🐝 thefabulous💛ne
@thefabulous0ne.bsky.social
KHive | she/her
Interests: cooking, eating, books, gardening, photography, & the annihilation of white tyranny
Interests: cooking, eating, books, gardening, photography, & the annihilation of white tyranny
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Dear white people:
Very simple lessons you lack, 4:
You don’t get to decide who is human.
You
are *not*
the template.
Very simple lessons you lack, 4:
You don’t get to decide who is human.
You
are *not*
the template.
Dear white people:
Very simple lessons you lack, 3.
You were spoon-fed racism from the moment you were born.
Yes, all of us.
Very simple lessons you lack, 3.
You were spoon-fed racism from the moment you were born.
Yes, all of us.
Dear white people:
Very simple lessons you lack, 5:
You cannot be forgiven if you never admit you were wrong.
Very simple lessons you lack, 5:
You cannot be forgiven if you never admit you were wrong.
Ok, pumpkin fans, here it is: my final word in roasting pumpkin to make purée, a fresh version of the canned stuff.
I’ve been doing this for decades. This works best:
Preheat oven to 375.
Cover large baking sheet w foil.
1/
I’ve been doing this for decades. This works best:
Preheat oven to 375.
Cover large baking sheet w foil.
1/
November 28, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Ok, pumpkin fans, here it is: my final word in roasting pumpkin to make purée, a fresh version of the canned stuff.
I’ve been doing this for decades. This works best:
Preheat oven to 375.
Cover large baking sheet w foil.
1/
I’ve been doing this for decades. This works best:
Preheat oven to 375.
Cover large baking sheet w foil.
1/
Happy thanksgiving my loves!
I’ve found out my nephews from my sister (RIP) are Tool fans.
You have no idea how much this delights me!
I’ve found out my nephews from my sister (RIP) are Tool fans.
You have no idea how much this delights me!
November 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Happy thanksgiving my loves!
I’ve found out my nephews from my sister (RIP) are Tool fans.
You have no idea how much this delights me!
I’ve found out my nephews from my sister (RIP) are Tool fans.
You have no idea how much this delights me!
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How gorgeous do they look? PBO posted it on FB today 💜
November 27, 2025 at 6:07 PM
How gorgeous do they look? PBO posted it on FB today 💜
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Hey just a public service announcement that President Biden is still not senile and never was and this is going to be true no matter how many journalists totally fucked over the country in the most unethical disturbing ways. You can keep posting it but it's still bullshit so go fuck yourself.
November 27, 2025 at 10:26 PM
Hey just a public service announcement that President Biden is still not senile and never was and this is going to be true no matter how many journalists totally fucked over the country in the most unethical disturbing ways. You can keep posting it but it's still bullshit so go fuck yourself.
Ok. I think you can sorta tell I’m falling apart, but it’s not as bad as I thought.
Check us out - the same height!
#MadamVicePresident
Check us out - the same height!
#MadamVicePresident
November 24, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Ok. I think you can sorta tell I’m falling apart, but it’s not as bad as I thought.
Check us out - the same height!
#MadamVicePresident
Check us out - the same height!
#MadamVicePresident
I’m waiting impatiently to see how bad I botched my photo with MVP by being a blubbering mess.
And thank you to the wonderful ladies in line who understood & hugged me after.
And thank you to the wonderful ladies in line who understood & hugged me after.
November 22, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I’m waiting impatiently to see how bad I botched my photo with MVP by being a blubbering mess.
And thank you to the wonderful ladies in line who understood & hugged me after.
And thank you to the wonderful ladies in line who understood & hugged me after.
I shook her hand, I thanked her, I stood for our photo, and burst into tears.
November 21, 2025 at 12:18 AM
I shook her hand, I thanked her, I stood for our photo, and burst into tears.
I’m at the event. Early, but better than late.
There’s an idiotic video bus circling the venue calling VP “radical” for accepting transgender humans.
Hateful dipshits.
There’s an idiotic video bus circling the venue calling VP “radical” for accepting transgender humans.
Hateful dipshits.
November 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I’m at the event. Early, but better than late.
There’s an idiotic video bus circling the venue calling VP “radical” for accepting transgender humans.
Hateful dipshits.
There’s an idiotic video bus circling the venue calling VP “radical” for accepting transgender humans.
Hateful dipshits.
Yep. I’m drunk in Miami.
Cheers!
Cheers!
November 20, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Yep. I’m drunk in Miami.
Cheers!
Cheers!
Ahem, there is a Lyft driver that I now adore. When I told him I had “sexy thing” by Hot Chocolate on my phone, he said, give me your phone.
In 5 seconds he had hooked up my phone to his car & we went to my hotel blasting You Sexy Thing full volume.
I love him.
In 5 seconds he had hooked up my phone to his car & we went to my hotel blasting You Sexy Thing full volume.
I love him.
Psssst…. Don’t tell anyone, but I think I may have caught a most intriguing & hilarious case of the drunks in Miami.
I blame the rum punch.
I blame the rum punch.
November 20, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Ahem, there is a Lyft driver that I now adore. When I told him I had “sexy thing” by Hot Chocolate on my phone, he said, give me your phone.
In 5 seconds he had hooked up my phone to his car & we went to my hotel blasting You Sexy Thing full volume.
I love him.
In 5 seconds he had hooked up my phone to his car & we went to my hotel blasting You Sexy Thing full volume.
I love him.
Psssst…. Don’t tell anyone, but I think I may have caught a most intriguing & hilarious case of the drunks in Miami.
I blame the rum punch.
I blame the rum punch.
November 20, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Psssst…. Don’t tell anyone, but I think I may have caught a most intriguing & hilarious case of the drunks in Miami.
I blame the rum punch.
I blame the rum punch.
And now, the rum punch.
Cheers!
Cheers!
November 19, 2025 at 11:58 PM
And now, the rum punch.
Cheers!
Cheers!
I went to the beach. And here I remain. I’m shocked at how empty it is. There’s a woman taking selfies by the surf, there’s a non-dancing dance music party a ways away, and I realize I am an old fart in a young city at 630 pm
As I used to say in my own youth: the coffins don’t open till midnight.
As I used to say in my own youth: the coffins don’t open till midnight.
November 19, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I went to the beach. And here I remain. I’m shocked at how empty it is. There’s a woman taking selfies by the surf, there’s a non-dancing dance music party a ways away, and I realize I am an old fart in a young city at 630 pm
As I used to say in my own youth: the coffins don’t open till midnight.
As I used to say in my own youth: the coffins don’t open till midnight.
Wow, Miami. You really are gawjuss.
November 19, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Wow, Miami. You really are gawjuss.
Ima hit up this Miami Beach dispensary & get rocked outa my socks & go pay an alcoholic homage to Gianni.
My glasses are Versace frames, so I wear a tribute.
I will make THEE most of my 48 hours in Miami.
My glasses are Versace frames, so I wear a tribute.
I will make THEE most of my 48 hours in Miami.
November 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Ima hit up this Miami Beach dispensary & get rocked outa my socks & go pay an alcoholic homage to Gianni.
My glasses are Versace frames, so I wear a tribute.
I will make THEE most of my 48 hours in Miami.
My glasses are Versace frames, so I wear a tribute.
I will make THEE most of my 48 hours in Miami.
On a train to Miami! It’s supposed do be high speed, but so far? Meh.
Going to see MVP!!!
Going to see MVP!!!
November 19, 2025 at 5:27 PM
On a train to Miami! It’s supposed do be high speed, but so far? Meh.
Going to see MVP!!!
Going to see MVP!!!
I’m visiting Miami for the first time ever this week. Weird that I’ve never been, considering I lived in Winter Park in the 90’s.
I’m going to see MVP. I would be delighted to meet any fellow KHive at the event or before.
DM me if you’ll be there, fam. ❤️
I’m going to see MVP. I would be delighted to meet any fellow KHive at the event or before.
DM me if you’ll be there, fam. ❤️
November 17, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I’m visiting Miami for the first time ever this week. Weird that I’ve never been, considering I lived in Winter Park in the 90’s.
I’m going to see MVP. I would be delighted to meet any fellow KHive at the event or before.
DM me if you’ll be there, fam. ❤️
I’m going to see MVP. I would be delighted to meet any fellow KHive at the event or before.
DM me if you’ll be there, fam. ❤️
Good morning! 🌞
My powderfuff is *exploding* with flowers. 😊
My powderfuff is *exploding* with flowers. 😊
November 15, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Good morning! 🌞
My powderfuff is *exploding* with flowers. 😊
My powderfuff is *exploding* with flowers. 😊
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Good evening.
My exalted mum n dad took me to dinner, where I had some unbelievable prosciutto.
Sent them home with pie.
Mum just called, to say, mouth full, “OMG” about the pie. 😊
Seriously though, LOOK at that prosciutto!
My exalted mum n dad took me to dinner, where I had some unbelievable prosciutto.
Sent them home with pie.
Mum just called, to say, mouth full, “OMG” about the pie. 😊
Seriously though, LOOK at that prosciutto!
November 13, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Good evening.
My exalted mum n dad took me to dinner, where I had some unbelievable prosciutto.
Sent them home with pie.
Mum just called, to say, mouth full, “OMG” about the pie. 😊
Seriously though, LOOK at that prosciutto!
My exalted mum n dad took me to dinner, where I had some unbelievable prosciutto.
Sent them home with pie.
Mum just called, to say, mouth full, “OMG” about the pie. 😊
Seriously though, LOOK at that prosciutto!
Good afternoon.
I just made the most beautiful Pumpkin pie. Homemade pumpkin purée, Marie calendar’s crust.
I’m so proud! 🥹 😭
I just made the most beautiful Pumpkin pie. Homemade pumpkin purée, Marie calendar’s crust.
I’m so proud! 🥹 😭
November 13, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Good afternoon.
I just made the most beautiful Pumpkin pie. Homemade pumpkin purée, Marie calendar’s crust.
I’m so proud! 🥹 😭
I just made the most beautiful Pumpkin pie. Homemade pumpkin purée, Marie calendar’s crust.
I’m so proud! 🥹 😭
Good morning, friends in Florida.
Prepare accordingly.
Prepare accordingly.
November 10, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Good morning, friends in Florida.
Prepare accordingly.
Prepare accordingly.
Hi! 👋🏼
Marked reduction in panic attacks from staying off social media, but as a person who doesn’t socialize much I miss you guys a lot. A lot a lot.
Anyway, here’s the payoff of planting so many hummingbird feeder plants.
They’re now here every day. They really love the fire bush.
Marked reduction in panic attacks from staying off social media, but as a person who doesn’t socialize much I miss you guys a lot. A lot a lot.
Anyway, here’s the payoff of planting so many hummingbird feeder plants.
They’re now here every day. They really love the fire bush.
October 29, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Hi! 👋🏼
Marked reduction in panic attacks from staying off social media, but as a person who doesn’t socialize much I miss you guys a lot. A lot a lot.
Anyway, here’s the payoff of planting so many hummingbird feeder plants.
They’re now here every day. They really love the fire bush.
Marked reduction in panic attacks from staying off social media, but as a person who doesn’t socialize much I miss you guys a lot. A lot a lot.
Anyway, here’s the payoff of planting so many hummingbird feeder plants.
They’re now here every day. They really love the fire bush.
I’m in hunker down/gird yer loins mode.
Politically, I’m up to far more shenanigans irl than online. I’m having fewer panic attacks by limiting my time here, sadly.
And while I do enjoy yelling at some dipshit online for being a republikkkan, I’m personally better off this way.
& I miss you, too.
Politically, I’m up to far more shenanigans irl than online. I’m having fewer panic attacks by limiting my time here, sadly.
And while I do enjoy yelling at some dipshit online for being a republikkkan, I’m personally better off this way.
& I miss you, too.
October 16, 2025 at 10:27 PM
I’m in hunker down/gird yer loins mode.
Politically, I’m up to far more shenanigans irl than online. I’m having fewer panic attacks by limiting my time here, sadly.
And while I do enjoy yelling at some dipshit online for being a republikkkan, I’m personally better off this way.
& I miss you, too.
Politically, I’m up to far more shenanigans irl than online. I’m having fewer panic attacks by limiting my time here, sadly.
And while I do enjoy yelling at some dipshit online for being a republikkkan, I’m personally better off this way.
& I miss you, too.
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October 15, 2025 at 9:07 PM