The Fishpants
@thefishpants.bsky.social
Obscure References, Fart Jokes and Swears*
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My Best Jokes (Allegedly):
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All:
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*ᵃⁿᵈ ᵒᶜᶜᵃˢᶦᵒⁿᵃˡ ˢᵘʳᵖʳᶦˢᵉ "ᵖᵉⁿᶦˢ"
My Best Jokes (Allegedly):
https://bsky.app/profile/did:plc:c7efvddpc6qlokhzdkcpphwg/feed/aaaeubvvn5rcm
All:
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WTF
Is this Conan O'Bryan Cranston?
Is this Conan O'Bryan Cranston?
October 18, 2025 at 12:52 PM
WTF
Is this Conan O'Bryan Cranston?
Is this Conan O'Bryan Cranston?
Wait, you're allowed to stun the other team?
That seems messed up, but what do I know about baseball.
That seems messed up, but what do I know about baseball.
September 22, 2025 at 1:14 PM
Wait, you're allowed to stun the other team?
That seems messed up, but what do I know about baseball.
That seems messed up, but what do I know about baseball.
"It's peanut butter jelly time, mate"
September 20, 2025 at 11:21 PM
"It's peanut butter jelly time, mate"
Kash Patel always looks like he just realized his family is throwing him a surprise party and his dick is in the cookie jar.
September 17, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Kash Patel always looks like he just realized his family is throwing him a surprise party and his dick is in the cookie jar.
Guys, I feel like there has a never been a time so ripe for the Inglourious Basterds musical, Basterds!
Help me out here, who should be in it and what would the songs be?
Help me out here, who should be in it and what would the songs be?
September 17, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Guys, I feel like there has a never been a time so ripe for the Inglourious Basterds musical, Basterds!
Help me out here, who should be in it and what would the songs be?
Help me out here, who should be in it and what would the songs be?
Finally, a cheddar that comes in plasma
September 12, 2025 at 1:27 PM
Finally, a cheddar that comes in plasma
When Alex Jones is finally broke, he should have to become the new voice of Mucinex.
August 14, 2025 at 1:13 PM
When Alex Jones is finally broke, he should have to become the new voice of Mucinex.
June 16, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Movie Trivia: John C. Reilly played the drums in the finale of Step Brothers (2008), despite the fact that Will Ferrell is in fact the drummer for Red Hot Chili Peppers
June 5, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Movie Trivia: John C. Reilly played the drums in the finale of Step Brothers (2008), despite the fact that Will Ferrell is in fact the drummer for Red Hot Chili Peppers
One Piece LEGO Sets?
Listen LEGO, I don't want to tell you your business but I'm thinking you gotta have 2 pieces minimum
Listen LEGO, I don't want to tell you your business but I'm thinking you gotta have 2 pieces minimum
June 5, 2025 at 9:04 PM
One Piece LEGO Sets?
Listen LEGO, I don't want to tell you your business but I'm thinking you gotta have 2 pieces minimum
Listen LEGO, I don't want to tell you your business but I'm thinking you gotta have 2 pieces minimum
post a *good* throuple
May 29, 2025 at 1:24 PM
post a *good* throuple
Hello big brains,
Possibly an old man question...
Anybody know why I don't have any block/mute/filter/etc options in Gmail app on Android?
I keep getting these spammy "investor tips" type messages and marking as spam but they just keep coming.
Am I missing something simple?
Thanks
Possibly an old man question...
Anybody know why I don't have any block/mute/filter/etc options in Gmail app on Android?
I keep getting these spammy "investor tips" type messages and marking as spam but they just keep coming.
Am I missing something simple?
Thanks
May 18, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Hello big brains,
Possibly an old man question...
Anybody know why I don't have any block/mute/filter/etc options in Gmail app on Android?
I keep getting these spammy "investor tips" type messages and marking as spam but they just keep coming.
Am I missing something simple?
Thanks
Possibly an old man question...
Anybody know why I don't have any block/mute/filter/etc options in Gmail app on Android?
I keep getting these spammy "investor tips" type messages and marking as spam but they just keep coming.
Am I missing something simple?
Thanks
The game Operation must have been way easier before electricity. Nothing happens if you touch the sides, you just flip a coin at the end to see if the guy dies from like tuberculosis or wolves or something.
May 18, 2025 at 1:33 PM
The game Operation must have been way easier before electricity. Nothing happens if you touch the sides, you just flip a coin at the end to see if the guy dies from like tuberculosis or wolves or something.
So the latest Grok thing was another unnamed "rogue" employee. Wow, another unidentified but definitely real and not made up person throwing their job away for doing the exact kind of stupid shit their boss would do. So sad.
May 16, 2025 at 2:25 PM
So the latest Grok thing was another unnamed "rogue" employee. Wow, another unidentified but definitely real and not made up person throwing their job away for doing the exact kind of stupid shit their boss would do. So sad.
Rockstar Games announces GTA6 will not have cars due to tariffs
May 15, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Rockstar Games announces GTA6 will not have cars due to tariffs
🚨Breaking: the new pope is Pedro Pascal
May 8, 2025 at 4:52 PM
🚨Breaking: the new pope is Pedro Pascal
Habemus Papum: We have a Pope
Habemus Papum Fritum: Fries are up
Habemus Papum Fritum: Fries are up
May 8, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Habemus Papum: We have a Pope
Habemus Papum Fritum: Fries are up
Habemus Papum Fritum: Fries are up
Happy Star Wars Day from...the actual Empire, I guess?
May the Fourth be with us all.
I've got a bad feeling about this...
May the Fourth be with us all.
I've got a bad feeling about this...
May 4, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Happy Star Wars Day from...the actual Empire, I guess?
May the Fourth be with us all.
I've got a bad feeling about this...
May the Fourth be with us all.
I've got a bad feeling about this...
OK now this is starting to make sense
May 4, 2025 at 1:54 PM
OK now this is starting to make sense
Damn Jim, calling him a cunt isn't going to help!
April 4, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Damn Jim, calling him a cunt isn't going to help!
March 26, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Pope Francis has been discharged. Does that mean they fired him out of the Pope Cannon? I'm never sure how these protocols work. Anyway he looks happy.
March 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Pope Francis has been discharged. Does that mean they fired him out of the Pope Cannon? I'm never sure how these protocols work. Anyway he looks happy.
Anybody notice a pattern?
What would be the worst name for this type of thing?
Mildred? Hortense? Barb?
What would be the worst name for this type of thing?
Mildred? Hortense? Barb?
March 19, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Anybody notice a pattern?
What would be the worst name for this type of thing?
Mildred? Hortense? Barb?
What would be the worst name for this type of thing?
Mildred? Hortense? Barb?