TheFifthEdgerunner
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Botany is coolio. Also Art.
We gotta toss the whole "The worst they can say is no" saying away.
They absolutely can say worse.
They absolutely can say worse.
November 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
We gotta toss the whole "The worst they can say is no" saying away.
They absolutely can say worse.
They absolutely can say worse.
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I think the saying "Time heals all wounds" is wrong. Time gives distance because so many other things are shoved in the forefront.
"Time buries all wounds" isn't nearly as sexy though.
"Time buries all wounds" isn't nearly as sexy though.
November 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I think the saying "Time heals all wounds" is wrong. Time gives distance because so many other things are shoved in the forefront.
"Time buries all wounds" isn't nearly as sexy though.
"Time buries all wounds" isn't nearly as sexy though.
So finally watched Halloween 2018. Mellodramatic and mean-spirited were not what I expected
September 9, 2025 at 1:13 AM
So finally watched Halloween 2018. Mellodramatic and mean-spirited were not what I expected
Don't you love when propaganda is used to fight propaganda?
Really makes the world a better place to propaganda.
Really makes the world a better place to propaganda.
September 1, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Don't you love when propaganda is used to fight propaganda?
Really makes the world a better place to propaganda.
Really makes the world a better place to propaganda.
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this is why I pay for photoshop
August 31, 2025 at 12:30 AM
this is why I pay for photoshop
Saw an online conversation about House MD. Once someone said he was not canonically autistic, people began rallying around him being in debilitating pain all the time.
Tell me you didn't watch the show. Just tell me.
Tell me you didn't watch the show. Just tell me.
August 23, 2025 at 3:40 AM
Saw an online conversation about House MD. Once someone said he was not canonically autistic, people began rallying around him being in debilitating pain all the time.
Tell me you didn't watch the show. Just tell me.
Tell me you didn't watch the show. Just tell me.
The funny thing about the movie Obsession is that it highlights double standards in gender roles.
If the main guy was a girl, this movie would be a horror movie instead of a thriller.
If the main guy was a girl, this movie would be a horror movie instead of a thriller.
August 5, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The funny thing about the movie Obsession is that it highlights double standards in gender roles.
If the main guy was a girl, this movie would be a horror movie instead of a thriller.
If the main guy was a girl, this movie would be a horror movie instead of a thriller.
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I understand justice matters but the reopening of cold cases is surely going too far now
July 23, 2025 at 9:12 AM
I understand justice matters but the reopening of cold cases is surely going too far now
Today a neighbor I blocked for accidentally sending me a gross, perverted message about me, sent me religious propaganda on TikTok.
And you know what? That tracks.
And you know what? That tracks.
July 23, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Today a neighbor I blocked for accidentally sending me a gross, perverted message about me, sent me religious propaganda on TikTok.
And you know what? That tracks.
And you know what? That tracks.
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Don't let the Colbert news distract you from the fact that Trump wrote Epstein a gay love note
July 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Don't let the Colbert news distract you from the fact that Trump wrote Epstein a gay love note
So today, my coworker started talking about how vaccines cause autism and our other coworker told us how our senior worker had a daughter with autism and to NOT bring that shit up.
Dude responded with "It's okay, I'm autistic" while everyone else put their head in their hands.
Dude responded with "It's okay, I'm autistic" while everyone else put their head in their hands.
June 27, 2025 at 12:20 AM
So today, my coworker started talking about how vaccines cause autism and our other coworker told us how our senior worker had a daughter with autism and to NOT bring that shit up.
Dude responded with "It's okay, I'm autistic" while everyone else put their head in their hands.
Dude responded with "It's okay, I'm autistic" while everyone else put their head in their hands.
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I hate when I go to bed early on a Saturday night and wake up Sunday morning only to discover we’ve gone to war in the Middle East without the consent of Congress. 😡
June 22, 2025 at 9:56 PM
I hate when I go to bed early on a Saturday night and wake up Sunday morning only to discover we’ve gone to war in the Middle East without the consent of Congress. 😡
So after a good day, I look on social media and now doom scrolling is kinda imminent.
Like I think America might actually collapse imminent and I can't even say I told you so because the MAGA sycophants are just gonna die believing the dude who clearly wants a dictatorship is Jesus I guess.
Like I think America might actually collapse imminent and I can't even say I told you so because the MAGA sycophants are just gonna die believing the dude who clearly wants a dictatorship is Jesus I guess.
June 23, 2025 at 1:40 AM
So after a good day, I look on social media and now doom scrolling is kinda imminent.
Like I think America might actually collapse imminent and I can't even say I told you so because the MAGA sycophants are just gonna die believing the dude who clearly wants a dictatorship is Jesus I guess.
Like I think America might actually collapse imminent and I can't even say I told you so because the MAGA sycophants are just gonna die believing the dude who clearly wants a dictatorship is Jesus I guess.
I get the distinct feeling that my coworkers dislike me. One day it was "Stay out of our way and ask questions after" and the next day it was "You should be more involved and helpful and questioning rhe process during."
June 12, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I get the distinct feeling that my coworkers dislike me. One day it was "Stay out of our way and ask questions after" and the next day it was "You should be more involved and helpful and questioning rhe process during."
The WEIRDEST fan discussion I had was about the Daria spin-off that didn't happen, Jodie.
I defended Jodie as a character and said there totally was a plot to be had with her.
I defended Jodie as a character and said there totally was a plot to be had with her.
June 7, 2025 at 6:40 AM
The WEIRDEST fan discussion I had was about the Daria spin-off that didn't happen, Jodie.
I defended Jodie as a character and said there totally was a plot to be had with her.
I defended Jodie as a character and said there totally was a plot to be had with her.
Weirdest stuff is hearing that John Redcorns VA died in a shooting and then you look into it and go : WTF!!!???
June 2, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Weirdest stuff is hearing that John Redcorns VA died in a shooting and then you look into it and go : WTF!!!???
Waking up to my safety lady warning me I need to fix my face or else I'll likely be bullied wasn't on my bingo card as a 32 yr old woman, but ngl. It tracks.
May 28, 2025 at 1:40 PM
Waking up to my safety lady warning me I need to fix my face or else I'll likely be bullied wasn't on my bingo card as a 32 yr old woman, but ngl. It tracks.
People will recommend an "underrated gem" and it'll be the most basic ass thing from the not-so-distant past.
May 23, 2025 at 11:45 PM
People will recommend an "underrated gem" and it'll be the most basic ass thing from the not-so-distant past.
Anxiety is being afraid to cook in my kitchen because I know my cousin will emerge from her room and stare at me and suddenly I'm making her dinner too because the alternative is her just staring at me cook and eat my own food and make me feel like an asshole.
So yeah, I guess I'll starve.
So yeah, I guess I'll starve.
May 6, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Anxiety is being afraid to cook in my kitchen because I know my cousin will emerge from her room and stare at me and suddenly I'm making her dinner too because the alternative is her just staring at me cook and eat my own food and make me feel like an asshole.
So yeah, I guess I'll starve.
So yeah, I guess I'll starve.
Debated whether or not to go to a Will Wood live show, so I looked up videos online.
You monsters all recorded Will Wood and the Tapeworms instead of the crowds. How do I know if I want to leave my hobbit hole if I can't see what horrors I'm dealing with?
You monsters all recorded Will Wood and the Tapeworms instead of the crowds. How do I know if I want to leave my hobbit hole if I can't see what horrors I'm dealing with?
May 1, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Debated whether or not to go to a Will Wood live show, so I looked up videos online.
You monsters all recorded Will Wood and the Tapeworms instead of the crowds. How do I know if I want to leave my hobbit hole if I can't see what horrors I'm dealing with?
You monsters all recorded Will Wood and the Tapeworms instead of the crowds. How do I know if I want to leave my hobbit hole if I can't see what horrors I'm dealing with?
I once told somebody I never once heard anyone refer to pot as dope. Weed reefer Marijuana bud cush. Always heard dope referring to harder drugs.
But I just caught an episode of 7th Heaven and apparently people do refer to weed as dope.
But I just caught an episode of 7th Heaven and apparently people do refer to weed as dope.
April 21, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I once told somebody I never once heard anyone refer to pot as dope. Weed reefer Marijuana bud cush. Always heard dope referring to harder drugs.
But I just caught an episode of 7th Heaven and apparently people do refer to weed as dope.
But I just caught an episode of 7th Heaven and apparently people do refer to weed as dope.
Bout to bash my head through a window because the musical artist I've been obsessed with I just realized reminds me of my ex.
I literally caught the artists pic on youtube and did a double take.
I literally caught the artists pic on youtube and did a double take.
April 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Bout to bash my head through a window because the musical artist I've been obsessed with I just realized reminds me of my ex.
I literally caught the artists pic on youtube and did a double take.
I literally caught the artists pic on youtube and did a double take.
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Years and years ago, I read a book where a married woman A has an affair with a married man B. When the A's husband tried to sleep with her, she refused because she was 'faithful' to her man.
Later A met Bs wife and befriended her and used that friendship to hide the affair.
Meanwhile,
Later A met Bs wife and befriended her and used that friendship to hide the affair.
Meanwhile,
February 12, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Years and years ago, I read a book where a married woman A has an affair with a married man B. When the A's husband tried to sleep with her, she refused because she was 'faithful' to her man.
Later A met Bs wife and befriended her and used that friendship to hide the affair.
Meanwhile,
Later A met Bs wife and befriended her and used that friendship to hide the affair.
Meanwhile,