theevilwriter.bsky.social
@theevilwriter.bsky.social
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Introverts don’t recharge with sleep, we recharge by being left completely alone for 3–5 business days
September 1, 2025 at 6:14 PM
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rolling up to the Olive Garden like
July 23, 2025 at 11:51 AM
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My wonderful family got me one of the birdfeeders-with-a-camera for my birthday last month and I finally set it up. I like it! But didn’t quite realize I was getting in the business of weirdly threatening bird notifications.
July 11, 2025 at 5:36 PM
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Interviewer: and how do you explain this gap in your resume?

Me: (trying to explain my time trapped in the faerie realms but a geas prevents me from speaking of it, so I'm forced to just spout gibberish instead) I was growth-hacking my personal brand to leverage my core competencies
July 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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I'm going to start saying "art of the deal" every time I do something really stupid and then start backtracking
April 9, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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No, your cat doesn't want to kill you, but simply as an intellectual exercise, she's figured out how she'd do it.
December 29, 2024 at 10:07 PM
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Three weeks ago, I set a goal to draft 35k of my new wip by Jan 1. I'm currently at 28k and wondering why the hell I did this to myself 😅
December 30, 2024 at 4:25 PM
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A 57,000 square foot Temu warehouse in China went up in flames today.

The total loss of inventory has been estimated to be as high as $56.19 USD.
December 30, 2024 at 4:19 AM
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Oh, look. A festive card and a picture of children I don't know in my mailbox. The magical time of year.
December 15, 2024 at 5:48 PM
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For many of my author friends. The typo makes it even funnier.
December 14, 2024 at 9:19 PM
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#FoxOfTheDay 🦊

A Red Fox on a cold morning couldn't get enough of having fun rolling around on frosty grass. It was walking slowly across the grass when it suddenly got the zoomies! 😍

🎦 Credit: @kevinlohman.bsky.social

#WildlifePhotography #Wildlife #Nature #Foxes
December 14, 2024 at 9:46 PM
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A baby's laughter can be the most beautiful sound you will ever hear.

Unless it's 3am.
And you're home alone.
And you don't have a baby.
December 15, 2024 at 2:31 AM
It was funny when killer whales were sinking yachts, but now they're attacking big gentle whale sharks, and that's not at all cool😠
December 14, 2024 at 3:29 AM
Oh no, that was a load bearing can of air freshener
December 14, 2024 at 3:21 AM
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Googling Stuff: Then v Now.
December 11, 2024 at 5:15 PM
::waves::

I'm new here
November 15, 2024 at 3:41 AM