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The Classy Alcoholic 🦃
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Drunk ramblings about booze, boxing and movies. Arizona desert dweller. He/Him.

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Guess what? Corgi butt! She’s Pembroke Welsh. Her tail is slightly longer than a nub because she got docked late-ish. Typically they can have really long, fox-like tails if they’re allowed to grow naturally.
November 14, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Her name is Cheetos and she know literally ALL cops are bastards because they would shoot her without hesitation if she ran up to them because they are cowards.
November 14, 2025 at 8:21 PM
November 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM
November 6, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Say it with your chest big dog
October 31, 2025 at 6:15 AM
I’m not racist…….

BUT I usually cannot tell if I’m looking at Lili Taylor or Franka Potente.
October 26, 2025 at 8:06 AM
Yeah I’m into botany 🌺
October 17, 2025 at 1:19 AM
September 20, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I said this exact same thing on IG and I’m sharing a response I got that makes it clear people have no idea what the state of our country is right now.
September 18, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Just had some delicious pho for lunch. Hope everyone is doing well and that y’all have a great day. 🍜
September 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
This character is supposed to be in his 20s I believe.
September 2, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Ok, hear me out. A Lord of the Rings re-make, but with these two taking the One Ring to Mordor:
August 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
August 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
August 7, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Y’all…Ed Warren should’ve clearly been played by Paul Walter Hauser instead of Patrick Wilson in those fucken Conjuring movies.
August 3, 2025 at 9:24 AM
July 30, 2025 at 4:34 AM
My sister posted this to her IG story. 😆
July 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM
One of those good weeks where things started badly but gradually got better.
#LetterboxdFriday #LastFourWatched 📽️
July 11, 2025 at 5:32 PM
June 17, 2025 at 6:56 AM
TheyreTheSamePicture.jpg
June 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
June 10, 2025 at 11:53 PM
I don’t even know what to say anymore y’all. Brown people are fighting for their families and their lives and it’s all just a game in these people’s heads:
June 10, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Some of y'all can't handle 2 high agency males going at it and it really shows
June 6, 2025 at 6:38 AM
My adolescent crush on Elisha Cuthbert resurfaced this week.
#LastFourWatched #LetterboxdFriday 📽️
May 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Soooo. I’m at a tiki bar in El Paso and realized they have a bunch of Weller. I only kinda jokingly asked the bartender for a flight and he said “sure” and if I die, I die.

#weller #whiskey #elpaso #texas #tx #whiskeyflight #booze #drunk #wasted
May 26, 2025 at 5:05 AM