The Jarmer Fones
@thefarmerjones.bsky.social
In N Out french fry enjoyer
Tragic that they don't play next year, but still, for narrative purposes it's an elite schedule:
Week 2: v. his former PSU OC
Week 3: v. the MD coach who hates his guts
Week 6: v. the guy who preceded him at PSU
Week 9 v. his game-management doppleganger
Week 12: v. the Pitt coach who hates his guts
Week 2: v. his former PSU OC
Week 3: v. the MD coach who hates his guts
Week 6: v. the guy who preceded him at PSU
Week 9 v. his game-management doppleganger
Week 12: v. the Pitt coach who hates his guts
November 17, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Tragic that they don't play next year, but still, for narrative purposes it's an elite schedule:
Week 2: v. his former PSU OC
Week 3: v. the MD coach who hates his guts
Week 6: v. the guy who preceded him at PSU
Week 9 v. his game-management doppleganger
Week 12: v. the Pitt coach who hates his guts
Week 2: v. his former PSU OC
Week 3: v. the MD coach who hates his guts
Week 6: v. the guy who preceded him at PSU
Week 9 v. his game-management doppleganger
Week 12: v. the Pitt coach who hates his guts
Truly a win-win for all involved.
November 17, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Truly a win-win for all involved.
Kalen? Yeah, talking to you. Check this out.
November 15, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Kalen? Yeah, talking to you. Check this out.
Love this dude. Happy for him.
November 15, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Love this dude. Happy for him.
Hey. Kalen DeBoer.
November 15, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Hey. Kalen DeBoer.
Psst. Mike Elko. Over here.
November 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Psst. Mike Elko. Over here.
Hey, Mike Elko
November 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Hey, Mike Elko
Malice and Push are on the new episode of Song Exploder and this particular snippet is really something.
November 13, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Malice and Push are on the new episode of Song Exploder and this particular snippet is really something.
Nico Harrison's firing had me thinking about how he could've just stayed at Nike making something like 2 mil a year and never giving anyone a reason to be mad at him and then I remembered how bad he fucked up there too
![During his work at Nike, he botched a 2013 presentation to Stephen Curry, where according to Harrison he may have called him Seth, and the presentation used was made for Kevin Durant. This, along with not offering Curry a signature shoe, caused the superstar to switch from Nike and sign with Under Armour.[12]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:mnfrg3uranmquicq6zz7gdij/bafkreifqmzbbae6a6hhnxzcmzlebiqfvfvqwwyfcdac3zpmjnggopve74q@jpeg)
November 12, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Nico Harrison's firing had me thinking about how he could've just stayed at Nike making something like 2 mil a year and never giving anyone a reason to be mad at him and then I remembered how bad he fucked up there too
Absolutely diabolical headline & art combo from @teamziller.bsky.social this morning. I am in awe.
November 12, 2025 at 1:42 PM
Absolutely diabolical headline & art combo from @teamziller.bsky.social this morning. I am in awe.
Lol what the fuck man
📸 Robby Marlowe/SLAM @robbymarlowe on IG
📸 Robby Marlowe/SLAM @robbymarlowe on IG
November 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Lol what the fuck man
📸 Robby Marlowe/SLAM @robbymarlowe on IG
📸 Robby Marlowe/SLAM @robbymarlowe on IG
Missed this the other day. One or two of your faves in here?
defector.com/stephen-a-sm...
defector.com/stephen-a-sm...
November 11, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Missed this the other day. One or two of your faves in here?
defector.com/stephen-a-sm...
defector.com/stephen-a-sm...
📸 Jesse Garrabrant / @jdgimages on IG
November 10, 2025 at 6:04 PM
📸 Jesse Garrabrant / @jdgimages on IG
📸 Robby Marlowe/SLAM @robbymarlowe on IG
November 10, 2025 at 6:02 PM
📸 Robby Marlowe/SLAM @robbymarlowe on IG
“Anyway I still spend a lot of time on Twitter, the fucked up mess of a Nazi AI app,” ahhhh that’s great man cool choice you’re making there.
November 8, 2025 at 5:01 AM
“Anyway I still spend a lot of time on Twitter, the fucked up mess of a Nazi AI app,” ahhhh that’s great man cool choice you’re making there.
When the Story underwhelms
November 8, 2025 at 3:27 AM
When the Story underwhelms
An actual tragedy
November 8, 2025 at 3:24 AM
An actual tragedy
📸 Michael Ade Ojo/SLAM @bellikemike on IG
November 7, 2025 at 1:39 AM
📸 Michael Ade Ojo/SLAM @bellikemike on IG
📸 Jesse Garrabrant / @jdgimages on IG
November 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
📸 Jesse Garrabrant / @jdgimages on IG
SIR: An update:
November 5, 2025 at 11:25 PM
SIR: An update:
Me and Thicc and all the other Moms tonight
November 5, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Me and Thicc and all the other Moms tonight
*fart noises*
November 4, 2025 at 8:29 PM
*fart noises*