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just in time for the offseason.
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I made a key lime pie from scratch with homemade piped whipped cream and candied key limes. Took about 50 key limes to get 1 cup of juice! The crust is a pretzel/graham cracker hybrid.
sorry y’all I am just generally too sad to be online and posting. life and medical stuff.
November 21, 2025 at 1:49 PM
at the eye doctor this morning and the “YMCA” came on the radio — too hype so the receptionist turned it off 😂
November 19, 2025 at 2:14 PM
go to a Michelin star in other cities…other countries, and you’ll understand why Philly only received a few singular stars.
November 19, 2025 at 2:20 AM
ENOUGH of the extra football shit today pls
November 17, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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patrick mahomes fraud watch
November 16, 2025 at 11:14 PM
baking Sunday!
golden hour + warm pumpkin snickerdoodles
November 16, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I do love grandpa football
November 16, 2025 at 6:42 PM
soooo will the Flyers bring the forecheck tonight?
November 13, 2025 at 12:48 AM
treated myself to new Bose inner ear headphones (it’s been like a decade) and I got VERY freaked out at the amount of noise canceling they had in comparison to my old pair. they are SO good, sounds are complex!
November 11, 2025 at 11:01 PM
getting a pedicure:
“How hot do you want the water?”
“Boil my feet”
November 11, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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tonight on delilah’s show, an excited 22-year-old who just moved out on her own called in to dedicate a song to her mom, who she said she talks to every single day, is her best friend, and knows her better than anyone

the song that was played: josh groban’s version of happy xmas (war is over)
November 11, 2025 at 5:30 AM
so…what was that practice kick for? that was literally the worst yip I’ve seen!
November 11, 2025 at 4:22 AM
NO EXTRA FOOTBALL
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
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Birds fan Quinta Brunson just gave Eli Manning the double bird on the Manningcast.
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 AM
every time I look at the screen it’s a flag
November 11, 2025 at 2:23 AM
go birds and also please do not put up a lot of fantasy points so I win this week thnx
November 11, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I had to turn off replies for that skeet because there are too many bots and weirdos suddenly up in my notifs.
November 10, 2025 at 6:12 PM
What the fuck did I bother voting for????
November 9, 2025 at 11:35 PM
can’t blame Wentz when your primary QB also stinks
November 9, 2025 at 9:13 PM
the Colts are the epitome of having an easy schedule. they aren’t Actually Good.
November 9, 2025 at 3:01 PM
was sad the next season of Landman isn’t up yet. now I’m so happy The Diplomat is!
November 8, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Good Guy Vladar
November 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
ZEGRAS is so fucking good
November 5, 2025 at 2:54 AM
all this extra time and I’m still tired
November 2, 2025 at 12:52 PM
this tracks for how 2025 is going.

fuck the dodgers.
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM