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Holden Brown
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I’ve never seen such a bunch of apple eaters
Who the fuck is laughing anymore?!?
I’m sorry, “yes we sourced a story using stolen personal data about a nonwhite politician brokered by a neonazi BUT the story illuminates the complex nature of racial identity” does not pass the laugh test
July 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Gloriaaaahh
June 10, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I deleted this app a bit ago. But due to the current situation in our country, I’m just gonna give a shout out. This goes out to all you fucking centrist all you fucking liberals. Wake the fuck up. Or catch the genocide all been quietly pushing onto page 2. Liberals are fascists too.
June 10, 2025 at 3:33 AM
It’s like meowschitz in here
April 7, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Aka, white trash
I love being a coastal elite. Do not follow me if you have heartland values
April 6, 2025 at 7:47 PM
@moderation.bsky.app you should all be ashamed of yourselves
April 5, 2025 at 6:08 AM
April 5, 2025 at 5:59 AM
If yer a lib that can’t understand the divide between you and the left. Kys.
April 5, 2025 at 5:44 AM
You cannot tell me the DNC and the GOP are NOT complicit and on the same side with shit like this lol
March 24, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Fuck that. Buy ammo.
March 18, 2025 at 8:03 AM
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OK, gonna throw this spicy bomb out there.

If you're fortunate enough to have disposable income, then right now it is your duty to use that income wisely. You have agency over how you spend it and you should own how you spend it.

Your decisions do, in fact, affect stock prices of big corporations.
March 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Will Canadia joining the EU viewed as an act of war by the United States??! What will the meese and geese have to watch? Up next on 6Action News.

But right now we turn to the feel good story of a 3-legged pup named, Jamiroquai. His leg amputated after a tragic ice fishing accident.
March 18, 2025 at 7:56 AM
Blessed is the Birria Taco
March 16, 2025 at 7:10 AM
This best day of all time on the app we formerly called twitter was the day Eli Lilly took the bold step in owning up to their own corporate malfeasance with a simple 8$ blue check mark. And lost a billion in market cap in minutes. In real time lol

www.reddit.com/u/EliLillyan...
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March 16, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Let’s fucking do this
March 16, 2025 at 3:29 AM
It’s not even that much fire!! - me during my flight to Miami next month
March 14, 2025 at 8:26 AM
I secretly judge the shit out of my partner for being anti-pasta salad
March 14, 2025 at 6:18 AM
I am a delta comfort plus+ level gangster
March 8, 2025 at 3:03 AM
The perverted way that Uncle Jeffrey unironically identifies with this Invincible character mirrors the rest of these silicone valley virgins. He isn’t the king of the incels because that job is taken. But he is at least a duke or archduke of the incels. trust me, they’re too insecure to leave it be
a poster for invincible shows a man in a red cape standing on top of a snowy mountain
ALT: a poster for invincible shows a man in a red cape standing on top of a snowy mountain
media.tenor.com
March 7, 2025 at 2:33 AM
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Timothy C. Parlatore, a former naval officer who has been Pete Hegseth’s personal lawyer for the past eight years, will be directly commissioned as a Navy commander in the Judge Advocate General’s Corps as a reservist on Friday morning, working for Hegseth's office www.nytimes.com/live/2025/03...
Hegseth’s personal lawyer to be commissioned as a Navy commander in the reserves.
www.nytimes.com
March 6, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.
March 5, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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One thing I'm fucken sick of hearing is that people on the poverty line "don't want handouts."

Well, the rich take hand outs. Maybe they're rich bc they were offered handouts. Maybe they're rich bc they take them.

This "shame in receiving free money" for the poor but not the rich makes me SO MAD
March 5, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Not sure any other such examples exist proving the absolute beauty of the English language. Def none better 🤙🏻

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Waterfall (Remastered 2009) by The Stone Roses on Apple Music
Song · 1989 · Duration 4:38
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March 4, 2025 at 6:49 AM
What aboot, no buddy
March 4, 2025 at 5:48 AM