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Cat all stretched out

I can’t make myself answer the phone 95% of the time anymore

I resent the fact that I have to spend my time deleting fake voicemails every day

And despite the fact I know they’re fake and I don’t answer them and I don’t listen to the message I just read the summary to make sure it’s them

I think maybe phone call is a dead medium for me

And its a rotating group of a couple different names and for random other purposes

Sometimes they cut off in weird places. Sometimes only half the message gets recorded

I can’t block them because none of them are real numbers. Just a bunch of robots whose only job is to harass me all day long

Push posh, pot is for the birds is something I might have to get as a tattoo😂

I’ll put em on my head don’t test me

I can feel it slipping away as I begin tapping my way over Bluesky

Guarden Hose