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The Crow Post 💜
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-Shit posts and Puns galore
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My MIL gave me a nice cotton ball of yarn for my birthday so I wanted to make myself something nice:)

I think I actually started it nearly in time to wear it for the winter since it’s about a foot and a half long so far🤞🏽
An hombre of light purples make of the cotton yarn I am currently crocheting into a scarf for myself💜 It’s in a shell stitch pattern that look kind of like sea shells connected to each other repeating🐣🐣🐣
November 18, 2025 at 12:20 AM
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Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Down with white space🎨
#paintmarkers #art

Alt text I tried my best on included❤️
The picture includes a canvas surrounded by some sharpie paint markers, my color code for them, and a plastic plant pot that’s looks like a face and it’s colored with purples, pinks, and orange and yellow. The canvas in the center is a mountain scape made up of peaks of red, orangy orange, rubber ducky yellow, and a peachy reddish orange in that order. A gap between the yellow and peachy mountains shows through to a much shorter brown border with a yellow sunrise made up of dots of color. The dots continue up to fill the sky with a gradient sunset starting with yellows and oranges and moving through purple and pink hues and finishing off with deeper purples and a mosaic of blues fading darker as they rise. On the second peak, atop its flat plateau, sits a tiny black stick figure sitting on the ground with their knees held against their chest. They look relaxed but melancholy. They’re tiny in comparison to the vast sky and mountains around them
November 12, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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Tom nook standing behind a pop up that says “I am once again asking you for your bells”
November 11, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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Leaves💛🧡♥️🤎
A heart shaped swath of green grass peaking through a littering of a million shades of red maple leaves 🍁 Afternoon sun shining down through the tree outside of frame. A very cozy fall afternoon vibe😌
November 5, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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Update on forest tunnel🌳🌳

Maple leaf litter waterfall installed🍁🍁🪾
A small tunnel opens at the forrest edge into a descent with a deceivingly steep slope down about 10-20 yards. Roughshod steps have been dug into the dark brown slope to make the decent easier. Today I mulched the steps with a collection of maple leaves I raked out of the yard. The leaves at this time of year are a vast array of reds, yellows and browns. They kind of appear like a brightly colored, fall ty dye carpet covering just the top of each step. I’m hoping that this will prevent seedlings from taking root there. Also my bet is that it will be even easier to continue sculpting my tunnel come this spring:) 🍁🪾 The first picture is from the outside of the tree line looking down the staircase. The second picture is from the bottom of the staircase looking up. Picture tree branches arching around and some vines and such.
October 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
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Forest tunnel progress🌳🌿🍃
October 20, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Here’s a little snow guy sculpture I made. They’re sending some good magic your way🌬️❄️☃️
A small sculpture of a little snowman wearing a wizard cap a pumpkin nose and a little golden cape tied up but a magenta ribbon. They gaze at an open book seemingly holding itself up on the ground next to a bubbling cauldron with swirls of green, orange and pink inside. The snowman hold a curved woody looking cane. V spooky and v cutesy⛄️❄️
October 20, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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Year two of carving out a little forrest path🌳🌳
October 13, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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Just so you all know towels are just bath mats

🛀🏼🧽🫧🧼

And not to bring capitalism into this

But the entire bath mat industry is a fabricated market sold to people via the advertising industry
A Gif of a white guy excitedly stepping up a stack of cornflower blueish towels A smidge creepy Pretty silly
October 9, 2025 at 5:27 PM
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I didn’t like my Halloween costume (bio banner) so I changed it a little bit
A banner with a deep sort of burgundy purple. On it is written ‘The Crow Post’ written out all big and title like The black lettering is emanating a neon green glow that lightly outlines each letter Bright purplish pink goo is oozing down each letter. Dripping I tell you In the bottom left corner of the banner is a purple pumpkin with a twirly stem and a lighter, lavender colored gourd In the bottom right corner is a thick, solitary purple candle, sitting atop a candle stand made of a tree branch wrapped in vines And finally in the top right hand corner is a little ghost with a little grin that makes it look kinda like he’s laughing at you
October 9, 2025 at 3:35 AM
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Today is my 30th Birthday

So this is now dedicated to sage wisdom
October 7, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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No way I made chili today too! Twins
October 6, 2025 at 11:31 PM
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The smell of air cooled by the incoming rain when it finally blows in
A grey bald dog with a fuzzy white Einstein ass hairdo. Waving his head back and forth with the caption “the answer my friend is blowing in the wind” 💨
October 6, 2025 at 10:42 PM
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Fall Blooms Bouquet 💐
A glass vase sits on a light wood surface with a slightly darker wooden door as a background. In the vase is a collection of green sprigs of a juniper looking bush from my yard. In front of that is a cluster of lavender springs (a pretty deep purple as far as lavender goes). Enclosing that is a bushy collection of a plant called Sedum Autumn Joy. I looks kind of like a bushy chunk of cauliflower made of tiny little flowers, but it’s a rusty pink this time of year. And finally in the very front is a cluster of flowers colloquially called blanket flower. They have like 10 ish petals that encircle the center. The tips of each petal are a bright yellow and the center of the flower is a bright red. The little bushy center of the flower is an even darker red. I’m pretty proud of making this:)
October 2, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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Let’s go Pumpkin Piggin’ 🎃
September 28, 2025 at 9:58 PM
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This was supposed to contain this picture
September 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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September 17, 2025 at 3:36 AM
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The garden is starting to transition to its autumn vibe
September 9, 2025 at 4:26 PM
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Found the smallest lizard I’ve ever seen today🦎
September 7, 2025 at 1:13 AM
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Disrespect your surroundings

🎸🎸 🎸🎸 🎸🎸
August 30, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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My biggest goal as a ceramics artist is that people alive hopefully 20,000 years from now will dig up my property and go “oh cool, this ancient human must have been a potter” #ceramics #art
August 30, 2025 at 6:25 PM
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The image of you trying to drag an immovable cow by a lead and it’s just sitting there staring at you lik:
August 30, 2025 at 5:33 PM
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🎶ANNOUNCEMENT🎶: I am taking a special interest in whistles because I have acquired an ocarina and a little bird whistle and therefore will be 69% more insufferable
A small purple bird figurine with blue and orange and white dots and several little gems decorating the chest and eyes. It has a brown tube for a tale that is the mouth of the whistle. It sits next to a handmade ceramic ocarina with a white and blue tyedye looking glaze and a little cactus decal on the front. It has a blue string tied to the top of it.
August 24, 2025 at 3:02 PM
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The boys are back in town🦌
Two young deer sitting under the shade of a couple crab apple trees. It’s late summer and the afternoon sun shines down while the gentle wind blows.
August 21, 2025 at 8:02 PM