The Coolest Guy
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The grift goes on
“Our side has been trained by Donald Trump to never apologize and to never admit when you’re wrong.” Read the inside story of how Marjorie Taylor Greene went from zealous Trump cheerleader to his loudest Republican critic: nyti.ms/3Lbzi88
December 29, 2025 at 5:14 PM
The grift goes on
I’ll always remember Dan Bongino’s time with the Trump admin for going on Fox News and crying about having a real job.
December 17, 2025 at 10:43 PM
I’ll always remember Dan Bongino’s time with the Trump admin for going on Fox News and crying about having a real job.
Hopefully Elon was standing on top of it.
December 11, 2025 at 3:00 AM
Hopefully Elon was standing on top of it.
Lotta trees just out there looking like Marge Simpsons fine ass
October 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Lotta trees just out there looking like Marge Simpsons fine ass
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU CALL FOR A BUNT THERE
October 7, 2025 at 1:10 AM
HOW THE FUCK DO YOU CALL FOR A BUNT THERE
I do the craziest shit in Balatro you don’t even wanna know
July 31, 2025 at 9:43 PM
I do the craziest shit in Balatro you don’t even wanna know
Thinking up some names for a Bob Seger related podcast
Bobbing for Seger
Like A Pod
Ramblin’ Castin’ Man (too wordy, but there’s gotta be a way to use Ramblin as a podcast pun)
Bobbing for Seger
Like A Pod
Ramblin’ Castin’ Man (too wordy, but there’s gotta be a way to use Ramblin as a podcast pun)
June 17, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Thinking up some names for a Bob Seger related podcast
Bobbing for Seger
Like A Pod
Ramblin’ Castin’ Man (too wordy, but there’s gotta be a way to use Ramblin as a podcast pun)
Bobbing for Seger
Like A Pod
Ramblin’ Castin’ Man (too wordy, but there’s gotta be a way to use Ramblin as a podcast pun)
If I listen to a podcast long enough I’m allowed to call them my friends. Nobody but me will ever even know, it’s fine.
June 4, 2025 at 12:10 PM
If I listen to a podcast long enough I’m allowed to call them my friends. Nobody but me will ever even know, it’s fine.
Yes, what ABOUT the nanobots? Do they not have rights??? If trump will come for the nanobots, will he not come for you too?
May 24, 2025 at 3:53 PM
Yes, what ABOUT the nanobots? Do they not have rights??? If trump will come for the nanobots, will he not come for you too?
Reposted by The Coolest Guy
what about the nanobots
Here’s Aaron Rodgers talking about vaccines causing “turbo-cancer” and killing children. Rodgers then wonders about the nanobots implanted inside the Covid vaccines.
May 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
what about the nanobots
It’s comforting knowing that Flavor is on the right side of history.
May 23, 2025 at 1:57 AM
It’s comforting knowing that Flavor is on the right side of history.
“Changes”
At the center of the sweeping bill is trillions in tax cuts, which Republicans aim to partially offset through changes to safety net programs like Medicaid and SNAP.
Here's what's in the GOP megabill that's just passed the House
At the center of the sweeping bill is trillions in tax cuts, which Republicans aim to partially offset through changes to safety net programs like Medicaid and SNAP.
www.npr.org
May 22, 2025 at 12:51 PM
“Changes”
Bruce Springsteen needs to stick to Sports! - guy who confused Bruce Springsteen and Huey Lewis
May 20, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Bruce Springsteen needs to stick to Sports! - guy who confused Bruce Springsteen and Huey Lewis
I want the drug tom cruise is addicted to in minority report
May 14, 2025 at 4:49 PM
I want the drug tom cruise is addicted to in minority report
I have a feeling it’s a good day to take a day off from da news. I filled up the bird feeder, I’m ready to sit and watch.
May 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
I have a feeling it’s a good day to take a day off from da news. I filled up the bird feeder, I’m ready to sit and watch.
Screaming into my void of bot followers: the John mulaney Netflix show is good!
May 5, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Screaming into my void of bot followers: the John mulaney Netflix show is good!
I can’t believe this is posted by a “real” journalist.
BESPOKE: “.. If A.I. is on par with (or bigger than) the Internet Boom, and ChatGPT is similar to Netscape, here’s where we are on the Nasdaq.”
May 2, 2025 at 1:21 AM
I can’t believe this is posted by a “real” journalist.
Bonked my knee on a car door a day ago and I’m still like Oooooooohhhh ahhhhhhh it stings!!!!
April 27, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Bonked my knee on a car door a day ago and I’m still like Oooooooohhhh ahhhhhhh it stings!!!!
It should just be one temperature all day. No more up and down and back up again. Just one temp!
April 27, 2025 at 1:48 PM
It should just be one temperature all day. No more up and down and back up again. Just one temp!
We made it, fam.
If I don’t kill myself for another 17ish days, it will just be warm for a few months.
April 25, 2025 at 3:52 PM
We made it, fam.
Reposting this for my bot followers to enjoy
JFK wrinkling his nose as he fucks Marilyn Monroe. With every slam of his fat catholic hog she queefs out a burst of thick hot subway air, air that’s been up there since the skirt photo. Room smells like a bad summer in New York. He signals “shoot me in car tomorrow” rather than do this again
April 25, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Reposting this for my bot followers to enjoy
I realized that been listening to a lot of The Cranberries & The Doobie Brothers lately and my first instinct was to find a therapist.
April 23, 2025 at 1:51 PM
I realized that been listening to a lot of The Cranberries & The Doobie Brothers lately and my first instinct was to find a therapist.
The cool thing about my mid30s has been that every time a big rain storm rolls in my left ear hurts all day. Isn’t that interesting
April 18, 2025 at 12:34 PM
The cool thing about my mid30s has been that every time a big rain storm rolls in my left ear hurts all day. Isn’t that interesting
Sir, we’ve detected alien farts 125 million light years away.
April 17, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Sir, we’ve detected alien farts 125 million light years away.
“Bad things are fine if I don’t see them!”
April 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
“Bad things are fine if I don’t see them!”