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April 14, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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hausofdecline.bsky.social
A woman asks her friend "Hey Shirley, whatcha up to?" Shirley replies "meeting a polycule I matched with on one of the freak apps." A rumbling is heard in this distance as well as a faint "na na na na na". The first woman look nervous. She turns around to reveal the polycule is a massive katamari of human bodies. The music in the background boom NA NAAAA NA NA NA NA NA NA NA KATAMARI DAMACY." One of the polycule members points to his mask and says to Shirley "uh... you're not wearing a mask. You said you were COVID conscious."
April 15, 2025 at 1:23 PM
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 11,1945
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER NANCY-DO YOU STILL CALL SLUGGO "FUDGEY WUDGEY" OH, DEAR... WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT ? YOU SHOULDN'T LEAVE YOUR DIARY LYING AROUND ABBA DABBA ZINGA BIX W-WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT?? YOU SHOULDN'T LEAVE YOUR BOOK OF LODGE SECRETS LYING AROUND EITHER
April 11, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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She's so silly
April 12, 2025 at 3:39 PM
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There are MANY things wrong about the claim that healthy people can't die from infectious disease (they totally can) but a glaring issue everyone is ignoring: every person who has had COVID (even once) has a weaker immune system now & will have a harder time fighting off a cold, let alone measles.
drhigginsmd.bsky.social David Higgins @drhigginsmd.bsky.social · Apr 11
The U.S. Secretary of Health and Human Services has repeatedly claimed: “If you’re healthy, it’s almost impossible to die from an infectious disease in modern times.”

That is dangerously false.

www.medscape.com/viewarticle/...
Experts Push Back on RFK Jr’s Infection Comments
The new Secretary of Health and Human Services has made claims about measles and other communicable diseases that could lead to sickness, and even death, his critics claim.
www.medscape.com
April 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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The Best Of Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller April 27,1949
NANCY By Ernie Bushmiller OH, NANCY --- WILL YA THROW МЕ МУ WATER PISTOL ( NANCY THREW SLUGGO’S WATER PISTOL OUT THE WINDOW, UNFORTUNATELY SHE THREW IT TO HIGH. AND THE WATER PISTOL LANDED INTO THE STREET, RIGHT IN THE PATH OF A STEAMROLLER, THE STEAMROLLER RAN OVER THE WATER PISTOL BEFORE SLUGGO COULD GET IT OUT OF THE STREET, AND WHEN SLUGGO DID RETRIEVE THE WATER PISTOL IT WAS FLATTENED LIKE A PANCAKE)
April 12, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 7 1945
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER Let There Be Light! HEY- I TOPD YOU NOT TO READ IN A POOR LIGHT... YOU OUGHTA BE SPANKED! HUH. I TRY TO SAVE HIS ELECTRIC BILL AND THAT'S THE THANKS I GET
April 7, 2025 at 1:58 PM
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A photo from the day Uni became a part of our family
The owner holds a small black and white kitten with white paws.
April 7, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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mhuyo.bsky.social
I like playing videogames with my friends a bit too much
April 6, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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unicouniuni3.bsky.social
Uni is shaped like an onigiri. Unigiri! :3
A black and white cat with a large round face sits upright on the floor, resembling the shape of an onigiri.
April 6, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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useless.pet
*stares at you* i know what you are
image of two girls with text overlaid saying "just 3 lesbians staring at each other"
March 30, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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nancycomics.bsky.social
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
March 30,1949
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER SUPPER'S READY WHAT'S ON THE MENU TONIGHT SPAGHETTI WOULD YOU BRING IT OUT TO ME O.K. I'LL EAT IT HERE
March 30, 2025 at 8:42 PM
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🌷🌼🌷
March 27, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
March 27,1945
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER AREN'T YOU GOING TO SCHOOL TODAY? NO - - - I’M AFRAID TO GO IN WHY? YESTERDAY I PICKED D' TEACHER A BUNCH OF EARLY SPRING FLOWERS WELL. WHAT'S WRONG WITH EARLY SPRING FLOWERS? EARLY SPRING BEE WAS IN THEM
March 27, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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A news executive says "Ms. Decline! Your comics have become so well-known, we'd like to interview you for TV news!" Alex Haus of Decline says "Great! can you please use this phrase for my chyron?" and hands him a card. He winces at it and says "uh... are you sure?" Alex, with a threatening smile says "if you don't, I'll sue you for discrimination." Alex appears on the news all dolled up. The Chyron under her reads "Alex Haus of Decline: Clocky, but Hot?"
March 27, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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An epic battle between a heroine and a powerful goddess is happening. The battle now lasts for 3 days nonstop, until the goddess manages to get a grab of the woman warrior with her tentacles: "Foolish heroine! I, The Goddess of Darkness, will suffocate you to death!!!" Said the dark deity, triumphantly. "Any last wor--" but before she could finish her sentence, the heroine had a quite unusual response to being squeezed by the deity's tentacles... "Aahnn harder!" Uttered the mortal woman, unprompted. The two women looked at each other with a great mix of confusion and awkwardness, but also a barrier might've been broken... Years passes and the two enemies are now married and with a demigod daughter. The woman warrior, snuggling with the former evil goddess, then reveals to the young woman: "And that's how I met your mom, sweetie!", to an awkward "Oh." as response. And they lived happily ever after.
March 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
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A set of jangling keys will return in "AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY"
A set of jangling keys logo for Marvel Studios: Avengers Doomsday
March 26, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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March 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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poorlycatdraw.bsky.social
i think about this often
a kitty says: “you're so portuguese” to another kitty, which responds with “MIAU” - this is a reference to a Markiplier video where he says a kitty is portuguese
March 25, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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nancycomics.bsky.social
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
March 26,1945
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER I THINK.I'LL TAKE ALL MY DOLLS TO BED WITH ME TONIGHT ZZZZZZZ HELP! HELP! ( NANCY IS DREAMING, NANCY AND HER DOLLS ARE PACKED IN THE BED, LIKE A TIN OF SARDINES) LABEL ON TIN-SARDINES
March 26, 2025 at 11:29 AM
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Polar Opposites #theowlhouse #toh
March 26, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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March 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
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A "heavy" premonition
March 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM