The Donk
@thedonk.bsky.social
Keepin' left, nappin' in the sand under palm trees
Woke = Not a Dick
You can find me here most days: 18.34° N, 64.75° W
Woke = Not a Dick
You can find me here most days: 18.34° N, 64.75° W
Strange how no one asked MBS why he wasn't wearing a suit
November 20, 2025 at 7:03 PM
Strange how no one asked MBS why he wasn't wearing a suit
TL;DR
To everyone commenting that Bluesky should allow more characters in posts, this is what happens when you allow more characters in posts
To everyone commenting that Bluesky should allow more characters in posts, this is what happens when you allow more characters in posts
November 20, 2025 at 4:03 PM
TL;DR
To everyone commenting that Bluesky should allow more characters in posts, this is what happens when you allow more characters in posts
To everyone commenting that Bluesky should allow more characters in posts, this is what happens when you allow more characters in posts
Welcome to the rebellion
se·di·tion
/səˈdiSHən/
noun
conduct or speech inciting people to rebel against the authority of a state or monarch.
se·di·tion
/səˈdiSHən/
noun
conduct or speech inciting people to rebel against the authority of a state or monarch.
November 20, 2025 at 3:39 PM
Welcome to the rebellion
se·di·tion
/səˈdiSHən/
noun
conduct or speech inciting people to rebel against the authority of a state or monarch.
se·di·tion
/səˈdiSHən/
noun
conduct or speech inciting people to rebel against the authority of a state or monarch.
The October jobs report is SO bad, they can't even spin it
...like...just...nope
...like...just...nope
November 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
The October jobs report is SO bad, they can't even spin it
...like...just...nope
...like...just...nope
✔️ Signs bill removing all DEI from government
✔️ Leaves capitol building down wheelchair ramp
✔️ Leaves capitol building down wheelchair ramp
November 19, 2025 at 3:25 PM
✔️ Signs bill removing all DEI from government
✔️ Leaves capitol building down wheelchair ramp
✔️ Leaves capitol building down wheelchair ramp
IDK if she's changed (she hasn't), but I do know 2 things -
1) That bin is 32" tall, and
2) According to IMDb, MTG is 63" tall
1) That bin is 32" tall, and
2) According to IMDb, MTG is 63" tall
November 18, 2025 at 1:06 AM
IDK if she's changed (she hasn't), but I do know 2 things -
1) That bin is 32" tall, and
2) According to IMDb, MTG is 63" tall
1) That bin is 32" tall, and
2) According to IMDb, MTG is 63" tall
Covfefe, Bigly, Nambia, Infantroopen, Suhticksix,
November 18, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Covfefe, Bigly, Nambia, Infantroopen, Suhticksix,
The White House flag is on the ground as Shamussolini casually walks by not giving a single shit
November 17, 2025 at 7:13 PM
The White House flag is on the ground as Shamussolini casually walks by not giving a single shit
Don't bother reading; it's the typical incoherent lie-storm we've all come to know and loathe
I just wanted to let you know the the entire top 50%...is one sentence
I just wanted to let you know the the entire top 50%...is one sentence
November 15, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Don't bother reading; it's the typical incoherent lie-storm we've all come to know and loathe
I just wanted to let you know the the entire top 50%...is one sentence
I just wanted to let you know the the entire top 50%...is one sentence
Evander just stopped by to remind you that ears don't grow back
November 15, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Evander just stopped by to remind you that ears don't grow back
As a professional profiler, I can tell you that this account is run by a:
- 24 year old male
- Clinically Obese
- Prescription glasses
- Never had sex (and is really angry about that)
- Plays D&D Every Wed and Sat
- Lives with his mom and step dad
- Drove a 2016 Prius, but just bought a Cybertruck
- 24 year old male
- Clinically Obese
- Prescription glasses
- Never had sex (and is really angry about that)
- Plays D&D Every Wed and Sat
- Lives with his mom and step dad
- Drove a 2016 Prius, but just bought a Cybertruck
November 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
As a professional profiler, I can tell you that this account is run by a:
- 24 year old male
- Clinically Obese
- Prescription glasses
- Never had sex (and is really angry about that)
- Plays D&D Every Wed and Sat
- Lives with his mom and step dad
- Drove a 2016 Prius, but just bought a Cybertruck
- 24 year old male
- Clinically Obese
- Prescription glasses
- Never had sex (and is really angry about that)
- Plays D&D Every Wed and Sat
- Lives with his mom and step dad
- Drove a 2016 Prius, but just bought a Cybertruck
I'm 100% convinced that these are why GenX is healthier than Boomers and Millennials, and you can't change my mind
November 14, 2025 at 9:47 PM
I'm 100% convinced that these are why GenX is healthier than Boomers and Millennials, and you can't change my mind
All-night ketchup-panic at the local Temu shop
May his heart attack be painful and successful
May his heart attack be painful and successful
November 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
All-night ketchup-panic at the local Temu shop
May his heart attack be painful and successful
May his heart attack be painful and successful
Like Nancy Reagan with "Just Say No", Michelle Obama fucked us all back to the Great Depression with her "We Go High" bullshit
November 14, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Like Nancy Reagan with "Just Say No", Michelle Obama fucked us all back to the Great Depression with her "We Go High" bullshit
"I am cold and unforgiving; oftentimes, downright cruel"
- The Find Out
- The Find Out
November 12, 2025 at 7:13 PM
"I am cold and unforgiving; oftentimes, downright cruel"
- The Find Out
- The Find Out
I will never understand why the biggest reveal in this story of waste and abuse isn't that this cross-eyed garden gnome has a girlfriend
November 12, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I will never understand why the biggest reveal in this story of waste and abuse isn't that this cross-eyed garden gnome has a girlfriend
"Don't believe what you see with your own eyes"
- Squeaker Johnson
- Squeaker Johnson
November 12, 2025 at 5:23 PM
"Don't believe what you see with your own eyes"
- Squeaker Johnson
- Squeaker Johnson
One is The People's Temu, the other is Saudi Prince MBS's Palace
November 11, 2025 at 7:35 PM
One is The People's Temu, the other is Saudi Prince MBS's Palace
This is an Associated Press photo, and that is not a shadow
November 9, 2025 at 5:45 PM
This is an Associated Press photo, and that is not a shadow