The Crow Post 💜
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The Crow Post delivers the following news:
-Shit posts and Puns galore
-Song recommendations
-Chronic illness humor
-Every Little Thought I have
-Art
-The Onion
No Kings
No Queens
Happy Halloweens🎃
Artist
Sculpture
Graphic Design
The Crow Post delivers the following news:
-Shit posts and Puns galore
-Song recommendations
-Chronic illness humor
-Every Little Thought I have
-Art
-The Onion
No Kings
No Queens
Happy Halloweens🎃
Pinned
a cartoon drawing of a green object with a leaf on it
Alt: a cartoon drawing of a green object with a leaf on it (this is boring alt text)
It’s a little blobby green frog doing little summersaults
He rolls forward off his little lily pad, bonks his little head into the water a bit and completes the roll forward onto a new lily pad that spawns in
It’s an ombré of medium to light blues and the lily pad makes a little bloop of a splash when the froggo lands on his new lily pad💚🐸
media.tenor.com
I am prepared to engage in button mashing if epic proportions
This series of clicks will confound the forethought of developers
I will travel far and wide through cyber space enacting my new form of End User Civil Disobedience™️
This will continue until they put Lily Pads back in Fortnite
This series of clicks will confound the forethought of developers
I will travel far and wide through cyber space enacting my new form of End User Civil Disobedience™️
This will continue until they put Lily Pads back in Fortnite
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The Supreme Court is hearing a case today about New Jersey’s subpoenas seeking sensitive donor information from a nonprofit running crisis pregnancy centers.
We urged the court to promptly review the plaintiff’s First Amendment claims. If the government can target one nonprofit, it can target any.
We urged the court to promptly review the plaintiff’s First Amendment claims. If the government can target one nonprofit, it can target any.
ADF, ACLU ‘Strange Bedfellows’ in High Court Free Speech Case
The Alliance Defending Freedom and the ACLU, frequently at odds, have joined together in urging the Supreme Court to allow pre-enforcement review of state subpoenas that may chill speech.
news.bloomberglaw.com
December 2, 2025 at 2:34 PM
The Supreme Court is hearing a case today about New Jersey’s subpoenas seeking sensitive donor information from a nonprofit running crisis pregnancy centers.
We urged the court to promptly review the plaintiff’s First Amendment claims. If the government can target one nonprofit, it can target any.
We urged the court to promptly review the plaintiff’s First Amendment claims. If the government can target one nonprofit, it can target any.
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Added a bidet to the bathroom remodel and now I'm over butt jet
November 29, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Added a bidet to the bathroom remodel and now I'm over butt jet
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I am prepared to engage in button mashing if epic proportions
This series of clicks will confound the forethought of developers
I will travel far and wide through cyber space enacting my new form of End User Civil Disobedience™️
This will continue until they put Lily Pads back in Fortnite
This series of clicks will confound the forethought of developers
I will travel far and wide through cyber space enacting my new form of End User Civil Disobedience™️
This will continue until they put Lily Pads back in Fortnite
a cartoon drawing of a green object with a leaf on it
Alt: a cartoon drawing of a green object with a leaf on it (this is boring alt text)
It’s a little blobby green frog doing little summersaults
He rolls forward off his little lily pad, bonks his little head into the water a bit and completes the roll forward onto a new lily pad that spawns in
It’s an ombré of medium to light blues and the lily pad makes a little bloop of a splash when the froggo lands on his new lily pad💚🐸
media.tenor.com
November 30, 2025 at 3:15 AM
I am prepared to engage in button mashing if epic proportions
This series of clicks will confound the forethought of developers
I will travel far and wide through cyber space enacting my new form of End User Civil Disobedience™️
This will continue until they put Lily Pads back in Fortnite
This series of clicks will confound the forethought of developers
I will travel far and wide through cyber space enacting my new form of End User Civil Disobedience™️
This will continue until they put Lily Pads back in Fortnite
Happy Sexurday😛
November 30, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Happy Sexurday😛
“Ope sorry 🙂” we both say in exact unison as we try to walk through the same doorway at the same time
November 28, 2025 at 12:26 AM
“Ope sorry 🙂” we both say in exact unison as we try to walk through the same doorway at the same time
If you’re reading this you need to unclench your jaw and stretch your neck out
You’re welcome🫡
You’re welcome🫡
November 27, 2025 at 5:11 PM
If you’re reading this you need to unclench your jaw and stretch your neck out
You’re welcome🫡
You’re welcome🫡
¿Cómo se dice “fuck that shit up” en español?
November 27, 2025 at 5:08 PM
¿Cómo se dice “fuck that shit up” en español?
Make sure everyone remembers to courtesy flush this holiday season. Especially if there’s a whole gaggle using the same bathroom. You’re welcome❤️
November 27, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Make sure everyone remembers to courtesy flush this holiday season. Especially if there’s a whole gaggle using the same bathroom. You’re welcome❤️
¿Alguien hablan conmigo? Yo aprendo español y necesito más práctica
Pero no Duolingo confío Duolingo por qué a AI
Pardon algunos errores en mi mensajes
Pero no Duolingo confío Duolingo por qué a AI
Pardon algunos errores en mi mensajes
November 27, 2025 at 1:57 AM
¿Alguien hablan conmigo? Yo aprendo español y necesito más práctica
Pero no Duolingo confío Duolingo por qué a AI
Pardon algunos errores en mi mensajes
Pero no Duolingo confío Duolingo por qué a AI
Pardon algunos errores en mi mensajes
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Guys stop breaking the lily pads. I’m trying to jump around!
September 29, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Guys stop breaking the lily pads. I’m trying to jump around!
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Translucency Bias
September 29, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Translucency Bias
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Minimizing everything in my medical chart that seems concentration campable.
September 25, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Minimizing everything in my medical chart that seems concentration campable.
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Leafing through the lunch meat on my sandwich like a Rolodex to ensure there’s no cheese for real this time
September 22, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Leafing through the lunch meat on my sandwich like a Rolodex to ensure there’s no cheese for real this time
La ba di di la ba bi di ba
squidward from spongebob squarepants is holding a bunch of hamburgers .
ALT: squidward from spongebob squarepants is holding a bunch of hamburgers .
media.tenor.com
November 26, 2025 at 3:11 AM
La ba di di la ba bi di ba
More like thankless giving
Am I right fellas?
🦃🦃🦃
Am I right fellas?
🦃🦃🦃
a group of turkeys are standing in a grassy field with the words `` gobble gobble '' written above them .
ALT: a group of turkeys are standing in a grassy field with the words `` gobble gobble '' written above them .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:16 PM
More like thankless giving
Am I right fellas?
🦃🦃🦃
Am I right fellas?
🦃🦃🦃
*me clicking on a video that’s going to teach me something I very much do not want to learn
a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee in front of a fire with the words this is fine .
ALT: a cartoon dog is sitting at a table with a cup of coffee in front of a fire with the words this is fine .
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2025 at 8:14 PM
*me clicking on a video that’s going to teach me something I very much do not want to learn
If you want to watch some cozy cottage core gaming and also do some good, @lilsimsie.bsky.social is doing charity lives streams every night at 4 PM ET to raise some money for Feeding America. Check out their livestreams!
twitch.tv/lilsimsie/sc...
twitch.tv/lilsimsie/sc...
lilsimsie Schedule - Twitch
Check out lilsimsie stream schedule, and set reminders so you don’t miss out!
twitch.tv
November 25, 2025 at 5:50 PM
If you want to watch some cozy cottage core gaming and also do some good, @lilsimsie.bsky.social is doing charity lives streams every night at 4 PM ET to raise some money for Feeding America. Check out their livestreams!
twitch.tv/lilsimsie/sc...
twitch.tv/lilsimsie/sc...
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imdb is short for im down bad
November 23, 2025 at 8:39 PM
imdb is short for im down bad
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queer/autistic kin and dino fans, check it out! 🦖 🦕 🌈
Time Travel Is Easy is officially out in the world! Dinosaurs and Deep Time are thematic links to queer embodiment, childhood trauma, and life in the late Anthropocene. Cover art by the amazing Helen Whistberry. (Non-Amazon options coming very soon!) www.amazon.com/dp/B0G344X8L7
November 22, 2025 at 2:16 AM
queer/autistic kin and dino fans, check it out! 🦖 🦕 🌈
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high fucktose porn syrup
November 21, 2025 at 7:50 PM
high fucktose porn syrup
I’m pretty sure I’m getting shaken down by constant spam calls because I’m not currently in any debt
(Please know that I am aware of what kind of a privilege that is)
It’s just call after sketchy AI bullshit call saying “hey you’re pre approved for a loan. Would you care to take out a loan?”
(Please know that I am aware of what kind of a privilege that is)
It’s just call after sketchy AI bullshit call saying “hey you’re pre approved for a loan. Would you care to take out a loan?”
November 21, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I’m pretty sure I’m getting shaken down by constant spam calls because I’m not currently in any debt
(Please know that I am aware of what kind of a privilege that is)
It’s just call after sketchy AI bullshit call saying “hey you’re pre approved for a loan. Would you care to take out a loan?”
(Please know that I am aware of what kind of a privilege that is)
It’s just call after sketchy AI bullshit call saying “hey you’re pre approved for a loan. Would you care to take out a loan?”
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You're telling me a crab ran this goon?
November 21, 2025 at 1:55 PM
You're telling me a crab ran this goon?