Dave Brandt
@thedavebrandt.bsky.social
Musician | Introvert | Nerd | Curmudgeon | Real Human Person
Well, you're breaking their hearts. It's not your fault they didn't specify.
November 29, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Well, you're breaking their hearts. It's not your fault they didn't specify.
It was very compelling. It also reinforced my thought that I should just become a hermit in the woods.
November 29, 2025 at 4:02 AM
It was very compelling. It also reinforced my thought that I should just become a hermit in the woods.
Good to know. This was already on my list for today!
November 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Good to know. This was already on my list for today!
I used to, a lot of hair and years ago
November 26, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I used to, a lot of hair and years ago
Do you need a Ted
November 26, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Do you need a Ted
This will haunt you forever
November 26, 2025 at 4:08 PM
This will haunt you forever
You have me so on the hook right now
November 24, 2025 at 12:35 AM
You have me so on the hook right now
I can only do 21 with a margin of error of 4 years in either direction and I have a strict embargo in place for photos of me as a nerdy teenager, so here's one of me as a marginally less nerdy 25-year-old
November 20, 2025 at 2:37 PM
I can only do 21 with a margin of error of 4 years in either direction and I have a strict embargo in place for photos of me as a nerdy teenager, so here's one of me as a marginally less nerdy 25-year-old
He is the best. There's no one better at it than him.
November 15, 2025 at 2:40 PM
He is the best. There's no one better at it than him.
This is more unsettling than the Nancy Reagan Throat GOAT thing
November 14, 2025 at 9:14 PM
This is more unsettling than the Nancy Reagan Throat GOAT thing
The old Magnum did crossovers with Murder She Wrote and Simon and Simon. Really wouldn't hate reboots of those.
November 12, 2025 at 1:56 PM
The old Magnum did crossovers with Murder She Wrote and Simon and Simon. Really wouldn't hate reboots of those.
This is like the coolest and sweetest and most badass thing. My heart feels a way.
November 9, 2025 at 1:02 PM
This is like the coolest and sweetest and most badass thing. My heart feels a way.
At least you're being authentic
November 5, 2025 at 6:10 PM
At least you're being authentic
One of ours has just started hanging out in the cat carrier, which he hates when we try to use it as a cat carrier but apparently is okay when it's an inanimate object next to the cat tree and couch.
November 2, 2025 at 12:42 PM
One of ours has just started hanging out in the cat carrier, which he hates when we try to use it as a cat carrier but apparently is okay when it's an inanimate object next to the cat tree and couch.
Honestly never knew which one was supposed to be which until just now
November 1, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Honestly never knew which one was supposed to be which until just now
Best decade of the rest of your life...
October 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Best decade of the rest of your life...
Mobility aid or no, the right cane can be an absolutely baller accessory to any outfit and I suggest just doing it anyway
October 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Mobility aid or no, the right cane can be an absolutely baller accessory to any outfit and I suggest just doing it anyway
When I saw this my first thought was "Haha, how lame and sad!" Which was immediately followed by my second thought, which was "I bet these would actually fit great. Hmm."
October 26, 2025 at 1:15 PM
When I saw this my first thought was "Haha, how lame and sad!" Which was immediately followed by my second thought, which was "I bet these would actually fit great. Hmm."
No, I can assure you that every man ever is firmly convinced they are putting their best foot forward and it is 100 percent okay to judge them accordingly
October 26, 2025 at 1:10 PM
No, I can assure you that every man ever is firmly convinced they are putting their best foot forward and it is 100 percent okay to judge them accordingly
SUPER JEALOUS
he said, middle-aged dadly
he said, middle-aged dadly
October 26, 2025 at 1:05 PM
SUPER JEALOUS
he said, middle-aged dadly
he said, middle-aged dadly
My partner went away on an overnight trip a few months ago and I did nothing else the whole time except watch the entirety of the first two seasons
October 24, 2025 at 11:51 PM
My partner went away on an overnight trip a few months ago and I did nothing else the whole time except watch the entirety of the first two seasons
Esther wanted a nap while I took a shower today. 20 minutes later she said she forgot to take the nap and would just watch tv instead. 10 minutes later the tv was still paused on the loading screen of the show she picked and she was in an IG hole so deep she didn't notice I was talking to her.
October 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Esther wanted a nap while I took a shower today. 20 minutes later she said she forgot to take the nap and would just watch tv instead. 10 minutes later the tv was still paused on the loading screen of the show she picked and she was in an IG hole so deep she didn't notice I was talking to her.
Nature is healing
October 23, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Nature is healing