Next minute she’ll be claiming she invented gay pop

Women want me. Fish fear me. Fish want me. Women fear me. Women are fish, fish are fish. Phylogenetically, all vertebrates are fish.

I’ve been having the worst (both in depth of symptoms and length of time) fibro flare I’ve had in ages, so I’ve been looking for comfort watching tv - but over the past few years I’ve been sick so much that I’ve watched many of my shows so many times that they’re not safe they’re dull.

Cruelty is the point: Deaf federal workers are losing access to interpreters & even their jobs under sweeping fascist orders to ditch diversity, equity, inclusion & accessibility—DEIA— programs in the gov't workforce. 2 links www.washingtonpost.com/wellness/202...

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Awkward when a man asks me if I have Snapchat and my immediate reaction is ‘no, I’m too old’ and then I realize he’s older than me.

Hearing someone talk selflessly about how proud they are of another person is so heartwarming and genuinely makes me feel brighter and better about the world.

Rewatching stranger things - I’ve recently listened to a bunch of podcasts about the satanic panic and how people thought DND was satanic and the show is more fun for me in the context of that, seeing that they related their real life danger to the monster in the game.

Grateful for the friend who pointed out the extremely significant moment in the last few seconds of Severance. Pity I’m too dumb to understand what it meant.

My work friend has the best custom plates

So based is the opposite of cringe? Do I have that right, fellow youngs???

WELCOME AQUARIUS SEASON! AHEAD OF YOUR TIME AS AN EXTREME SPORT! APATHY IS OUT! FREEDOM AS A LOVE LANGUAGE! ORGANIZE! REVOLUTIONIZE! FUTURIZE! REFUSE TO OBEY IN ADVANCE! CEASEFIRE IS THE FLOOR! COLLECTIVE LIBERATION IS THE GOAL! LIFE IS SHORT! THE OLIGARCHY IS HERE! NEVER LET THEM STEAL YOUR JOY!

excuse me while I thera-gun myself into the next plane of consciousness (non-sexual) (i sat on a stool for too long)

Conclave - I didn’t know I could be so gripped by a movie where kind of nothing happens. I’m glad I saw it in the cinema though, I wouldn’t have realized how much it was taking the piss if not for the other people laughing.
Ralph Fiennes can still get it though 🔥

TGV (transgender Victoria) has withdrawn from marching in Midsumma Pride March after the community has loudly responded to last year’s police violence against queer and trans protesters.

Half way through Dune 2, I looked up who this actor was and now I can’t unsee Elvis.

obsessed with the fact that I didn’t have to tell bluesky that I’m gay, I just told it I was interested in ‘culture’ and it went, ah, a faguette, and filled my discover feed with mouthy homos

I have a favorite song about driving a train while high on cocaine. But I’m not going to tell you what it is. You have to guess.

This feels like a great way to introduce myself to bluesky. Happy Dead Homophobe to all who celebrate