...mounting dread

*very Scottish voice* although yes, also error

he at least claims to have invented the term "lanyard class" while not having sex with his wife

I reiterate one of my core philosophical beliefs, validated through decades of experience with many people not dissimilar to this from childhood to now - Never. Trust. A. Fucking. Hippy.

if I was Rupert Lowe MP I really wouldn't want to draw attention to the idea of negative consequences for people who the taxpayer funds to contribute nothing to society

The Ones Who Walk Away From Omelas (for a nice picnic)

think about that money stuff "is preordering a blooming onion actually illegal" question more often than I'd expect

stopping in Fife is never recommended (I'm allowed to say this, I was born there)

Ruth I don't mean to alarm you but this is something that isn't just possible, it is recommended

It is nice to be reminded every now and again that you carry no water for this government or its party, a pity it's in areas quite this degrading

it's okay though, it has done the important work of letting Americans act morally superior on the moral superiority app

these 3 paragraphs from the company's wiki are actually very funny - just a greatest hits of tech red flags. Vision Fund! BAYC! Should be profitable by 2023! 🙃

people will just go on bluesky dot com and post things like "keir starmer is doing the best he can with a bad hand" and "really looking forward to the Harry Potter TV series"