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My nervous system is really living up to its name’s full potential lately

It’s important to know that a lot of productive activity is happening in person and offline, too.

Not all of it can be broadcast online, but we’ve had hundreds of people showing up to our trainings, mobilizations, and more.

Keep going. Tyranny is eroded by a sea of small acts. Everything matters.

This comments section is the first time I've felt even a shred of hope in eight days.

We're finally dismantling the federal government! Sure hope it doesn't serve essential functions that I've taken for granted my whole life

but at least the price of eggs is at an all-time low, am I right

I think it’s important right now that everyone remember, no matter the circumstances, it is imperative to continue to shake ass.

If you paid any attention AT ALL in history class, you should be very worried right now.

I have a note from my doctor that says everyone has to be nice to me

Ever since somebody said million dollar baby was pimp juice for white people I can’t unhear it

When you play the song so much in one week that now it doesn’t punch you in the gut every time you hear it and you have to start searching for a new song to hurt you

I hope all of you MAHA granola dimwits enjoy the famine that is coming in this country because you all wanted red dye out of cereal. Great job gang.

Done with Target. Done with Walmart, Amazon and Whole Foods. Farmers markets are still open. Small local markets are available. Money talks. Money is all these dick weasels care about.

We are gonna watch @pbsnews.bsky.social , limit screen time. Then make some tea, read a book, take a walk, organize in your community and learn a new skill. That’s what we are gonna do.

Libraries & librarians have never been more important. If we care about the future, we must make sure every school, every community, every child has access to a library & a librarian. And we have to give them all our support, so they can do their vital work, which benefits us ALL! #SaveLibraries

I wish I was dumb enough to feel ok right now.