Please be mindful how you talk to the millennials in your life, you never know when they might be experiencing acid reflux ❤️

i miss the early internet. people were like “you gotta see this dude. this cat sure is long.” and they were right. it was really long. it never shoulda gotten any more complicated than that.

"The vintage salt and pepper shaker market is no joke." says my partner, definitely not crying over salt and pepper shakers shaped like cute animals.

Looks like I've made an embarrassing public mistake. Time to do what alpha males like me do in these situations: whine and avoid accountability

So this was a campaign promise not an observation.

The Ides of March 44 BC is notorious as the day that Roman senators wore pink to protest the actions of Julius Caesar

GLENN: Why don't you wear a suit? You're at the highest level in this country's office & you refuse to wear a suit. A lot of Americans have problems with you not respecting the office.

ZELENSKYY: I will wear a costume after this war will finish. Maybe something like yours. Maybe something better.

the worst part about doing laundry is having to eat all the lint from the dryer trap, I wish there was a different way

Respire

Part of my Ashes collection

#art #painting #mask #gasmask #solarpunk #fire

The remote work debate was funny because it forced the question "Is a job something valuable you do or is it a place you go to be watched like daycare" and the answer for a lot of them was yeah it's the daycare thing now come on inside recess is over

Why is it sexy that a lady can tie a knot in a cherry stem with her tongue. I don't want her to do that to my pengis

Big Companies in 2020: "We are committed to learning & growing. Here is our plan to support diversity and inclusion in our company."

The same big companies in January of 2025: "WHEW! GLAD THAT'S OVER!" *Tosses diversity plan and staff out*

I’m so glad the public will only have empathy for autism if they need to defend their pet billionaire

I will never "Listen to my body." What's going on in there is none of my business