The Donk
@thedonk.bsky.social
Keepin' left, nappin' in the sand under palm trees
Woke = Not a Dick
You can find me here most days: 18.34° N, 64.75° W
Woke = Not a Dick
You can find me here most days: 18.34° N, 64.75° W
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The Donk
@thedonk.bsky.social
· Nov 22
a seamless pattern of blue robots with the word robot on the front of them
ALT: a seamless pattern of blue robots with the word robot on the front of them
media.tenor.com
Noobs: Put SOMETHING in your bio if you wanna play this follow game. Anything will do. You smell like a bot
When you're a Malignant Narcissist with a 73 IQ
BREAKING: White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt just announced the Trump administration will close the Department of Education.
Schools, teachers, and students nationwide are now facing uncertainty like never before.
Schools, teachers, and students nationwide are now facing uncertainty like never before.
November 22, 2025 at 2:07 AM
When you're a Malignant Narcissist with a 73 IQ
Can't. Composing a marriage proposal
Former Finnish PM Sanna Marin put it bluntly: “To end the conflict, Russia must leave Ukrainian territory.”
Just one point. Nothing more to discuss.
Just one point. Nothing more to discuss.
November 21, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Can't. Composing a marriage proposal
Who coulda guessed that the Dept of Sharing War Plans on Signal didn't know how to use GPS coordinates
DOD contractors “mistakenly” landed on a Mexican beach, declared it US property and planted “restricted area” DOD signs, triggering a tense confrontation with armed Mexican forces.
Mexico removed the signs, insisting the area is theirs.
Yet another example of total incompetence.
Mexico removed the signs, insisting the area is theirs.
Yet another example of total incompetence.
Pentagon Pete’s War Goons Accidentally Invade Mexico
U.S. “contractors” planted signs declaring that a Mexican beach was U.S. territory.
www.thedailybeast.com
November 21, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Who coulda guessed that the Dept of Sharing War Plans on Signal didn't know how to use GPS coordinates
My entire life, not once did I imagine the United States government deciding it was being too critical of the swastika
a close up of a man 's face with the words here we are on the bottom
ALT: a close up of a man 's face with the words here we are on the bottom
media.tenor.com
November 21, 2025 at 2:45 PM
My entire life, not once did I imagine the United States government deciding it was being too critical of the swastika
Strange how no one asked MBS why he wasn't wearing a suit
November 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Strange how no one asked MBS why he wasn't wearing a suit
It's because he knows how stupid & gullible his followers are
November 20, 2025 at 5:52 PM
It's because he knows how stupid & gullible his followers are
November 20, 2025 at 5:36 PM
TA DAAAAAA
November 20, 2025 at 5:29 PM
TA DAAAAAA
November 20, 2025 at 5:20 PM
C'mon @altnps.bsky.social, really? Facebook? Do you still have a MySpace account too?
We're all 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 b'cuz we're never going back 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚
We're all 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 b'cuz we're never going back 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚
If you couldn’t make it out to Washington, D.C. today to lobby Congress for the “Remove the Regime” rally, don’t worry, you can still help from home. Check in at the U.S. Capitol in Washington, D.C. on Facebook to boost visibility and show support. Even doing this in your PJs makes a difference!
November 20, 2025 at 4:23 PM
C'mon @altnps.bsky.social, really? Facebook? Do you still have a MySpace account too?
We're all 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 b'cuz we're never going back 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚
We're all 𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 b'cuz we're never going back 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚
TL;DR
To everyone commenting that Bluesky should allow more characters in posts, this is what happens when you allow more characters in posts
To everyone commenting that Bluesky should allow more characters in posts, this is what happens when you allow more characters in posts
November 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
TL;DR
To everyone commenting that Bluesky should allow more characters in posts, this is what happens when you allow more characters in posts
To everyone commenting that Bluesky should allow more characters in posts, this is what happens when you allow more characters in posts
I remember a 4 year stretch of time when the most scandalous thing I heard about the US president was that his dog bit a Secret Service agent
And then it turned out that agent was a total dick
Good times
And then it turned out that agent was a total dick
Good times
November 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I remember a 4 year stretch of time when the most scandalous thing I heard about the US president was that his dog bit a Secret Service agent
And then it turned out that agent was a total dick
Good times
And then it turned out that agent was a total dick
Good times
Welcome to the rebellion
se·di·tion
/səˈdiSHən/
noun
conduct or speech inciting people to rebel against the authority of a state or monarch.
se·di·tion
/səˈdiSHən/
noun
conduct or speech inciting people to rebel against the authority of a state or monarch.
November 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Welcome to the rebellion
se·di·tion
/səˈdiSHən/
noun
conduct or speech inciting people to rebel against the authority of a state or monarch.
se·di·tion
/səˈdiSHən/
noun
conduct or speech inciting people to rebel against the authority of a state or monarch.
The October jobs report is SO bad, they can't even spin it
...like...just...nope
...like...just...nope
November 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The October jobs report is SO bad, they can't even spin it
...like...just...nope
...like...just...nope
I haven't had their hot burnt mud since 1995
Maybe if this lasts long enough, and people are forced to switch to Dutch Bros or some local shop, they'll wake up from the fever-dream that Starfucks is good
Maybe if this lasts long enough, and people are forced to switch to Dutch Bros or some local shop, they'll wake up from the fever-dream that Starfucks is good
Starbucks @sbworkersunited.org baristas are standing up to corporate greed and Starbucks’ unfair labor practices and demanding the fair contract they deserve.
No contract? NO COFFEE!
No contract? NO COFFEE!
November 20, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I haven't had their hot burnt mud since 1995
Maybe if this lasts long enough, and people are forced to switch to Dutch Bros or some local shop, they'll wake up from the fever-dream that Starfucks is good
Maybe if this lasts long enough, and people are forced to switch to Dutch Bros or some local shop, they'll wake up from the fever-dream that Starfucks is good
No one mentioned in particular - have you seen any?
youtube.com/shorts/SpTQp...
youtube.com/shorts/SpTQp...
Indicators of Malignant Narcissism
YouTube video by Dr. Jennifer DerGregorian
youtube.com
November 19, 2025 at 11:40 PM
No one mentioned in particular - have you seen any?
youtube.com/shorts/SpTQp...
youtube.com/shorts/SpTQp...
FYI...I don't give a single shit who's in the files. Anyone named in Epstein's orbit must be immediately buried under the nearest prison
November 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
FYI...I don't give a single shit who's in the files. Anyone named in Epstein's orbit must be immediately buried under the nearest prison
That not a single reporter immediately responded to "Piggy" with "THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY???" is why I never watch or listen to any media outlets
November 19, 2025 at 4:25 PM
That not a single reporter immediately responded to "Piggy" with "THE FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY???" is why I never watch or listen to any media outlets
Can't. Writing my marriage vows
www.tiktok.com/@jasmineforu...
www.tiktok.com/@jasmineforu...
When Michigan is about to elect its first Black Governor 💅🏾 #jasminecrockett #michigan #blackexcellence #beezinthetrap #voting
TikTok video by Jasmine Crockett
www.tiktok.com
November 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Can't. Writing my marriage vows
www.tiktok.com/@jasmineforu...
www.tiktok.com/@jasmineforu...
✔️ Signs bill removing all DEI from government
✔️ Leaves capitol building down wheelchair ramp
✔️ Leaves capitol building down wheelchair ramp
November 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
✔️ Signs bill removing all DEI from government
✔️ Leaves capitol building down wheelchair ramp
✔️ Leaves capitol building down wheelchair ramp
Anyone else think Shitler will post a long incoherent run-on sentence on how he called the reporter "Peggy", because he thought that was her name? ✋
November 18, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Anyone else think Shitler will post a long incoherent run-on sentence on how he called the reporter "Peggy", because he thought that was her name? ✋
If you haven't seen it, you really should see it
www.cnn.com/2025/11/18/u...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/18/u...
Trump snaps at reporter’s Epstein questions: ‘Quiet, piggy’ | CNN
Days before reversing his stance on releasing the Epstein files, President Donald Trump called a reporter “piggy” after she asked about his name being raised in emails sent by convicted sex offender, ...
www.cnn.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:05 PM
If you haven't seen it, you really should see it
www.cnn.com/2025/11/18/u...
www.cnn.com/2025/11/18/u...