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The Negetive Patrick Magnus Effect
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⚾🖤🌏✒️ | Patrick | Camus with a smartphone, PTSD, and two children in the next room.
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It is an excellent time to be a fan of the absurd.
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I think we have to withhold prayers until God starts doing what we want. He’s a fiend for prayers and I think he’s just used to getting them. Cut off the supply and draw him out
August 29, 2025 at 7:23 AM
In these trying times, may this man be the unifying force we require to escape mutual assured destruction.
He looks like he’s 37 and in 1979
August 29, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I miss Jerry Remy
May 1, 2025 at 8:55 PM
“Powder blue” = “Baseball in pajamas”
April 27, 2025 at 12:11 AM
I am 40.
April 4, 2025 at 6:09 PM
I have felt like such a fish out of water since I have returned to America.

What a wild time to come back.
March 22, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Quiet quitting new years eve
January 1, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Players could start signing deals 3 weeks ago and the tally of major league deals given out stands at:

Angels/Rockies - 6
Every other team combined - 6
November 25, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Wow, I forgot how much the emotions and instability really flow out of all your loved ones during the holidays…

I hope we all survive
November 25, 2024 at 7:05 PM
My partner nearly threw up when Jack, in Hot Frosty, placed his boots—boots he’d “been roofing in earlier that day”—right next to his pillow on the bed.
November 25, 2024 at 1:18 AM
I might pivot to being a Lake Monster analysis account here… I need a project.
Nessie Lochness Monster GIF
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November 23, 2024 at 8:57 PM
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Oh, Nate Silver doesn’t like it here?
a woman yelling at a man with the words nobody wants you here nobody written below her
Alt: a woman yelling at Jerry Seinfeld with the words nobody wants you here nobody written below her
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November 22, 2024 at 11:06 PM
It is an excellent time to be a fan of the absurd.
November 20, 2024 at 2:39 PM
Sports BlueSky!
Quote Post with your favorite teams #Sports #butmostlybaseball

MLB: Red Sox, Athletics, Mariners, and Dodgers
MiLB: Lake Monsters
NHL: Kraken and Bruins
NFL: Giants
CPBL: Guardians and Dragons
NPB: Tigers and Buffaloes
Sports BlueSky!
Quote Post with your favorite teams #Sports #butmostlybaseball

MLB: Cubs, Mariners, Dads
NHL: Kraken
NFL: Seahawks, Ravens, Taylor Swift
CPBL: Monkeys (and all the good boys)
NPB: Fighters, Baystars, Tigers, Dragons
KBO: Eagles, Tigers
LIDOM: Aguilas, Estrellas
BANANABALL: yes
Sports BlueSky! Quote Post with your favorite teams #Sports

NBA: N/A
NFL: N/A
NHL: Leafs
CFL : N/A
NLL : N/A
Junior : N/A
MLB: N/A
Soccer: N/A
PWHL: Sceptres
November 16, 2024 at 12:25 AM
You're all welcome.
youtu.be/QUgFqvzyBTM?...
Dschinghis Khan - Moskau (Hitparade 10.09.1979)
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November 15, 2024 at 12:11 AM
Apparently at 39, vaccines are the new hangover?
November 14, 2024 at 1:40 PM
Captain’s Log-Supplemental: Red Sox,
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November 14, 2024 at 2:21 AM
To all my new followers. First, thank you.

Second, I sure hope you like TV and bad jokes as much as you like baseball.
November 13, 2024 at 9:07 PM
How does anyone living in the Northeast of America do anything other than cover themselves in blankets in bed right now?

Asking for a friend.
November 11, 2024 at 11:31 PM
I’ll start with my best baseball post.

What We Do in the Shadows… I’m obsessed.

Also the baseball-nerds community is collectively Colin Robinson.

I include myself.
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November 11, 2024 at 1:37 AM