Dave Brandt
@thedavebrandt.bsky.social
Musician | Introvert | Nerd | Curmudgeon | Real Human Person
Love to have been born in a place that was on Unsolved Mysteries not once but twice
November 24, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Love to have been born in a place that was on Unsolved Mysteries not once but twice
Love it when I get deliveries from The Cost Company through the Instant Cart internet telephone application
October 27, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Love it when I get deliveries from The Cost Company through the Instant Cart internet telephone application
Watching the Jeopardy reruns of Brad Rutter and @kenjennings.bsky.social take on IBM's Watson computer and I'm finding it amazing how big of a deal it was back then compared to what we can do today with AI. It was just like playing against ChatGPT would be if ChatGPT ever got any answers right.
October 22, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Watching the Jeopardy reruns of Brad Rutter and @kenjennings.bsky.social take on IBM's Watson computer and I'm finding it amazing how big of a deal it was back then compared to what we can do today with AI. It was just like playing against ChatGPT would be if ChatGPT ever got any answers right.
Some time ago I created a Google news alert for the phrase "s&m muppets" for reasons I no longer remember but whenever I do get a notification it is always incredibly disappointing
September 26, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Some time ago I created a Google news alert for the phrase "s&m muppets" for reasons I no longer remember but whenever I do get a notification it is always incredibly disappointing
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No 70's cop show ever featured a couple of weed dealing twins whose street name was the doobie brothers & that's just lazy writing.
December 6, 2024 at 3:15 PM
No 70's cop show ever featured a couple of weed dealing twins whose street name was the doobie brothers & that's just lazy writing.
There should be a brand of fireworks called Fingerbangers
July 4, 2025 at 6:52 PM
There should be a brand of fireworks called Fingerbangers
My daily horoscope app is broken and doesn't have anything to show for today or any day after today.
Seems concerning.
Seems concerning.
July 3, 2025 at 12:55 PM
My daily horoscope app is broken and doesn't have anything to show for today or any day after today.
Seems concerning.
Seems concerning.
Oh boy, Fun Oppresive Heat and Humidity Season came early this year
June 21, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Oh boy, Fun Oppresive Heat and Humidity Season came early this year
Just learned Sovereignty is a nepo baby
Every horse running in Kentucky Derby 2025 is a descendant of this racing legend
Secretariat, the 1973 Kentucky Derby winner, went on to sire more than 660 registered foals.
www.courier-journal.com
May 4, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Just learned Sovereignty is a nepo baby
Love those 80+ degree wind advisory/tornado watch/severe thunderstorm with possible hail/frost&freeze advisory days. Just love 'em. Love.
April 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Love those 80+ degree wind advisory/tornado watch/severe thunderstorm with possible hail/frost&freeze advisory days. Just love 'em. Love.
Tried to explain Bean Dad to my partner and I couldn't, really, but also can any one of us, really?
April 20, 2025 at 4:08 PM
Tried to explain Bean Dad to my partner and I couldn't, really, but also can any one of us, really?
Every accountant is a 60-something-year-old white man named Paul. Change my mind.
April 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Every accountant is a 60-something-year-old white man named Paul. Change my mind.
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BREAKING: entire staff is fired at dept responsible for maintaining my will to live
April 4, 2025 at 12:56 PM
BREAKING: entire staff is fired at dept responsible for maintaining my will to live
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Tumble out of bed and I stumble to the kitchen
Pour myself a cup of ambition
And yawn and stretch and try to come to life
Jump in the shower and the blood starts pumpin'
OH MY GOD THERES SO MUCH BLOOD COMING OUT OF THE SHOWERHEAD OH MY GOOOD
Pour myself a cup of ambition
And yawn and stretch and try to come to life
Jump in the shower and the blood starts pumpin'
OH MY GOD THERES SO MUCH BLOOD COMING OUT OF THE SHOWERHEAD OH MY GOOOD
November 25, 2024 at 5:06 PM
Tumble out of bed and I stumble to the kitchen
Pour myself a cup of ambition
And yawn and stretch and try to come to life
Jump in the shower and the blood starts pumpin'
OH MY GOD THERES SO MUCH BLOOD COMING OUT OF THE SHOWERHEAD OH MY GOOOD
Pour myself a cup of ambition
And yawn and stretch and try to come to life
Jump in the shower and the blood starts pumpin'
OH MY GOD THERES SO MUCH BLOOD COMING OUT OF THE SHOWERHEAD OH MY GOOOD
The thing I'm most disappointed with about this fascist uprising (besides the fascism) is that I really thought there'd be cool looking posters everywhere I went.
February 25, 2025 at 3:50 PM
The thing I'm most disappointed with about this fascist uprising (besides the fascism) is that I really thought there'd be cool looking posters everywhere I went.
I'm so good at procrastinating, I'm gonna write the book on it someday
February 24, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I'm so good at procrastinating, I'm gonna write the book on it someday
I've had some sort of not-COVID not-flu mystery ick all week and I am pleased to report that after I took out the garbage tonight the agonizing pain of freezing my sinuses has almost gone away after 20 minutes
February 20, 2025 at 11:05 PM
I've had some sort of not-COVID not-flu mystery ick all week and I am pleased to report that after I took out the garbage tonight the agonizing pain of freezing my sinuses has almost gone away after 20 minutes
I became a software developer so I didn't have to work with people. Now I have to work with robots pretending to be people, and that's somehow worse than actual people. Can't win.
February 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
I became a software developer so I didn't have to work with people. Now I have to work with robots pretending to be people, and that's somehow worse than actual people. Can't win.
Well, when one door closes, another door opens. But a door in an entirely different building from the one you're in, and you don't know where it is. Also you've locked yourself in a storage unit again.
February 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Well, when one door closes, another door opens. But a door in an entirely different building from the one you're in, and you don't know where it is. Also you've locked yourself in a storage unit again.
Why should I drag myself down by dwelling on my past failures when there'll be a whole brand new crop of things I'll fail at today?
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February 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Why should I drag myself down by dwelling on my past failures when there'll be a whole brand new crop of things I'll fail at today?
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All toads are battletoads, they just forgot what they were fighting for
August 7, 2024 at 3:53 PM
All toads are battletoads, they just forgot what they were fighting for