TheConnASSeur
@theconnasseur.bsky.social
I like four things: Amazon muscle mommies, big-tittied black women, twinks with pumpkin asses, and the dream of a more equitable future for all people built on the principles of democratic socialism.
Someone ask Guillermo del Toro what kind of hog Frankenstein gave his Creation. He accidentally blocked me before he could answer my questions. I need to know length AND girth. He'll know what you mean.
November 19, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Someone ask Guillermo del Toro what kind of hog Frankenstein gave his Creation. He accidentally blocked me before he could answer my questions. I need to know length AND girth. He'll know what you mean.
I'm waiting for people to realize that Valve fully intends to let you install and play Steam games on your Android phones locally. Or did you think they just did that ARM work for their VR headset?
November 19, 2025 at 7:12 PM
I'm waiting for people to realize that Valve fully intends to let you install and play Steam games on your Android phones locally. Or did you think they just did that ARM work for their VR headset?
"When you're a voter, they let you do it. I moved on him like a bitch. I can't help myself. I'm just attracted to fiscal responsibility. I grabbed him by the balet and voted Democrat."
Just a little locker room talk.
Just a little locker room talk.
November 19, 2025 at 6:09 PM
"When you're a voter, they let you do it. I moved on him like a bitch. I can't help myself. I'm just attracted to fiscal responsibility. I grabbed him by the balet and voted Democrat."
Just a little locker room talk.
Just a little locker room talk.
I've been thinking a lot about how much I hate the look of modern movies. They all look so flat. The lighting is boring. The framing is basic. The colors are all matched and smashed. Sets are disgustingly empty. Watch the worst movies from the 90's and they still feel grounded and look incredible.
November 19, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I've been thinking a lot about how much I hate the look of modern movies. They all look so flat. The lighting is boring. The framing is basic. The colors are all matched and smashed. Sets are disgustingly empty. Watch the worst movies from the 90's and they still feel grounded and look incredible.
I think Trump is shopping around for countries to flee to when the shit hits the fan.
November 18, 2025 at 9:27 PM
I think Trump is shopping around for countries to flee to when the shit hits the fan.
"Quiet, piggy!"
"Now, listen here, cocksucker!"
I always think of the sickest burns when it's too late.
"Now, listen here, cocksucker!"
I always think of the sickest burns when it's too late.
November 18, 2025 at 3:34 PM
"Quiet, piggy!"
"Now, listen here, cocksucker!"
I always think of the sickest burns when it's too late.
"Now, listen here, cocksucker!"
I always think of the sickest burns when it's too late.
I miss the custom Android rom scene from the early 2010's so much. It always felt incredible to install a new rom and feel like I had a brand new phone. I didn't even run a stock rom until 2018. My favorite old rom had an LCARS theme/skin and it felt so sick.
November 18, 2025 at 8:10 AM
I miss the custom Android rom scene from the early 2010's so much. It always felt incredible to install a new rom and feel like I had a brand new phone. I didn't even run a stock rom until 2018. My favorite old rom had an LCARS theme/skin and it felt so sick.
Anyone else call real life "meat space?"
November 17, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Anyone else call real life "meat space?"
Me: Nobody has ever dealt with more stress than me in this moment in time.
My ancestor fighting off a goddamned saber tooth tiger with a pointy stick to save his mate and offspring: ...
My ancestor fighting off a goddamned saber tooth tiger with a pointy stick to save his mate and offspring: ...
November 17, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Me: Nobody has ever dealt with more stress than me in this moment in time.
My ancestor fighting off a goddamned saber tooth tiger with a pointy stick to save his mate and offspring: ...
My ancestor fighting off a goddamned saber tooth tiger with a pointy stick to save his mate and offspring: ...
Yes, greater acceptance of the gay community is nice, but my bisexual millennial ass is going to miss ironically shouting "GUHAY!" at weddings when the grooms kiss.
But I guess that's getting older.
But I guess that's getting older.
November 16, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Yes, greater acceptance of the gay community is nice, but my bisexual millennial ass is going to miss ironically shouting "GUHAY!" at weddings when the grooms kiss.
But I guess that's getting older.
But I guess that's getting older.
I wish I could let every other member of the LGBTQ+ community know just how proud I am of you right now for surviving this moment in history with me. You are so strong, and you are so beautiful, and I am so very happy that you exist. I see your humanity, and you make my world that much brighter.
November 15, 2025 at 8:01 AM
I wish I could let every other member of the LGBTQ+ community know just how proud I am of you right now for surviving this moment in history with me. You are so strong, and you are so beautiful, and I am so very happy that you exist. I see your humanity, and you make my world that much brighter.
I'm going to be real. If I had seen the tapes of Trump blowing Clinton, I'd look like Kash Patel too.
November 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I'm going to be real. If I had seen the tapes of Trump blowing Clinton, I'd look like Kash Patel too.
On the brightside this "AI" bubble has proven:
1 CEOs really are all dumb as hell, even tech CEOs.
2 Big tech really IS out to get to get you.
3 Your employer really does HATE you and wants you gone.
4 They don't give a damn about copyright. Pirate all you want.
5 Regulations ARE important.
1 CEOs really are all dumb as hell, even tech CEOs.
2 Big tech really IS out to get to get you.
3 Your employer really does HATE you and wants you gone.
4 They don't give a damn about copyright. Pirate all you want.
5 Regulations ARE important.
November 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
On the brightside this "AI" bubble has proven:
1 CEOs really are all dumb as hell, even tech CEOs.
2 Big tech really IS out to get to get you.
3 Your employer really does HATE you and wants you gone.
4 They don't give a damn about copyright. Pirate all you want.
5 Regulations ARE important.
1 CEOs really are all dumb as hell, even tech CEOs.
2 Big tech really IS out to get to get you.
3 Your employer really does HATE you and wants you gone.
4 They don't give a damn about copyright. Pirate all you want.
5 Regulations ARE important.
Remember, kids, it's only pedophilia if it comes from the Democrat region of America. Otherwise, it's just sparkling ephebophillia. Which is... okay? Apparently?
What the fuck happened to us, man? We used to be the shining city on the hill, and now we're a back alley behind a gold-plated casino.
What the fuck happened to us, man? We used to be the shining city on the hill, and now we're a back alley behind a gold-plated casino.
November 14, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Remember, kids, it's only pedophilia if it comes from the Democrat region of America. Otherwise, it's just sparkling ephebophillia. Which is... okay? Apparently?
What the fuck happened to us, man? We used to be the shining city on the hill, and now we're a back alley behind a gold-plated casino.
What the fuck happened to us, man? We used to be the shining city on the hill, and now we're a back alley behind a gold-plated casino.
If you're 19 and you date an 18 year old? Cool. You probably met where young people hang out.
21? Cool. You guys probably still have a lot in common.
25? Okay. Sure. Differences in maturity happen.
30? Weird.
Older than 30? Creepy as hell. I have to assume you'd go lower if you could.
21? Cool. You guys probably still have a lot in common.
25? Okay. Sure. Differences in maturity happen.
30? Weird.
Older than 30? Creepy as hell. I have to assume you'd go lower if you could.
November 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
If you're 19 and you date an 18 year old? Cool. You probably met where young people hang out.
21? Cool. You guys probably still have a lot in common.
25? Okay. Sure. Differences in maturity happen.
30? Weird.
Older than 30? Creepy as hell. I have to assume you'd go lower if you could.
21? Cool. You guys probably still have a lot in common.
25? Okay. Sure. Differences in maturity happen.
30? Weird.
Older than 30? Creepy as hell. I have to assume you'd go lower if you could.
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"phonic lips" 🤯
"Though whales don’t “speak” with their mouths, they produce these vowels with an anatomy surprisingly similar to humans. Within their heads is a set of phonic lips and an air sac that they use to precisely manipulate sound..."
currently.att.yahoo.com/news/article...
"Though whales don’t “speak” with their mouths, they produce these vowels with an anatomy surprisingly similar to humans. Within their heads is a set of phonic lips and an air sac that they use to precisely manipulate sound..."
currently.att.yahoo.com/news/article...
Exclusive: Sperm whale speech has human-like 'vowels'
The mammals' mysterious clicks contain a stunning level of complexity, a new study shows.
currently.att.yahoo.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
"phonic lips" 🤯
"Though whales don’t “speak” with their mouths, they produce these vowels with an anatomy surprisingly similar to humans. Within their heads is a set of phonic lips and an air sac that they use to precisely manipulate sound..."
currently.att.yahoo.com/news/article...
"Though whales don’t “speak” with their mouths, they produce these vowels with an anatomy surprisingly similar to humans. Within their heads is a set of phonic lips and an air sac that they use to precisely manipulate sound..."
currently.att.yahoo.com/news/article...
Did it ever occur to anyone that the reason Trump thinks that weird fun house mirror Mara Lago face looks good is because his brain is literally melting from dementia and it's distorting his perception?
November 12, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Did it ever occur to anyone that the reason Trump thinks that weird fun house mirror Mara Lago face looks good is because his brain is literally melting from dementia and it's distorting his perception?
In the 1980s, they released 2 major motion picture children's cartoons that feature mouse striptease dance numbers, which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice.
November 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
In the 1980s, they released 2 major motion picture children's cartoons that feature mouse striptease dance numbers, which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice.
Raw vegans are weird because they're like "look how skinny I am eating only the juiciest of raw fruits and vegetables that make you shit your brains out."
November 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Raw vegans are weird because they're like "look how skinny I am eating only the juiciest of raw fruits and vegetables that make you shit your brains out."
I don't call them "fake boobs." I call them "artesian melons" because I'm classy like that.
November 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I don't call them "fake boobs." I call them "artesian melons" because I'm classy like that.
As Trump officials realize that things aren't going to go the way they thought they would and that they don't have the legal protections and immunities they thought they did, we're going to see some seriously preem crash outs.
November 7, 2025 at 2:27 PM
As Trump officials realize that things aren't going to go the way they thought they would and that they don't have the legal protections and immunities they thought they did, we're going to see some seriously preem crash outs.
The people who believe Trump's bullshit are the same people who think professional wrestling is real. That's why Trump's government is staffed by the cast of a dystopian 80's B movie.
November 1, 2025 at 4:32 PM
The people who believe Trump's bullshit are the same people who think professional wrestling is real. That's why Trump's government is staffed by the cast of a dystopian 80's B movie.
So here's a weird ass American problem I never knew about. Many of our doctors and nurses don't have very good health insurance, meaning that they often don't have access to the level of healthcare they provide to others.
You know who has great health insurance though? Corpo rats and politicians.
You know who has great health insurance though? Corpo rats and politicians.
November 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
So here's a weird ass American problem I never knew about. Many of our doctors and nurses don't have very good health insurance, meaning that they often don't have access to the level of healthcare they provide to others.
You know who has great health insurance though? Corpo rats and politicians.
You know who has great health insurance though? Corpo rats and politicians.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but rich people probably taste like pork.
October 31, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but rich people probably taste like pork.
Strange how all of the big "unsolvable," "complicated" problems the Boomers told us about turned out to be shockingly simple, absolutely solvable problems they just didn't like the solutions to.
It's like looting a cursed tomb and pretending that your mummy problem is "complicated" and unsolvable.
It's like looting a cursed tomb and pretending that your mummy problem is "complicated" and unsolvable.
October 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Strange how all of the big "unsolvable," "complicated" problems the Boomers told us about turned out to be shockingly simple, absolutely solvable problems they just didn't like the solutions to.
It's like looting a cursed tomb and pretending that your mummy problem is "complicated" and unsolvable.
It's like looting a cursed tomb and pretending that your mummy problem is "complicated" and unsolvable.