst I am thoroughly enjoying the clement weather, I'm less pleased about the apparent lack of jokes on lolly sticks these days.
June 18, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Whilst I am thoroughly enjoying the clement weather, I'm less pleased about the apparent lack of jokes on lolly sticks these days.
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Good work on this Facebook marketplace post.
May 30, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Good work on this Facebook marketplace post.
Text STOP. HAMMER TIME to Stop. Hammer time.
May 23, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Text STOP. HAMMER TIME to Stop. Hammer time.
On the school run this bright, sunny morning, we encountered a pure white Merc sat at the traffic lights, top down, blasting 'Here I Go Again' by Whitesnake at absolutely concussive volume. For those 15 or so seconds, everything was ok with the world.
April 25, 2025 at 8:02 AM
On the school run this bright, sunny morning, we encountered a pure white Merc sat at the traffic lights, top down, blasting 'Here I Go Again' by Whitesnake at absolutely concussive volume. For those 15 or so seconds, everything was ok with the world.