The Dude Morpheus
thedudemorpheus.bsky.social
The Dude Morpheus
@thedudemorpheus.bsky.social
Back for a bit of relaxed FPL and boxing/Muay Thai/MMA chat with some good folks from my echo chamber 😉

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WHAT IN THE NAME OF ODIN IS THIS MADNESS?
September 9, 2025 at 12:59 PM
I’d pay money to see anyone put Tate to sleep tbf.
September 6, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Went with Reindeer 🦌

Keeping it simple in case I need to wildcard or get to Haaland in next couple of weeks
August 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Sarr?
Semenyo?
Barnes/Elanga?
Reindeer?

I've checked bookies odds and the best option seems to be the man that pulls Santa's sled...🦌
August 29, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Any particular reason to go Mount over Sexco?
August 29, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Just the one sadly - but considering Palmer down to Semenyo or Sarr long term for sure.

Appreciate it 👍🏽
August 29, 2025 at 10:05 AM
As someone who also owns Half-Krug I can only hope this swings my way.
August 29, 2025 at 9:22 AM
In 2 games he's looked like doing nothing before getting 2 returns in the 90th minute. Gakpo and Ekiteke have both outscored him...then again it's Mo so 🤷
August 29, 2025 at 9:21 AM
Oh my goodness he's coming back...
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August 29, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Simons could still end up at Arsenal TBF
August 29, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Wait, has Nuno gone already?!
August 29, 2025 at 8:42 AM
3X MUN? Did you see us against Grimsby?

Rest of it looks good though!
August 29, 2025 at 8:41 AM
Sorry to hear this mate, strength to you and your family 🙏
August 29, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Boelyball will amortise the loss over 18 years
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August 28, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Please, no more. Just stick with Reuben Interim until Ineos either turn it round or relegate us.
August 28, 2025 at 11:52 AM
Without arguing the semantics I believe they're intrinsically linked - e.g. Maguire, Antony, Fellaini were not only all bad assets, but they were available for significantly less than we ended up paying 😕
August 28, 2025 at 11:43 AM
Hi Mate, grateful for this as always!

Just FYI - I think the EUR weeks from 30th Sept aren't marked.

Appreciate you Big Man 💙
August 28, 2025 at 9:07 AM
*People under 30 invite curiosity for their ignorance in their expressions of admiration for Andrew Tate, and I will generally try and sway their opinion.

Felt like I needed to add that caveat because there's really no excuse for liking him.
August 28, 2025 at 8:02 AM
He's a literal 🍇ist.

Horrible man and I severely judge anyone over 30 who expresses any admiration for him.
August 28, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Reasonable analogy - but the club can and has been in a position where it has an incompetent coach AND horrific infrastructure.

We will only see marginal improvements until the Glazers stop sucking money out - which is the predominant driver for what we currently are: Manchester United Cash Cow
August 28, 2025 at 7:26 AM