TheConnASSeur
@theconnasseur.bsky.social
I like four things: Amazon muscle mommies, big-tittied black women, twinks with pumpkin asses, and the dream of a more equitable future for all people built on the principles of democratic socialism.
"Oh no, kids! The Upside-down's toxic airborn gluten has made you kids look 30, but don't worry, you're all still 14! Quick! Go do a bunch of infantilizing kid things with child actors that will in no way be super weird and creepy now!"
November 15, 2025 at 6:03 AM
"Oh no, kids! The Upside-down's toxic airborn gluten has made you kids look 30, but don't worry, you're all still 14! Quick! Go do a bunch of infantilizing kid things with child actors that will in no way be super weird and creepy now!"
Coward. I'm into soulslike fapping.
November 15, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Coward. I'm into soulslike fapping.
I feel like it's 50/50 whether it's going to be $499 or $599. Based on my gut.
I don't see higher than $599 because Valve would go with lower specs before breaking that price point. I don't see lower than $499 because I live in reality.
I don't see higher than $599 because Valve would go with lower specs before breaking that price point. I don't see lower than $499 because I live in reality.
November 15, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I feel like it's 50/50 whether it's going to be $499 or $599. Based on my gut.
I don't see higher than $599 because Valve would go with lower specs before breaking that price point. I don't see lower than $499 because I live in reality.
I don't see higher than $599 because Valve would go with lower specs before breaking that price point. I don't see lower than $499 because I live in reality.
Um. Given recent developments, he should probably keep Clinton out of his mouth.
November 15, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Um. Given recent developments, he should probably keep Clinton out of his mouth.
A decade after this is all over, they're going to make a comedy/drama miniseries about this entire saga, similar to The Death of Stalin, and its going to be so goddamned funny.
November 15, 2025 at 5:01 AM
A decade after this is all over, they're going to make a comedy/drama miniseries about this entire saga, similar to The Death of Stalin, and its going to be so goddamned funny.
Queer?! Trump was asserting dominance, okay! He took Clinton's fragile manhood between his powerful jaws, big strong jaws, with tears streaming down his eyes and dominated that weak Democrat, EASILY throating BIGLY and at any moment he could have ended it. He was in control. That's real power. #MAGA
November 15, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Queer?! Trump was asserting dominance, okay! He took Clinton's fragile manhood between his powerful jaws, big strong jaws, with tears streaming down his eyes and dominated that weak Democrat, EASILY throating BIGLY and at any moment he could have ended it. He was in control. That's real power. #MAGA
They have to remove all the thirst posting about Clinton's hog.
November 15, 2025 at 2:12 AM
They have to remove all the thirst posting about Clinton's hog.
Weird. But you know, lately, I've come to understand just how "giving" and "generous" Trump can be. He's willing to take a knee, and really suck it up when things get hard.
November 15, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Weird. But you know, lately, I've come to understand just how "giving" and "generous" Trump can be. He's willing to take a knee, and really suck it up when things get hard.
So, I guess the real reason Trump went so hard on Hillary. He's such a sassy bitch when he's jealous.
November 14, 2025 at 9:22 PM
So, I guess the real reason Trump went so hard on Hillary. He's such a sassy bitch when he's jealous.
Fucking hell, man. I'm trying to drink my coffee here.
November 14, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Fucking hell, man. I'm trying to drink my coffee here.
"Now, look here, I have never read Frankenstein, nor have I watched a single movie based on that work, nor do I understand that the Monster in the book IS actually Frankenstein, but let me confidently tell you why the film is a bad adaptation of the nebulous concept of Frankenstein I hold..."
November 14, 2025 at 8:55 PM
"Now, look here, I have never read Frankenstein, nor have I watched a single movie based on that work, nor do I understand that the Monster in the book IS actually Frankenstein, but let me confidently tell you why the film is a bad adaptation of the nebulous concept of Frankenstein I hold..."
Obviously, roll joints to smoke while those mothers burn. 😎
November 14, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Obviously, roll joints to smoke while those mothers burn. 😎
Lol Kash Patel is so so fucked when this nightmare is over. Lol get wrecked bitch.
November 14, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Lol Kash Patel is so so fucked when this nightmare is over. Lol get wrecked bitch.
Wow. I had no idea the sport was so... thrilling.
November 14, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Wow. I had no idea the sport was so... thrilling.
If you think The Shining ruined Jack Nicholson, wait till you find out what happened to Shelley Duvall.
November 14, 2025 at 7:56 PM
If you think The Shining ruined Jack Nicholson, wait till you find out what happened to Shelley Duvall.
My god... the deepest lore.
November 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
My god... the deepest lore.
My dearest wish is that all AI be replaced entirely by Weird Al. I don't care about the logistics. No matter how much it costs to just pay Weird Al whatever he wants, it would be economically and artistically better than an amoral computerized nightmare generator.
November 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
My dearest wish is that all AI be replaced entirely by Weird Al. I don't care about the logistics. No matter how much it costs to just pay Weird Al whatever he wants, it would be economically and artistically better than an amoral computerized nightmare generator.
Look, we would have just wasted that money feeding poor starving children, or on education, or healthcare. It's better that we use it to stroke a withering old dementia riddled pedophiles ego. Just as the Founding Fathers intended.
November 14, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Look, we would have just wasted that money feeding poor starving children, or on education, or healthcare. It's better that we use it to stroke a withering old dementia riddled pedophiles ego. Just as the Founding Fathers intended.
It's going to be hilarious when these Nazi fucks go to big boy jail for the rest of their miserable lives.
November 14, 2025 at 6:56 PM
It's going to be hilarious when these Nazi fucks go to big boy jail for the rest of their miserable lives.
Valve: Do whatever you want. It's yours. You bought it.
Nintendo: Do whatever WE want. You only bought plastic and metal.
Nintendo: Do whatever WE want. You only bought plastic and metal.
November 14, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Valve: Do whatever you want. It's yours. You bought it.
Nintendo: Do whatever WE want. You only bought plastic and metal.
Nintendo: Do whatever WE want. You only bought plastic and metal.
Not just uninteresting, ANNOYING and uninteresting. We literally have nothing to teach them or share with them that they couldn't get by simply observing us at a vast distance, and contacting us would be a major pain in the space ass because our whole mess of civilization would go crazy.
November 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Not just uninteresting, ANNOYING and uninteresting. We literally have nothing to teach them or share with them that they couldn't get by simply observing us at a vast distance, and contacting us would be a major pain in the space ass because our whole mess of civilization would go crazy.