Dave Brandt
@thedavebrandt.bsky.social
Musician | Introvert | Nerd | Curmudgeon | Real Human Person
I used to, a lot of hair and years ago
November 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I used to, a lot of hair and years ago
Love to have been born in a place that was on Unsolved Mysteries not once but twice
November 24, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Love to have been born in a place that was on Unsolved Mysteries not once but twice
I can only do 21 with a margin of error of 4 years in either direction and I have a strict embargo in place for photos of me as a nerdy teenager, so here's one of me as a marginally less nerdy 25-year-old
November 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I can only do 21 with a margin of error of 4 years in either direction and I have a strict embargo in place for photos of me as a nerdy teenager, so here's one of me as a marginally less nerdy 25-year-old
This is my most recent attempt at drawing a mind horse. Presented without commentary.
April 17, 2025 at 12:56 AM
This is my most recent attempt at drawing a mind horse. Presented without commentary.
Years before I had a beard, I stole his hair. The least I can do is give him some props for trying out my thing.
January 9, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Years before I had a beard, I stole his hair. The least I can do is give him some props for trying out my thing.
Got all gussied up* for New Year's Eve. I call this look The Full Waylon.
(*Put on mostly my normal clothes, got home from dinner at 8:30, fell asleep on the couch by 11:00.)
(*Put on mostly my normal clothes, got home from dinner at 8:30, fell asleep on the couch by 11:00.)
January 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
Got all gussied up* for New Year's Eve. I call this look The Full Waylon.
(*Put on mostly my normal clothes, got home from dinner at 8:30, fell asleep on the couch by 11:00.)
(*Put on mostly my normal clothes, got home from dinner at 8:30, fell asleep on the couch by 11:00.)
We all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you.
December 27, 2024 at 1:22 AM
We all have an emotional support dead famous guy and who he is says a lot about you.
Regret to inform you that ACAB includes Deputy Dawg
October 22, 2024 at 2:12 PM
Regret to inform you that ACAB includes Deputy Dawg
It's so great. This vegan leather couch is so great. I'm so happy we paid so much money for such a great couch.
July 18, 2024 at 12:19 AM
It's so great. This vegan leather couch is so great. I'm so happy we paid so much money for such a great couch.
Apparently at some point in the past I set up a Google alert for the phrase "S&M Muppets" for reasons I no longer remember, and whenever I get one it always turns out to be disappointing.
May 31, 2024 at 5:27 PM
Apparently at some point in the past I set up a Google alert for the phrase "S&M Muppets" for reasons I no longer remember, and whenever I get one it always turns out to be disappointing.
This job posting is the worst thing I've seen on the internet in 72 hours.
April 30, 2024 at 1:35 PM
This job posting is the worst thing I've seen on the internet in 72 hours.
Closest I've got is a bobblehead Jesus and a prayer candle with Waylon Jennings on it
April 24, 2024 at 10:27 PM
Closest I've got is a bobblehead Jesus and a prayer candle with Waylon Jennings on it
In Nashville they just call this a co-writing session.
March 17, 2024 at 4:37 PM
In Nashville they just call this a co-writing session.
AI can generate a picture of a woman with six fingers on each hand drinking a cup of coffee from DUNKEN DONORTS and we're all like "fuck yeah this is awesome," but if I can't decide whether this is a street light or not, the machines lock me out of my account forever.
January 30, 2024 at 1:18 PM
AI can generate a picture of a woman with six fingers on each hand drinking a cup of coffee from DUNKEN DONORTS and we're all like "fuck yeah this is awesome," but if I can't decide whether this is a street light or not, the machines lock me out of my account forever.
My fellow Michiganders, I ask: WTF
December 14, 2023 at 12:50 AM
My fellow Michiganders, I ask: WTF
This sequence of pics saved to my camera roll is actually a really solid representation of who I am as a person
November 9, 2023 at 1:44 AM
This sequence of pics saved to my camera roll is actually a really solid representation of who I am as a person