TheGuyVersion
@theguyversion.bsky.social
Aspiring to be everything. Not doing much about it.
Not even his computer. It was on the TV. They claimed it was a glitch with a Samsung TV
September 21, 2025 at 1:15 PM
Not even his computer. It was on the TV. They claimed it was a glitch with a Samsung TV
I'm afraid the lightning wasn't the problem
September 17, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I'm afraid the lightning wasn't the problem
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I do treat vaccinations like most Christians treat religion. Only thinking about them for a few minutes a year then putting it out of my mind.
September 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I do treat vaccinations like most Christians treat religion. Only thinking about them for a few minutes a year then putting it out of my mind.
Especially since they're raiding us citizens homes now.
April 30, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Especially since they're raiding us citizens homes now.
Hegseth won't shoot you he'll just send out his plans in a group chat.
April 25, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Hegseth won't shoot you he'll just send out his plans in a group chat.
This is why I left the taco bell game. No one told me there would be pizza hut involved.
April 24, 2025 at 5:17 PM
This is why I left the taco bell game. No one told me there would be pizza hut involved.
Wait.. Never mind, if that were the case, he'd share it with the entire world.
April 22, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Wait.. Never mind, if that were the case, he'd share it with the entire world.
That's on the next page in a folder labeled "Top Secret"
April 22, 2025 at 1:02 PM
That's on the next page in a folder labeled "Top Secret"
I haven't actually played it, but that does remind me that in one of the police stations in GTA San Andreas, there was a huge dildo you could use as a melee weapon.
April 17, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I haven't actually played it, but that does remind me that in one of the police stations in GTA San Andreas, there was a huge dildo you could use as a melee weapon.
Oh boy, some zionists killed a bunch of people. Better call someone a nazi so we know who's side we're on.
April 16, 2025 at 12:26 PM
Oh boy, some zionists killed a bunch of people. Better call someone a nazi so we know who's side we're on.
Except for Hamas. They're not.
April 15, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Except for Hamas. They're not.
It's a playlist I'd listen to
April 15, 2025 at 3:12 PM
It's a playlist I'd listen to
Isn't he a doctor in the same sense as Dr Phil? You know? Not one.
April 15, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Isn't he a doctor in the same sense as Dr Phil? You know? Not one.
Be cool if they had that trip to Mars planned for one of his current spaceships.
April 13, 2025 at 8:58 AM
Be cool if they had that trip to Mars planned for one of his current spaceships.
Idk. They look pretty dirty in general.
April 13, 2025 at 8:48 AM
Idk. They look pretty dirty in general.
I'm sure they believe slavery is a social welfare system.
April 13, 2025 at 8:47 AM
I'm sure they believe slavery is a social welfare system.
I can imagine them sitting there with their fingers pressed together Mr burns style
mr. burns from the simpsons is making a funny face and says excellent .
Alt: mr. burns from the simpsons is making a funny face and says excellent .
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April 11, 2025 at 5:56 PM
I can imagine them sitting there with their fingers pressed together Mr burns style
Yea, i don't do eSports because my wife already wipes the floor with me in video games. There's no sense getting beat by a whole team of women.
April 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Yea, i don't do eSports because my wife already wipes the floor with me in video games. There's no sense getting beat by a whole team of women.