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Finn
@thegoblinpoet.bsky.social
new site, same old butter gun
the only pivot this pair should be making is to "in jail"
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 PM
these 3 paragraphs from the company's wiki are actually very funny - just a greatest hits of tech red flags. Vision Fund! BAYC! Should be profitable by 2023! 🙃
November 16, 2025 at 1:33 PM
important that we don't lose important titans of industry through poorly considered policy, like *checks notes* metaverse experiences and technology companies?
November 16, 2025 at 1:28 PM
all of my friends and voters are just out of shot, enjoying themselves too
November 14, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Tim Davie must resign 😤😤
November 10, 2025 at 3:21 PM
November 6, 2025 at 6:01 PM
especially if we keep the nukes
November 5, 2025 at 1:53 PM
thank god it's fall so we can really start dressin'
November 1, 2025 at 10:14 AM
October 24, 2025 at 5:32 PM
(had to go back and redo this before posting as it originally said "1st April")
October 21, 2025 at 5:30 PM
October 13, 2025 at 11:13 AM
somebody local has had far too much fun naming segments on Strava but this is my favourite
October 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
*taking a long drag on a gauloise* ah oui...
October 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
*replacing the lead image with a picture of Alfie*
October 4, 2025 at 8:06 AM
embrace tradition
September 27, 2025 at 2:12 PM
America going back for more simulacra
September 23, 2025 at 5:45 PM
how dare your email find me
September 21, 2025 at 3:57 PM
"how your etc etc"
September 21, 2025 at 1:01 PM
something undeniably goated about having some proper glasses and a nice port in the house

finishing a long day at work and feeling like one of these mfers
September 12, 2025 at 5:56 PM
"political violence is bad, and we should fear its return to prominence in a polarized US awash with guns and misinformation"
September 11, 2025 at 6:01 AM
retvrn RETVRN
August 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
perfectly camouflaged, the apex predator watches his prey - waiting for his opportunity to strike
August 16, 2025 at 7:11 PM
potentially this is a sign that the geographic area is too large (or the group of responses too small) for this to be useful
August 15, 2025 at 8:38 AM
people of the Cotswolds, your country needs you
August 11, 2025 at 5:55 PM
sure, the advice is bad or ignoring the criteria listed but crucially
August 11, 2025 at 9:36 AM