The Dude Morpheus
thedudemorpheus.bsky.social
The Dude Morpheus
@thedudemorpheus.bsky.social
Back for a bit of relaxed FPL and boxing/Muay Thai/MMA chat with some good folks from my echo chamber 😉

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GW3 🔒
🧢 🇪🇬👑
🗜️ 😈 Bruno

♻️1FT

🥶 🤕 Palmer ➡️ 🔵115🦌 Reindeer

OR 🌎 2.7M

Wildcard in either GW4, or somewhere between GW6-8

Best of luck all!
August 29, 2025 at 11:13 PM
This is the Bus team - probably wildcarding in GW4 or GW7. If anyone has any clue what to do then let me know please.
August 29, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Can't stand Helwani but oh my goodness do I hate Andrew Tate with a passion
Annually wins MMA journalist of the year and the best he can muster up for this guy is "controversial kickboxer."
August 27, 2025 at 11:33 PM
💯
it's so wild that Manchester United played a league two side in the cup and still played a 3421 with a dedicated DM, stay at home CBs and defensive WBs because there is no other system they are allowed to play
August 27, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Onana gets his hand to the ball about 5 times and saves...1 penalty
August 27, 2025 at 9:11 PM
"The system is fine"

Mate if you're here for a pay cheque just say so...
Some managers play chess. Some managers play checkers. Some managers play the fold-out tactics board during a biblical rainstorm whilst trailing a League Two team
August 27, 2025 at 9:00 PM
GW2 Review: Free 💩 🍟 Disaster
GWR🌍4.4M
OR🌐🔻2.7M
GWPts 🧮 53
TotPts 💻 114

🧢 🤖🔵115 💩
😈Yoro🅰️
🍒Petrovic🚫Semenyo🅰️
🔫Saliba🚫Saka ⚽Gyok⚽⚽

+12 points from FH vs normal team, which isn't greatl

Also lost 11 points from Bruno's pen miss. Terrible stuff.
August 27, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Vodka lemonade to quench the thirst and quell the pain.

Handy 😄
August 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
So glad I free hit...and took João Pedro OUT 🤦🏽‍♂️
August 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM
GW2 🔒
🍟 Free Hit
🧢 🤖 🔵💰115 Haaland
🗜️ 🔫 Saka

OR 🌎 3.4M

3X ARS🔫Vs lee ◻️
3X MCI 🔵💰 115 Vs tot 🐔
3X BOU🍒 Vs wol🐺
2X mun😈 Vs FUL⚪

Best of luck all!
August 22, 2025 at 2:22 PM
GW1 Review: Spurs, Salah and a solid benchod boost

GWR 🌍 3.4M
OR🌐 3.4M
GWPts 🧮 61
TotPts 💻 61

🧢 🇪🇬👑⚽
🐔VdVen🚫
🐔 Kudus 🅰️🅰️
⚪ Perri 🚫

🍟 Benchod Boost 12 points - more than I've ever scored!

Plenty to think about but so happy the season started!
August 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
And terrible humans...apart from MMA fighters. Which is frustrating.
My Muay Thai training hasn't made me overconfident in the sense that I think I can beat wild animals. Mostly just made me feel like could beat the shit out of most Horror movie icons.
August 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Guess who's back for Season 9?

GW1 benchod boost 🍟 🔒

🧢 🇪🇬👑
OR 🌎: 1

LFG and good luck all!
August 15, 2025 at 4:33 PM
4 X MUN
4 X LIV
3 X EVE
1 X MCI, WHU, CHE, FUL

Bench boost played.

All sorted.

Now to to put the feet up until August and pretend Arsenal have a terrible defence and that Everton will start the season well...
July 21, 2025 at 7:40 PM
FPL launches later today/this week.

Until then here's 30 seconds of 40+ year old me trying to be fast and funny...and failing at both 😜

Have a great week everyone!

🦵🏽🥊💪🏽👊🏽
July 21, 2025 at 8:35 AM
If you see this, quote a time travel movie that's not Back To The Future.
July 16, 2025 at 2:12 PM
I remember him celebrating a last minute Bruno missed penalty in front of the crowd a few seasons back.

Hopefully Forest beat Chelsea and Villa have to blame this 🤡 for their missed opportunity.
Emiliano Martinez has been shown a red card at Old Trafford just before half-time.

The Argentinian bodychecks Rasmus Hojlund and is duly given his marching orders.

How Aston Villa might live to regret that, with Champions League qualification at stake...
May 25, 2025 at 3:57 PM
May 21, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Turned off.

Wife wants to watch You on Netflix.

It's like Gossip Girl, but with murder.

5 seasons in. I'm invested.
May 21, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Forgot how genuinely enjoyable Ally McCoist is on commentary.

Really fun to listen to.
May 21, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Son will score a second before United get an equaliser.
May 21, 2025 at 8:33 PM
United hopeless.

Spurs have this in the bag.
May 21, 2025 at 8:30 PM
youtube.com/shorts/2qbbk...

Weather 🌡️ getting warmer and I'm loving it.
Best I've felt in 2025...so far 😉. 🥊💪🏽👊🏽🦵🏽
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March 25, 2025 at 9:39 PM
March 19, 2025 at 5:50 AM