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Emily S. Whitten, Esq. ✨🐹✨
@theemilyesse.bsky.social
Award-winning co-creator of The Underfoot graphic novel series (Oni-Lion Forge). Pop culture journalist. Panel host. Con organizer. Lawyer. "Like a hummingbird."
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Just in from DC Bar - labor attorney Diane Seltzer defeats securities attorney Brad Bondi in a closely watched race with record turnout.
June 9, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Props (if this is the reason) to whoever decided that Neagley’s name in the Reacher TV series should be pronounced “Nee-lee” instead of “Nay-glee” as in the books, in order to have this running, punning joke:

Reacher: “I ever tell you you’re smart, Nee-lee?”

Neagley: “Not nee-lee enough.”

😂🤣😂
March 23, 2025 at 6:07 PM
March 6, 2025 at 4:56 AM
The anthology with my new story is fully funded, yay! Did you miss your opportunity to back it? Here’s your last chance to order a copy!
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January 26, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Comfort hamster. 💕
January 22, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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On the one hand, *incoherent screaming* but on the other hand *incoherent screaming*.
January 21, 2025 at 7:41 PM
In positive news, I read two books yesterday that I had received for free AND enjoyed them for the most part BUT don’t need to keep them, so will pass them on. Reading and decluttering, both!
January 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Just followed a bunch of Snarkers over here (thanks, @elwhite.bsky.social!) so hi!
January 20, 2025 at 2:55 PM
2 days left to support this anthology on Kickstarter! I’ve got a new story that will be included in it. Only $634 needed to reach the stretch goal and get a hardcover edition! Please check it out!

www.kickstarter.com/projects/wil...
Tales of Monster Love
Hearts of the Abyss is a new anthology of thrilling tales filled with romance, adventure, and monsters.
www.kickstarter.com
January 17, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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RIP, David Lynch. Truly one of the great weirdoes in film and television history.
January 16, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Hi friends! I have a new supernatural romance short story coming out in this upcoming anthology, and would love for folks to support the project and read the story! Here is the Kickstarter campaign. 1 week left to support! 😊

Tales of Monster Love
www.kickstarter.com/projects/wil...
Tales of Monster Love
Hearts of the Abyss is a new anthology of thrilling tales filled with romance, adventure, and monsters.
www.kickstarter.com
January 13, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Thank you for making me realize that I needed to have this at the ready
December 20, 2024 at 2:00 AM
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Current position on the Chidi Anagonye Anxiety Brain Scale:

"The Sound that a Fork Makes in the Garbage Disposal"
December 20, 2024 at 12:25 AM
I mean the Supernatural pilot is one of the best of all time, and that’s a truth that should be universally acknowledged. 💗
December 14, 2024 at 1:39 AM
Anyone in NH in the mood to rescue some pet / fancy mice? They do well in pairs! Many to rescue here…!

nhspca.org/mice_surrend...
Nearly 300 mice surrendered with more on the way - NHSPCA
Stratham, NH — On November 13, 2024, the New Hampshire SPCA took in more than 300 mice that were surrendered...
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December 13, 2024 at 10:02 PM
The horrors. 😱
I got a Peanuts advent calendar with a little figurine for each day and so far the paint jobs have been… alarming. I think this is supposed to be Rerun but it looks like the ghost of Alfalfa from Little Rascals.
December 11, 2024 at 5:46 AM
There have been men like Mister Rogers and Marshall Rosenberg in this world. That gives me comfort.
podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/n...
Nonviolent Communication - Marshall Rosenberg's NVC Training
Society & Culture Podcast · 6 Seasons
podcasts.apple.com
November 25, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Friends this is not an ad this is just me enjoying my new seasonal t-shirt haul from TeeTurtle. I am so excited to wear them! 😁
November 24, 2024 at 8:26 PM
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Here are some nice mushrooms
November 23, 2024 at 2:42 PM
Sam Axe is the best iteration of Bruce Campbell, prove me wrong.
November 24, 2024 at 1:07 AM
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A selection of Ursula’s VERY SASSY responses to Rona Jaffe’s PERFECTLY REASONABLE questions about her life from a Radcliffe alumna questionnaire ca. 1980 (never submitted, sadly). Thanks to Julie Phillips for this gem.
December 6, 2023 at 9:53 PM