TheConnASSeur
@theconnasseur.bsky.social
I like four things: Amazon muscle mommies, big-tittied black women, twinks with pumpkin asses, and the dream of a more equitable future for all people built on the principles of democratic socialism.
I'm going to be real. If I had seen the tapes of Trump blowing Clinton, I'd look like Kash Patel too.
November 14, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I'm going to be real. If I had seen the tapes of Trump blowing Clinton, I'd look like Kash Patel too.
On the brightside this "AI" bubble has proven:
1 CEOs really are all dumb as hell, even tech CEOs.
2 Big tech really IS out to get to get you.
3 Your employer really does HATE you and wants you gone.
4 They don't give a damn about copyright. Pirate all you want.
5 Regulations ARE important.
1 CEOs really are all dumb as hell, even tech CEOs.
2 Big tech really IS out to get to get you.
3 Your employer really does HATE you and wants you gone.
4 They don't give a damn about copyright. Pirate all you want.
5 Regulations ARE important.
November 14, 2025 at 5:28 PM
On the brightside this "AI" bubble has proven:
1 CEOs really are all dumb as hell, even tech CEOs.
2 Big tech really IS out to get to get you.
3 Your employer really does HATE you and wants you gone.
4 They don't give a damn about copyright. Pirate all you want.
5 Regulations ARE important.
1 CEOs really are all dumb as hell, even tech CEOs.
2 Big tech really IS out to get to get you.
3 Your employer really does HATE you and wants you gone.
4 They don't give a damn about copyright. Pirate all you want.
5 Regulations ARE important.
Remember, kids, it's only pedophilia if it comes from the Democrat region of America. Otherwise, it's just sparkling ephebophillia. Which is... okay? Apparently?
What the fuck happened to us, man? We used to be the shining city on the hill, and now we're a back alley behind a gold-plated casino.
What the fuck happened to us, man? We used to be the shining city on the hill, and now we're a back alley behind a gold-plated casino.
November 14, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Remember, kids, it's only pedophilia if it comes from the Democrat region of America. Otherwise, it's just sparkling ephebophillia. Which is... okay? Apparently?
What the fuck happened to us, man? We used to be the shining city on the hill, and now we're a back alley behind a gold-plated casino.
What the fuck happened to us, man? We used to be the shining city on the hill, and now we're a back alley behind a gold-plated casino.
If you're 19 and you date an 18 year old? Cool. You probably met where young people hang out.
21? Cool. You guys probably still have a lot in common.
25? Okay. Sure. Differences in maturity happen.
30? Weird.
Older than 30? Creepy as hell. I have to assume you'd go lower if you could.
21? Cool. You guys probably still have a lot in common.
25? Okay. Sure. Differences in maturity happen.
30? Weird.
Older than 30? Creepy as hell. I have to assume you'd go lower if you could.
November 13, 2025 at 7:20 PM
If you're 19 and you date an 18 year old? Cool. You probably met where young people hang out.
21? Cool. You guys probably still have a lot in common.
25? Okay. Sure. Differences in maturity happen.
30? Weird.
Older than 30? Creepy as hell. I have to assume you'd go lower if you could.
21? Cool. You guys probably still have a lot in common.
25? Okay. Sure. Differences in maturity happen.
30? Weird.
Older than 30? Creepy as hell. I have to assume you'd go lower if you could.
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"phonic lips" 🤯
"Though whales don’t “speak” with their mouths, they produce these vowels with an anatomy surprisingly similar to humans. Within their heads is a set of phonic lips and an air sac that they use to precisely manipulate sound..."
currently.att.yahoo.com/news/article...
"Though whales don’t “speak” with their mouths, they produce these vowels with an anatomy surprisingly similar to humans. Within their heads is a set of phonic lips and an air sac that they use to precisely manipulate sound..."
currently.att.yahoo.com/news/article...
Exclusive: Sperm whale speech has human-like 'vowels'
The mammals' mysterious clicks contain a stunning level of complexity, a new study shows.
currently.att.yahoo.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:52 PM
"phonic lips" 🤯
"Though whales don’t “speak” with their mouths, they produce these vowels with an anatomy surprisingly similar to humans. Within their heads is a set of phonic lips and an air sac that they use to precisely manipulate sound..."
currently.att.yahoo.com/news/article...
"Though whales don’t “speak” with their mouths, they produce these vowels with an anatomy surprisingly similar to humans. Within their heads is a set of phonic lips and an air sac that they use to precisely manipulate sound..."
currently.att.yahoo.com/news/article...
Did it ever occur to anyone that the reason Trump thinks that weird fun house mirror Mara Lago face looks good is because his brain is literally melting from dementia and it's distorting his perception?
November 12, 2025 at 1:38 AM
Did it ever occur to anyone that the reason Trump thinks that weird fun house mirror Mara Lago face looks good is because his brain is literally melting from dementia and it's distorting his perception?
In the 1980s, they released 2 major motion picture children's cartoons that feature mouse striptease dance numbers, which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice.
November 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
In the 1980s, they released 2 major motion picture children's cartoons that feature mouse striptease dance numbers, which isn't a lot but it's weird it happened twice.
Raw vegans are weird because they're like "look how skinny I am eating only the juiciest of raw fruits and vegetables that make you shit your brains out."
November 10, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Raw vegans are weird because they're like "look how skinny I am eating only the juiciest of raw fruits and vegetables that make you shit your brains out."
I don't call them "fake boobs." I call them "artesian melons" because I'm classy like that.
November 9, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I don't call them "fake boobs." I call them "artesian melons" because I'm classy like that.
As Trump officials realize that things aren't going to go the way they thought they would and that they don't have the legal protections and immunities they thought they did, we're going to see some seriously preem crash outs.
November 7, 2025 at 2:27 PM
As Trump officials realize that things aren't going to go the way they thought they would and that they don't have the legal protections and immunities they thought they did, we're going to see some seriously preem crash outs.
The people who believe Trump's bullshit are the same people who think professional wrestling is real. That's why Trump's government is staffed by the cast of a dystopian 80's B movie.
November 1, 2025 at 4:32 PM
The people who believe Trump's bullshit are the same people who think professional wrestling is real. That's why Trump's government is staffed by the cast of a dystopian 80's B movie.
So here's a weird ass American problem I never knew about. Many of our doctors and nurses don't have very good health insurance, meaning that they often don't have access to the level of healthcare they provide to others.
You know who has great health insurance though? Corpo rats and politicians.
You know who has great health insurance though? Corpo rats and politicians.
November 1, 2025 at 4:08 PM
So here's a weird ass American problem I never knew about. Many of our doctors and nurses don't have very good health insurance, meaning that they often don't have access to the level of healthcare they provide to others.
You know who has great health insurance though? Corpo rats and politicians.
You know who has great health insurance though? Corpo rats and politicians.
I don't know who needs to hear this, but rich people probably taste like pork.
October 31, 2025 at 6:59 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but rich people probably taste like pork.
Strange how all of the big "unsolvable," "complicated" problems the Boomers told us about turned out to be shockingly simple, absolutely solvable problems they just didn't like the solutions to.
It's like looting a cursed tomb and pretending that your mummy problem is "complicated" and unsolvable.
It's like looting a cursed tomb and pretending that your mummy problem is "complicated" and unsolvable.
October 30, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Strange how all of the big "unsolvable," "complicated" problems the Boomers told us about turned out to be shockingly simple, absolutely solvable problems they just didn't like the solutions to.
It's like looting a cursed tomb and pretending that your mummy problem is "complicated" and unsolvable.
It's like looting a cursed tomb and pretending that your mummy problem is "complicated" and unsolvable.
Way more scifi needs to incorporate folklore. Tell me the story of vampires on the moon. Why not put a werewolf on Mars? How about a mummy on a space station? Witches and robots might be cool.
October 29, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Way more scifi needs to incorporate folklore. Tell me the story of vampires on the moon. Why not put a werewolf on Mars? How about a mummy on a space station? Witches and robots might be cool.
In a century, when we once more forget the lessons of history, it's going to be really weird when a bunch of EU NeoCons get called MAGA for acting like a bunch of fascist cunts and they all act overly offended and accuse the Left of calling everyone they disagree with MAGA.
October 28, 2025 at 2:51 PM
In a century, when we once more forget the lessons of history, it's going to be really weird when a bunch of EU NeoCons get called MAGA for acting like a bunch of fascist cunts and they all act overly offended and accuse the Left of calling everyone they disagree with MAGA.
Living through so much history has made me realize that the great figures of our past must have been much more lame than I imagined.
History makes demons of weird little Nazi goblins, and transforms sniveling rich kids into titans of industry.
History makes demons of weird little Nazi goblins, and transforms sniveling rich kids into titans of industry.
October 28, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Living through so much history has made me realize that the great figures of our past must have been much more lame than I imagined.
History makes demons of weird little Nazi goblins, and transforms sniveling rich kids into titans of industry.
History makes demons of weird little Nazi goblins, and transforms sniveling rich kids into titans of industry.
I'm so glad they brought back the r-word because the Trump administration is fucking retarded. No other word so succinctly sums up the sheer Idiocracy of it all.
October 20, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I'm so glad they brought back the r-word because the Trump administration is fucking retarded. No other word so succinctly sums up the sheer Idiocracy of it all.
We are really overdue for a live-action Street Sharks movie.
October 14, 2025 at 10:13 PM
We are really overdue for a live-action Street Sharks movie.
The interplay between language, culture, and our internal biases is incredibly fascinating. You can say the same thing in a slightly different accent and it feels totally different.
For example, why does it feel classier to say I was, "sucking on a fag in a lorry," than, "blowing a gay trucker?"
For example, why does it feel classier to say I was, "sucking on a fag in a lorry," than, "blowing a gay trucker?"
October 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The interplay between language, culture, and our internal biases is incredibly fascinating. You can say the same thing in a slightly different accent and it feels totally different.
For example, why does it feel classier to say I was, "sucking on a fag in a lorry," than, "blowing a gay trucker?"
For example, why does it feel classier to say I was, "sucking on a fag in a lorry," than, "blowing a gay trucker?"
The trans panic is so fucking stupid. We're like a decade away from using crispr to give ourselves 5 ft long Lovecraftian nightmare squiddicks, and these motherfuckers are worried about some people who just want different human genitals? Dumb.
October 14, 2025 at 6:19 PM
The trans panic is so fucking stupid. We're like a decade away from using crispr to give ourselves 5 ft long Lovecraftian nightmare squiddicks, and these motherfuckers are worried about some people who just want different human genitals? Dumb.
You know how low-carb isn't an organization with a leadership structure and defined goals? It literally just means trying to limit your carb intake. Anyone can say they're low-carb, and there aren't any rules.
That's what antifa is.
That's what antifa is.
October 14, 2025 at 1:42 PM
You know how low-carb isn't an organization with a leadership structure and defined goals? It literally just means trying to limit your carb intake. Anyone can say they're low-carb, and there aren't any rules.
That's what antifa is.
That's what antifa is.
Can someone tell me how to pronounce the "ea" in Sean Bean? Is it ee or aw? I've got a fantasy trivia night coming up, and I don't want to make a fool of myself.
October 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Can someone tell me how to pronounce the "ea" in Sean Bean? Is it ee or aw? I've got a fantasy trivia night coming up, and I don't want to make a fool of myself.
Does anyone else think it's weird that Disney gave the Sultan from Aladdin a posh British accent?
October 12, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Does anyone else think it's weird that Disney gave the Sultan from Aladdin a posh British accent?
FYI If a politician or voter is willing to overlook the rape of thousands of children to further their own goals, and call a child rapist "boss," there is no moral bedrock. You will never wake that person up to their own shocking moral bankruptcy because there is no limit to what they will overlook.
October 7, 2025 at 2:27 PM
FYI If a politician or voter is willing to overlook the rape of thousands of children to further their own goals, and call a child rapist "boss," there is no moral bedrock. You will never wake that person up to their own shocking moral bankruptcy because there is no limit to what they will overlook.