The Dude Morpheus
@thedudemorpheus.bsky.social
Back for a bit of relaxed FPL and boxing/Muay Thai/MMA chat with some good folks from my echo chamber 😉
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GW3 🔒
🧢 🇪🇬👑
🗜️ 😈 Bruno
♻️1FT
🥶 🤕 Palmer ➡️ 🔵115🦌 Reindeer
OR 🌎 2.7M
Wildcard in either GW4, or somewhere between GW6-8
Best of luck all!
🧢 🇪🇬👑
🗜️ 😈 Bruno
♻️1FT
🥶 🤕 Palmer ➡️ 🔵115🦌 Reindeer
OR 🌎 2.7M
Wildcard in either GW4, or somewhere between GW6-8
Best of luck all!
August 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
GW3 🔒
🧢 🇪🇬👑
🗜️ 😈 Bruno
♻️1FT
🥶 🤕 Palmer ➡️ 🔵115🦌 Reindeer
OR 🌎 2.7M
Wildcard in either GW4, or somewhere between GW6-8
Best of luck all!
🧢 🇪🇬👑
🗜️ 😈 Bruno
♻️1FT
🥶 🤕 Palmer ➡️ 🔵115🦌 Reindeer
OR 🌎 2.7M
Wildcard in either GW4, or somewhere between GW6-8
Best of luck all!
This is the Bus team - probably wildcarding in GW4 or GW7. If anyone has any clue what to do then let me know please.
August 29, 2025 at 9:23 AM
This is the Bus team - probably wildcarding in GW4 or GW7. If anyone has any clue what to do then let me know please.
Can't stand Helwani but oh my goodness do I hate Andrew Tate with a passion
Annually wins MMA journalist of the year and the best he can muster up for this guy is "controversial kickboxer."
August 27, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Can't stand Helwani but oh my goodness do I hate Andrew Tate with a passion
💯
it's so wild that Manchester United played a league two side in the cup and still played a 3421 with a dedicated DM, stay at home CBs and defensive WBs because there is no other system they are allowed to play
August 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
💯
Onana gets his hand to the ball about 5 times and saves...1 penalty
August 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Onana gets his hand to the ball about 5 times and saves...1 penalty
"The system is fine"
Mate if you're here for a pay cheque just say so...
Mate if you're here for a pay cheque just say so...
Some managers play chess. Some managers play checkers. Some managers play the fold-out tactics board during a biblical rainstorm whilst trailing a League Two team
August 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
"The system is fine"
Mate if you're here for a pay cheque just say so...
Mate if you're here for a pay cheque just say so...
GW2 Review: Free 💩 🍟 Disaster
GWR🌍4.4M
OR🌐🔻2.7M
GWPts 🧮 53
TotPts 💻 114
🧢 🤖🔵115 💩
😈Yoro🅰️
🍒Petrovic🚫Semenyo🅰️
🔫Saliba🚫Saka ⚽Gyok⚽⚽
+12 points from FH vs normal team, which isn't greatl
Also lost 11 points from Bruno's pen miss. Terrible stuff.
GWR🌍4.4M
OR🌐🔻2.7M
GWPts 🧮 53
TotPts 💻 114
🧢 🤖🔵115 💩
😈Yoro🅰️
🍒Petrovic🚫Semenyo🅰️
🔫Saliba🚫Saka ⚽Gyok⚽⚽
+12 points from FH vs normal team, which isn't greatl
Also lost 11 points from Bruno's pen miss. Terrible stuff.
August 27, 2025 at 1:25 PM
GW2 Review: Free 💩 🍟 Disaster
GWR🌍4.4M
OR🌐🔻2.7M
GWPts 🧮 53
TotPts 💻 114
🧢 🤖🔵115 💩
😈Yoro🅰️
🍒Petrovic🚫Semenyo🅰️
🔫Saliba🚫Saka ⚽Gyok⚽⚽
+12 points from FH vs normal team, which isn't greatl
Also lost 11 points from Bruno's pen miss. Terrible stuff.
GWR🌍4.4M
OR🌐🔻2.7M
GWPts 🧮 53
TotPts 💻 114
🧢 🤖🔵115 💩
😈Yoro🅰️
🍒Petrovic🚫Semenyo🅰️
🔫Saliba🚫Saka ⚽Gyok⚽⚽
+12 points from FH vs normal team, which isn't greatl
Also lost 11 points from Bruno's pen miss. Terrible stuff.
Vodka lemonade to quench the thirst and quell the pain.
Handy 😄
Handy 😄
August 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Vodka lemonade to quench the thirst and quell the pain.
Handy 😄
Handy 😄
So glad I free hit...and took João Pedro OUT 🤦🏽♂️
August 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM
So glad I free hit...and took João Pedro OUT 🤦🏽♂️
GW2 🔒
🍟 Free Hit
🧢 🤖 🔵💰115 Haaland
🗜️ 🔫 Saka
OR 🌎 3.4M
3X ARS🔫Vs lee ◻️
3X MCI 🔵💰 115 Vs tot 🐔
3X BOU🍒 Vs wol🐺
2X mun😈 Vs FUL⚪
Best of luck all!
🍟 Free Hit
🧢 🤖 🔵💰115 Haaland
🗜️ 🔫 Saka
OR 🌎 3.4M
3X ARS🔫Vs lee ◻️
3X MCI 🔵💰 115 Vs tot 🐔
3X BOU🍒 Vs wol🐺
2X mun😈 Vs FUL⚪
Best of luck all!
August 22, 2025 at 2:22 PM
GW2 🔒
🍟 Free Hit
🧢 🤖 🔵💰115 Haaland
🗜️ 🔫 Saka
OR 🌎 3.4M
3X ARS🔫Vs lee ◻️
3X MCI 🔵💰 115 Vs tot 🐔
3X BOU🍒 Vs wol🐺
2X mun😈 Vs FUL⚪
Best of luck all!
🍟 Free Hit
🧢 🤖 🔵💰115 Haaland
🗜️ 🔫 Saka
OR 🌎 3.4M
3X ARS🔫Vs lee ◻️
3X MCI 🔵💰 115 Vs tot 🐔
3X BOU🍒 Vs wol🐺
2X mun😈 Vs FUL⚪
Best of luck all!
GW1 Review: Spurs, Salah and a solid benchod boost
GWR 🌍 3.4M
OR🌐 3.4M
GWPts 🧮 61
TotPts 💻 61
🧢 🇪🇬👑⚽
🐔VdVen🚫
🐔 Kudus 🅰️🅰️
⚪ Perri 🚫
🍟 Benchod Boost 12 points - more than I've ever scored!
Plenty to think about but so happy the season started!
GWR 🌍 3.4M
OR🌐 3.4M
GWPts 🧮 61
TotPts 💻 61
🧢 🇪🇬👑⚽
🐔VdVen🚫
🐔 Kudus 🅰️🅰️
⚪ Perri 🚫
🍟 Benchod Boost 12 points - more than I've ever scored!
Plenty to think about but so happy the season started!
August 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
GW1 Review: Spurs, Salah and a solid benchod boost
GWR 🌍 3.4M
OR🌐 3.4M
GWPts 🧮 61
TotPts 💻 61
🧢 🇪🇬👑⚽
🐔VdVen🚫
🐔 Kudus 🅰️🅰️
⚪ Perri 🚫
🍟 Benchod Boost 12 points - more than I've ever scored!
Plenty to think about but so happy the season started!
GWR 🌍 3.4M
OR🌐 3.4M
GWPts 🧮 61
TotPts 💻 61
🧢 🇪🇬👑⚽
🐔VdVen🚫
🐔 Kudus 🅰️🅰️
⚪ Perri 🚫
🍟 Benchod Boost 12 points - more than I've ever scored!
Plenty to think about but so happy the season started!
And terrible humans...apart from MMA fighters. Which is frustrating.
My Muay Thai training hasn't made me overconfident in the sense that I think I can beat wild animals. Mostly just made me feel like could beat the shit out of most Horror movie icons.
August 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
And terrible humans...apart from MMA fighters. Which is frustrating.
Guess who's back for Season 9?
GW1 benchod boost 🍟 🔒
🧢 🇪🇬👑
OR 🌎: 1
LFG and good luck all!
GW1 benchod boost 🍟 🔒
🧢 🇪🇬👑
OR 🌎: 1
LFG and good luck all!
August 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Guess who's back for Season 9?
GW1 benchod boost 🍟 🔒
🧢 🇪🇬👑
OR 🌎: 1
LFG and good luck all!
GW1 benchod boost 🍟 🔒
🧢 🇪🇬👑
OR 🌎: 1
LFG and good luck all!
4 X MUN
4 X LIV
3 X EVE
1 X MCI, WHU, CHE, FUL
Bench boost played.
All sorted.
Now to to put the feet up until August and pretend Arsenal have a terrible defence and that Everton will start the season well...
4 X LIV
3 X EVE
1 X MCI, WHU, CHE, FUL
Bench boost played.
All sorted.
Now to to put the feet up until August and pretend Arsenal have a terrible defence and that Everton will start the season well...
July 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
4 X MUN
4 X LIV
3 X EVE
1 X MCI, WHU, CHE, FUL
Bench boost played.
All sorted.
Now to to put the feet up until August and pretend Arsenal have a terrible defence and that Everton will start the season well...
4 X LIV
3 X EVE
1 X MCI, WHU, CHE, FUL
Bench boost played.
All sorted.
Now to to put the feet up until August and pretend Arsenal have a terrible defence and that Everton will start the season well...
FPL launches later today/this week.
Until then here's 30 seconds of 40+ year old me trying to be fast and funny...and failing at both 😜
Have a great week everyone!
🦵🏽🥊💪🏽👊🏽
Until then here's 30 seconds of 40+ year old me trying to be fast and funny...and failing at both 😜
Have a great week everyone!
🦵🏽🥊💪🏽👊🏽
July 21, 2025 at 8:35 AM
FPL launches later today/this week.
Until then here's 30 seconds of 40+ year old me trying to be fast and funny...and failing at both 😜
Have a great week everyone!
🦵🏽🥊💪🏽👊🏽
Until then here's 30 seconds of 40+ year old me trying to be fast and funny...and failing at both 😜
Have a great week everyone!
🦵🏽🥊💪🏽👊🏽
If you see this, quote a time travel movie that's not Back To The Future.
July 16, 2025 at 2:12 PM
If you see this, quote a time travel movie that's not Back To The Future.
I remember him celebrating a last minute Bruno missed penalty in front of the crowd a few seasons back.
Hopefully Forest beat Chelsea and Villa have to blame this 🤡 for their missed opportunity.
Hopefully Forest beat Chelsea and Villa have to blame this 🤡 for their missed opportunity.
Emiliano Martinez has been shown a red card at Old Trafford just before half-time.
The Argentinian bodychecks Rasmus Hojlund and is duly given his marching orders.
How Aston Villa might live to regret that, with Champions League qualification at stake...
The Argentinian bodychecks Rasmus Hojlund and is duly given his marching orders.
How Aston Villa might live to regret that, with Champions League qualification at stake...
May 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
I remember him celebrating a last minute Bruno missed penalty in front of the crowd a few seasons back.
Hopefully Forest beat Chelsea and Villa have to blame this 🤡 for their missed opportunity.
Hopefully Forest beat Chelsea and Villa have to blame this 🤡 for their missed opportunity.
Congratulations to Spurs @planetfplpod.bsky.social @fplchancer.bsky.social
May 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Congratulations to Spurs @planetfplpod.bsky.social @fplchancer.bsky.social
Turned off.
Wife wants to watch You on Netflix.
It's like Gossip Girl, but with murder.
5 seasons in. I'm invested.
Wife wants to watch You on Netflix.
It's like Gossip Girl, but with murder.
5 seasons in. I'm invested.
May 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Turned off.
Wife wants to watch You on Netflix.
It's like Gossip Girl, but with murder.
5 seasons in. I'm invested.
Wife wants to watch You on Netflix.
It's like Gossip Girl, but with murder.
5 seasons in. I'm invested.
Forgot how genuinely enjoyable Ally McCoist is on commentary.
Really fun to listen to.
Really fun to listen to.
May 21, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Forgot how genuinely enjoyable Ally McCoist is on commentary.
Really fun to listen to.
Really fun to listen to.
Son will score a second before United get an equaliser.
May 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Son will score a second before United get an equaliser.
United hopeless.
Spurs have this in the bag.
Spurs have this in the bag.
May 21, 2025 at 8:30 PM
United hopeless.
Spurs have this in the bag.
Spurs have this in the bag.
Best I've felt in 2025...so far 😉. 🥊💪🏽👊🏽🦵🏽
YouTube video by TheDude Morpheus
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March 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM