Holden Brown
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Holden Brown
@thechrisestchris.bsky.social
I’ve never seen such a bunch of apple eaters
Ya, but to what end?? We don’t neoliberalism infesting our great nation either!
July 5, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Sign me the fuck up
July 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Post reported for being pro Canadia
July 5, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Hang c4 at entry and stack up then son
July 5, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Asshole health is Human Health!! Sponsored by United Healthcare 💚 but seriously, bidet yourselves you fucking heathens
July 5, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Tbh; I’m probably just gonna ask for that probe again
July 5, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Why, does he have AIDS?
July 5, 2025 at 3:55 AM
And here I am absolutely APPALLED that the Wawa Ultra America Corporate Hoagiefest CircleJerk wouldn’t consider the ramifications on labor unions when they signed on to sponsor such an event
July 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
That’s 7 years of bad luck
July 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Save your sob stories for your own Independence Day that wasn’t real cause the monarch is still on ya paper, son. Get in line behind Canada with your slanderous bullshit
July 5, 2025 at 3:51 AM
We still PIMPING round here tho son. Respect for the concern but tbh, deport every Aussie is a bipartisan goldmine in freeing our great nation from its unilateral support of a penal colony with shaky human rights records of their own lol
July 5, 2025 at 3:49 AM
But you’re right about one thing, the fate of this provocative nation is inherently tied to the visibility of old navy merch!! Everyone knows this
July 5, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Could it have been they were just all walking around with really aggressive butt plugs in tho?? Like I’m not seeing the leap you’re taking here. Literally nobody was happy to see you shopping on a national holiday lol
July 5, 2025 at 3:46 AM
I literally jerked off only once today so it’s a win in my book
July 5, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I just bought a kayak with klarna though??!
July 5, 2025 at 3:43 AM
This is systemic or the feeble, ineffectual attempts to control the decline of an empire. Just enjoy the ride and arm yourselves. We the people as a slogan has a cyclical significance and I know from Sunday school that time is a flat circle ⭕️ we will overcome these cunts
July 5, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Also coincides with the war on drugs so maybe just give us our cocaine back ya nerds
July 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
lol, shit is AI
July 5, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Fascism incarnate
July 5, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I’d wear that moose like a horse wears a feed bag tho
July 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Bring cocaine back to center our national identity for fucks same🙏
July 5, 2025 at 3:33 AM
Let’s radicalize these hoes✊
July 5, 2025 at 3:32 AM
But why aren’t these ineffectual boomers open carrying ARs in the south?? Maybe then I woulda stopped and hollered at shorti🤷🏻‍♂️
July 5, 2025 at 3:31 AM
This is what it’s like when worlds collide!!!
July 5, 2025 at 3:30 AM
What is it about New York’s journalism scene right now that begs to ask the question; but what if those cunts were the real victims?!? Your editors answer to genocidal cunts and you’re just allowed to ‘beg the question’
July 5, 2025 at 3:29 AM