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TheGuyVersion
@theguyversion.bsky.social
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Aspiring to be everything. Not doing much about it.
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neverbegamejoever.bsky.social
you were radicalized by basic human empathy i was radicalized when they took angry birds star wars off the app store
October 25, 2025 at 10:47 PM
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jordynsyrup.bsky.social
trying to continue being productive but video games are calling my name
September 28, 2025 at 6:06 PM
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n0etic.bsky.social
I do treat vaccinations like most Christians treat religion. Only thinking about them for a few minutes a year then putting it out of my mind.
September 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Good night strangers of the world! Until tomorrow
September 6, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Hey you. Yea you! Have a great day.
September 5, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Need ideas for grilled cheese recipes. Anyone?
August 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
I swear I don't ever post anything because I have nothing of value to share.
August 26, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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Mother Extremists Hijack Airwaves To Broadcast Photos Of Their Children
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Mother Extremists Hijack Airwaves To Broadcast Photos Of Their Children Fringe Moms Demand Global Recognition That These Kids Are Cutest Ever
April 10, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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New Clearblue Test Comes With Flight Voucher In Case Result Positive
New Clearblue Test Comes With Flight Voucher In Case Result Positive
WASHINGTON—In an effort to help customers living in areas with little or no access to abortion care, Clearblue announced Monday that its pregnancy tests sold in the U.S. market would now come with a f...
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April 11, 2025 at 2:57 PM
"You can't throw a brick. But a can of soup? You can put some power behind that."
April 11, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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“Let me be clear: This man, who attempted to park on the street and damaged the rear bumper of a Model 3, is a domestic terrorist who deserves to die,” said Pam Bondi
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Man Who Bumped Tesla While Parallel Parking Sentenced To Death
WASHINGTON—Warning that even the slightest dent, knick, or scratch would henceforth be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law, Attorney General Pam Bondi announced Tuesday that Raymond Pratt, a 54-year-old resident of Chula Vista, CA who bumped a Tesla while parallel parking, had been sentenced to death. “Let me be clear: This man, who attempted to park […]
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April 9, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Just heard in a song that the ultimate low is being ugly, sick, broke, and stupid. Kinda sick of being called out like that.
April 7, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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Musk Announces All 340 Million Americans Must Strip And Take Turn Pushing The Wheel Of Pain
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Musk Announces All 340 Million Americans Must Strip And Take Turn Pushing The Wheel Of Pain
April 4, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Stop. Take a deep breath and listen. Hear that? That's your demons trying to escape.
April 4, 2025 at 11:31 AM
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mrlovenstein.bsky.social
little treat
March 31, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Earlier, I was given a sign from Smokey himself that only I can prevent wild fires. It's only a few hours in, and the pressure is killing me.
April 1, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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internethippo.bsky.social
Do not obey in advance. Don't do housework without your wife asking
March 28, 2025 at 5:37 PM
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‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff
‘I Messed Up At Work Again,’ Crestfallen Michael Waltz Texts Wife, National Geographic Editorial Staff
March 25, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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A man walks into a pet shop and sees 3 monkeys, each in a cage, each with a computer. The man is curious and walks up to the clerk and asks - what is the story with the moneys? "They are programming monkeys - for example this one here can complete 100 lines of C++ in an hour - only 100$" The first monkey was busy typing away, and sure enough it was flawless code. They moved onto the second monkey who was typing even faster. "This monkey knows Java, C++ and helped develop Julia - 1000$ for this one". "What about that last monkey in the biggest cage?" the man asked. "well he is 10000$'s...." "That's must be an amazing monkey! What does he do?", the man asked. "Well, when he was brought in all he did was sit there while the other monkeys worked, so we figured he must be executive management."
March 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Anyone out there willing to donate their time and knowledge to help me learn how to code? I've got no idea where to start.
March 18, 2025 at 12:00 PM
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😅
February 22, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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doublejb.bsky.social
Done with the cold. Can we turn the heating up now please 🥶
February 20, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Why am I just now finding out the South African pronunciation of Elon is Ellen?
February 17, 2025 at 3:15 PM
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waking up every morning be like ...
February 2, 2025 at 9:22 AM
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Chick-Fil-A Raptured
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Chick-Fil-A Raptured
ATLANTA—In a harrowing fulfillment of biblical prophecy that left customers screaming as their fast food orders disappeared before their eyes, panicked sources reported Tuesday that every Chick-fil-A store had been raptured.  The massive heavenly event began at 12:02 p.m. EST when a large burst of God’s divine light shot down from the clouds and slowly […]
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February 1, 2025 at 4:00 PM