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The Free Pretzel
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All the Philly phit to phrint.

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The Free Pretzel @thefreepretzel.bsky.social · Nov 10
'G' Missing From 'GLOVE' Sign
A photo of the iconic "LOVE" statue in Philadelphia. It sits outside at a backdrop of skyscrapers. The statue consists of serif capital letters L O V and E in a square formation so that the L and O are on top of the V and E.
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Strike “Best Thing to Happen to City” per Raccoon
A raccoon sits atop a wooden fence. A brick townhouse is behind it.
July 9, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Trash-City Smells of Unrest, Trash
A pile of household garbage sits against a fence on a sidewalk.
July 9, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Boathouse Row Glows 'Lamb's Blood' Red For Passover
A distant shot of the boathouses on Boathouse Row, on the schuykill river. It's dusk. The houses are lined with lights that reflect in the river, and everything has a reddish glow.
April 12, 2025 at 11:05 PM
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Siriani Drives Like Asshole
The Philadelphia Eagles Super Bowl parade. Huge crowds gather around a truck driving a parade float with the football team on it.
February 14, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Eagles Fans Still Unsure of Team’s Chances
A group of fans of the Philadelphia Eagles cheering in the stands
February 11, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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Eagles to Wait at Least Two Weeks to Fire Sirianni
inquirer.com Philadelphia Inquirer @inquirer.com · Jan 27
Super Bowl bound ✅
January 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
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$1.5b Check to Dim Sum Garden Bounces
January 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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Grad Hospital Resident Attempts To Fool PennDOT Into Renovating Basement
A "Road Work Ahead" street sign is wedged into a home's window well. Other construction materials appear around it on the side walk.
December 24, 2024 at 3:45 AM
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(guys seeing Superman walking towards them)
it's a dog!
it's a car!!
September 14, 2024 at 12:49 AM
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"I love all my children equally."
...
"I don't care much for Gob."
December 22, 2024 at 11:15 PM
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21st Street Homeowner Names Plants After Two Children But 'Doesn't Have A Favorite'
Two potted shrubs flank the doorway of a city home. One is green and lush. The other is dry and on deaths door.
December 22, 2024 at 11:10 PM
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Rittenhouse Square Manhattan Bagel Now Making Mysterious Meat Pies
Above the awning for a Manhattan Bagel is a sign advertising a salon. It says "Straight Razor Shaves," among other services.
December 14, 2024 at 10:07 PM
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Philly Skyline Haze Themed To Celebrate Sixers
A hazy day in Philly. The upper part of the skyline is almost completely grayed-out with haze.
December 14, 2024 at 10:04 PM
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Triple Threat? SEPTA Parked In Bike Lane Blocking Hydrant
A SEPTA van parked in a busy city bike lane with a fire hydrant like a foot away.
December 14, 2024 at 12:14 AM
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Chris Rock, Shamed, Moves to Philadelphia To Live With Rich Aunt, Uncle, Carlton
a photo of "the slap" that happened at the Oscars, where Will Smith slapped Chris Rock live on TV.
November 11, 2024 at 5:22 PM
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Trucks Parked To Shield Washington Ave Bike Lane From Parked Cars
Two trucks and several vans completely block the side of the street for cyclists to use. Three are directly in the bike lane and at least one is parked at the curb.
December 8, 2024 at 3:24 PM
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Throwback to when I tweeted things.
Quote Tweet from a couple years ago. The quoted tweet is from NBC10 Philadelphia. It says: "If you see something dirty while riding on @Septa, you can now report it right from your phone: (url is posted here) The Free Pretzel headline reads: SEPTA Website Unprepared For Record-Breaking Volume
December 6, 2024 at 11:13 PM
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Stopped Cars Banned From Bike Lane, Moving Cars Next?

www.inquirer.com/transportati...
It is now illegal to stop in bike lanes in Philly
Mayor Parker signed the law on Wednesday.
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December 5, 2024 at 7:39 PM
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Wells Fargo Center Regretful 'Duracell Free Loose AA Battery Night' Lands On Ben Simmons Return
Basketball player Ben Simmons in his Nets jersey on the court
December 4, 2024 at 10:47 PM
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In Depth: South Philly Sixers Facility Lacking
A large blue tarp covers the lower half of a building under construction. Spraypainted in white is "Lets go Philly"
December 3, 2024 at 3:43 AM
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Parking At Risk of 50 Farthing Ticket
December 1, 2024 at 10:06 PM
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New Neighbor Won't Shut Up
closeup of a mourning dove in a nest sitting in a chestnut tree's branches
December 1, 2024 at 5:51 PM
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South Philly Parking For The Low Cost Of Your Silverware Storage
The bottom part of a kitchen cabinet sits by itself in a side street parking space.
November 30, 2024 at 10:47 PM
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Breaking: Copycat Artist Jacked Your 7th Grade Tag
A closeup of a fresh concrete panel with the "cool S" scratched into it
November 30, 2024 at 2:41 AM