Fritz, the anti-capitalist fox boy
@thefritzfox.bsky.social
he/him - 19 - ENTP-T - furry - just a dumb fox on the internet 🦊 - I ramble about gaming, furries, and sometimes controversial shit - we’re living in the funniest timeline…
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If my roommates ever hear me laughing hysterically up in my room, it’s because I’m scrolling my phone laughing at the hilariously stupid timeline we live in 💅
Netflix is only making a bunch of Stranger Things spinoffs because they know that without the IP, nobody wants to pay for Netflix. The sad part tho is that just like with the “secret 9th episode”, people will easily buy into it because y’all are just braindead sheep. 🐑 🐑 🐑
January 8, 2026 at 8:30 AM
Netflix is only making a bunch of Stranger Things spinoffs because they know that without the IP, nobody wants to pay for Netflix. The sad part tho is that just like with the “secret 9th episode”, people will easily buy into it because y’all are just braindead sheep. 🐑 🐑 🐑
How mfs on the internet gonna be acting if Conformity Gate turns out to be real #strangerthings #conformitygate
January 7, 2026 at 8:28 AM
How mfs on the internet gonna be acting if Conformity Gate turns out to be real #strangerthings #conformitygate
📌 The Duffers have been trying to get ppl to pay attention to their show, but mfs would rather scroll TikTok/Instagram instead of watch the damn show, so they decided “fuck it, people don’t wanna pay attention so who cares, they’re not gonna notice inconsistencies in the writing anyway”
January 2, 2026 at 11:23 PM
📌 The Duffers have been trying to get ppl to pay attention to their show, but mfs would rather scroll TikTok/Instagram instead of watch the damn show, so they decided “fuck it, people don’t wanna pay attention so who cares, they’re not gonna notice inconsistencies in the writing anyway”
Everyone talking about some “2026 will HEAL US” but watch as this year is worse and more chaotic than the last lmao
January 2, 2026 at 4:16 AM
Everyone talking about some “2026 will HEAL US” but watch as this year is worse and more chaotic than the last lmao
Will’s coming out scene wasn’t “woke” or “cringe”, you just lack basic media literacy.
#strangerthings #st5
#strangerthings #st5
December 30, 2025 at 4:11 AM
Will’s coming out scene wasn’t “woke” or “cringe”, you just lack basic media literacy.
#strangerthings #st5
#strangerthings #st5
I feel like the type of people who complain online about how s2 of Fallout made House a “cartoonishly evil ceo” are the same type of people who unironically buy name brand and defend big corporations. Even in the game, House was never a good guy, his entire plan was “uninterrupted progress”
December 26, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I feel like the type of people who complain online about how s2 of Fallout made House a “cartoonishly evil ceo” are the same type of people who unironically buy name brand and defend big corporations. Even in the game, House was never a good guy, his entire plan was “uninterrupted progress”
Merry Christmas everyone, sorry for the lack of posting lately
December 24, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Merry Christmas everyone, sorry for the lack of posting lately
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> the internet makes you stupid
> everything is the internet
> everything is very, very stupid
> everything is the internet
> everything is very, very stupid
November 19, 2025 at 8:51 PM
> the internet makes you stupid
> everything is the internet
> everything is very, very stupid
> everything is the internet
> everything is very, very stupid
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Flights are being cancelled due to the government shutdown, huh? And just in time for the holidays? This ought to be interesting. 🍿🍿🍿
November 8, 2025 at 6:02 AM
Flights are being cancelled due to the government shutdown, huh? And just in time for the holidays? This ought to be interesting. 🍿🍿🍿
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Reddit keeps pissing me off
October 30, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Reddit keeps pissing me off
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Cat running for office: But we're going to get rid of the humans because they've been treating us very badly. And our bowls will be full in the morning- perhaps fuller than ever before
October 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Cat running for office: But we're going to get rid of the humans because they've been treating us very badly. And our bowls will be full in the morning- perhaps fuller than ever before
You’ll hear certain Trump voters tell you they voted for that dude because “he’s funny and entertaining” rather than because they actually agree with his views. And honestly, I’ll admit he is pretty hilarious.
But it’s more along the lines of laughing *at* someone rather than *with* them.
But it’s more along the lines of laughing *at* someone rather than *with* them.
October 29, 2025 at 4:25 AM
You’ll hear certain Trump voters tell you they voted for that dude because “he’s funny and entertaining” rather than because they actually agree with his views. And honestly, I’ll admit he is pretty hilarious.
But it’s more along the lines of laughing *at* someone rather than *with* them.
But it’s more along the lines of laughing *at* someone rather than *with* them.
The internet outage incident today lowkey makes me want to replay OG Watch Dogs. Not such a good idea having all internet services interconnected in one place, huh? Yeah that’s literally the plot of the game lol
October 21, 2025 at 4:02 AM
The internet outage incident today lowkey makes me want to replay OG Watch Dogs. Not such a good idea having all internet services interconnected in one place, huh? Yeah that’s literally the plot of the game lol
So you’re telling me I get a matchmaking penalty after dcing in match with Springtrap after he literally hard tunnels me? Specifically for being the only survivor in the lobby not using Feng? I literally just wanted to do gens
This is why Quentin mains are endangered, everybody wants Fengs & Sables
This is why Quentin mains are endangered, everybody wants Fengs & Sables
October 14, 2025 at 12:06 AM
So you’re telling me I get a matchmaking penalty after dcing in match with Springtrap after he literally hard tunnels me? Specifically for being the only survivor in the lobby not using Feng? I literally just wanted to do gens
This is why Quentin mains are endangered, everybody wants Fengs & Sables
This is why Quentin mains are endangered, everybody wants Fengs & Sables
It’s gotten to the point where if I see 2 or more sables in a lobby w me, I’m out 🫡 #dbd #deadbydaylight
October 13, 2025 at 10:52 PM
It’s gotten to the point where if I see 2 or more sables in a lobby w me, I’m out 🫡 #dbd #deadbydaylight
I need to find a cute furry man who hates our current US government as much as I do.
And I don’t see that happening anytime soon, surprisingly most furries I’ve met don’t care as much as I hope they would.
Or maybe I’m just on a whole different level of hate, and nobody else can keep up lol
And I don’t see that happening anytime soon, surprisingly most furries I’ve met don’t care as much as I hope they would.
Or maybe I’m just on a whole different level of hate, and nobody else can keep up lol
October 13, 2025 at 7:54 AM
I need to find a cute furry man who hates our current US government as much as I do.
And I don’t see that happening anytime soon, surprisingly most furries I’ve met don’t care as much as I hope they would.
Or maybe I’m just on a whole different level of hate, and nobody else can keep up lol
And I don’t see that happening anytime soon, surprisingly most furries I’ve met don’t care as much as I hope they would.
Or maybe I’m just on a whole different level of hate, and nobody else can keep up lol
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genuinely trumps funniest bit ever for him to admit that he knows he’s a grifting piece of shit who’s going to hell lol
Trump: "I don't think there's anything that's gonna get me in heaven. I think I'm not maybe heaven bound. I may be in heaven right now as we fly on Air Force One. I'm not sure I'm gonna be able to make heaven."
October 12, 2025 at 10:44 PM
genuinely trumps funniest bit ever for him to admit that he knows he’s a grifting piece of shit who’s going to hell lol
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have been thinking of rewatching THE FIRST PURGE in light of the federal paramilitaries trying to instigate violence and provoke a reaction from americans
October 12, 2025 at 2:44 PM
have been thinking of rewatching THE FIRST PURGE in light of the federal paramilitaries trying to instigate violence and provoke a reaction from americans
“I promise I won’t get political tonight”
Me after three drinks:
Me after three drinks:
October 12, 2025 at 12:18 PM
“I promise I won’t get political tonight”
Me after three drinks:
Me after three drinks:
“The Krasue in DBD is broken, she needs a nerf”
This is gonna be a hot take but stop crying about The Krasue. I got a 4 escape on solo queue. #deadbydaylight #dbd
This is gonna be a hot take but stop crying about The Krasue. I got a 4 escape on solo queue. #deadbydaylight #dbd
September 30, 2025 at 10:28 AM
“The Krasue in DBD is broken, she needs a nerf”
This is gonna be a hot take but stop crying about The Krasue. I got a 4 escape on solo queue. #deadbydaylight #dbd
This is gonna be a hot take but stop crying about The Krasue. I got a 4 escape on solo queue. #deadbydaylight #dbd
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No, your kid isn't addicted to their iPad/Xbox/PlayStation. You're a parent and you're fully in control of how long they spend on these devices. It's you who's addicted to how easily it pacifies them.
September 27, 2025 at 6:55 PM
No, your kid isn't addicted to their iPad/Xbox/PlayStation. You're a parent and you're fully in control of how long they spend on these devices. It's you who's addicted to how easily it pacifies them.