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Ben Hewerdine
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I am the greatest songwriter
It’s all fun and games buying the funnest colour option of an item of clothing, until you only have fun colours and you look a big clown man.
November 30, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
October 8, 2025 at 10:29 AM
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Do it.

Search your name.

Take their money.

It’s yours anyway.
Just a reminder to check for your name in this list of books that OpenAI trained from. If your name is there, they probably owe you several thousand dollars.

OpenAI cried that if everyone eligible author files, the company will go bankrupt, so I'm alerting every author I have ever spoken to.
Search LibGen, the Pirated-Books Database That Meta Used to Train AI
Millions of books and scientific papers are captured in the collection’s current iteration.
www.theatlantic.com
September 6, 2025 at 8:21 PM
“I like “political candidate” he gets things done…” but my friend the things he gets done are bad things.
September 5, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Yeah you might be scary with your fascist ideals but you won’t be so big when I do my funny remark
August 31, 2025 at 7:35 PM
I can’t wait to see the new Chubby Checker biopic, I heard there’s a massive twist.
August 18, 2025 at 8:53 PM
The sclunko drama reaching its peak when young foolish left his stream on live during a self swatting is officially going to be the last straw for the screen hop community. May splinto rest in hoodgelandia.
July 3, 2025 at 1:30 PM
You can’t improve disability benefits by cutting funding to it.
July 1, 2025 at 1:05 PM
Here’s some home recorded tracks if anyone here loves beautiful music
3 Songs, by Ben Hewerdine
3 track album
benhewerdine.bandcamp.com
June 28, 2025 at 2:52 PM
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i saw yoda fall off a bar stool and when he hit the floor a box of good & plenty candy under his robes went scattering everywhere. he was crawling around trying to pick it all up and the bouncer was yelling at him thinking it was drugs but stopped once he realized. everyone just kinda watched
March 1, 2025 at 7:13 AM
Normalise bad posts
February 16, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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surf rock is only going to become more relevant as sea levels rise
November 21, 2024 at 3:15 PM
I’m a soothsayer of stupidity
August 18, 2023 at 3:32 PM
Eventually Disney will create a.i films which humans won’t watch. But a.i. will. This is the goal. Not a.i creators but a.i consumers… or something…
August 10, 2023 at 11:50 AM
When people compare me to other songwriters it’s like, “Hey you remind me of Crowdfish, they’re great, they’re the only band to have a negative amount of fans, sadly though the lead singer drowned in his own tears while trying to play a watermelon as an instrument”
July 10, 2023 at 10:45 AM
Someone make an app to summarise all these apps and call it “the id”
July 7, 2023 at 10:17 AM